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· Dec 13
sweet leaf - extended couging mix.mp3
obama alum btw
January 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
obama alum btw
love it when we have a fresh intern that hasn’t heard all my bullshit stories about the old days
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
love it when we have a fresh intern that hasn’t heard all my bullshit stories about the old days
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this is going to solve our problems, i'm sure of it.
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
this is going to solve our problems, i'm sure of it.
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If you cannot make “these people are leaving BABIES in CARS in WINTER and then returning them to their carekeepers with BRUISES” into popular sentiment as a politician, you’re either inept or you want this to keep happening.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
If you cannot make “these people are leaving BABIES in CARS in WINTER and then returning them to their carekeepers with BRUISES” into popular sentiment as a politician, you’re either inept or you want this to keep happening.
these fucking losers don’t want to fight fascism they want to administrate it
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
these fucking losers don’t want to fight fascism they want to administrate it
one year
what’s with all the fark posters here lately
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
one year
those three things you described are fascism lmao go back to fark loser
Yup. Because in 2028 it's going to be "Newsome didn't support trans rights enough" or "Pritzker vetoed the warehouse worker protection act" or "Walz let the Embridge 3 pipeline go through indigenous land" and we'll see 4 more years of fascism and an R President even worse on that same issue.
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
those three things you described are fascism lmao go back to fark loser
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DAMN I GUESS WE ARENT GETTING A REBOOT OF THIS DELICACY
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
DAMN I GUESS WE ARENT GETTING A REBOOT OF THIS DELICACY
got in fifteen minutes early already an hour behind
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
got in fifteen minutes early already an hour behind
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today is probably the most anyone has ever talked about dilbert
January 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
today is probably the most anyone has ever talked about dilbert
the dog elevator can only take you to one floor: roof
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
the dog elevator can only take you to one floor: roof
we interrupt this ow my balls marathon to bring you whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 10:44 PM
we interrupt this ow my balls marathon to bring you whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil
rip to a real piece of shit see ya in hell deadbert
this bozo could have gone out with his millions of dollars being remembered as the occasionally witty mostly stale office joke guy but we’re going to call him deadbert forever instead
who has scott adams on their bingo card?
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
rip to a real piece of shit see ya in hell deadbert
fuck this sanctimonious prick i hope nvidia goes under
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI https://gizmodo.com/jensen-huang-is-begging-you-to-stop-being-so-negative-about-ai-2000709335
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI
" extremely hurtful, frankly, and I think we've done a lot of damage," he said.
gizmodo.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
fuck this sanctimonious prick i hope nvidia goes under
sometimes i pick the cat up and carry him around just to remind him i can
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
sometimes i pick the cat up and carry him around just to remind him i can
me and inky used to get high on the couch and watch taxi except only i got high and he didn’t watch it per se because he was blind he couldn’t drive because he was a dog but i knew if he had been a human he would have made one hell of a cabbie
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
me and inky used to get high on the couch and watch taxi except only i got high and he didn’t watch it per se because he was blind he couldn’t drive because he was a dog but i knew if he had been a human he would have made one hell of a cabbie
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Champagne for my intelligent friends, real pain for my shamtelligent friends
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Champagne for my intelligent friends, real pain for my shamtelligent friends
all intelligence is artificial but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
January 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
all intelligence is artificial but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
dawg i literally just did this post
i type
"You know what Trump is really killing? My wallet with the cost of brunch omelets these days 🤣😂
Let's get these midterms, fam"
chuck schumer smiles and nods behind the gun he's holding to my head as i hit post
"You know what Trump is really killing? My wallet with the cost of brunch omelets these days 🤣😂
Let's get these midterms, fam"
chuck schumer smiles and nods behind the gun he's holding to my head as i hit post
January 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
dawg i literally just did this post
sixteen dollar sandwich with chips three bucks for fries damn near twenty smackers for a sandwich and fries dawg
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
sixteen dollar sandwich with chips three bucks for fries damn near twenty smackers for a sandwich and fries dawg
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cold all the time now man
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
cold all the time now man
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i’m complaining about work but like the real world is awful right now and it’s giving me a tummy ache
January 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
i’m complaining about work but like the real world is awful right now and it’s giving me a tummy ache