#BEEPS
So I noticed that my microwave beeps every so often after the food is done cooking. So of course I had to time it to see if it's random or a set time. I realized there's 60 seconds between each beep! This is super handy when you have to let food sit in the microwave. Just count the beeps!
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Republicans: not all of us want to fuck our daughters.
[mike johnson’s son’s phone beeps]
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People who should be immediately dumped/divorced - Anyone who beeps at a learner driver for taking off slowly.
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
IDM??? I do not want intelligent dance music thabk you very much. I am looking for the Beeps For Oafs.
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My VMU Pro arrived!

Finally no more juggling save data, annoying beeps or maintaining batteries constantly

Seems great so far, only complaint is buttons stick often (A&B)

Started some new saves and even played a bit of Chao Adventure 👍
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Mine beeps if I close the door without having turned it off.
Also if I leave the keys in the car it won't let me lock the doors.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My car beeps at me if I leave it running and walk away with the fob. 2025 Hyundai Tucson
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Knowing that my hearing aids were going to die during this theater show and make all those beeps they do as they warn me about their impending battery death, I switched to the airpods I reviewed for @technologyreview.com. Nice to have a backup option.

www.technologyreview.com/2025/08/19/1...
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Jeff Blashill is not a happy camper this morning. Stop a drill to yell about guys not being ready to practice. If there were video, you'd need a few beeps.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
#journal so I got a new toothbrush and it's a fancy sonic one this time

and it

beeps and vibrates angrily and paused if you brush too hard or too fast

and @fluxom.art caught me blushing and went "Are you gonna call it Mommy too? Damn"

i live in shame
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Exactly!! How many times have I left the car on because I’ve forgotten about that “button”.

Good thing they have a silly alarm of two beeps to tell me I left without turning it off.

How about leaving the key in the car? Hell, pure hell…
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy #RoseWednesday beeps. I'm scrambling to keep up. How about you?
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Robot girl that makes an elevator “ding!” Sound when she gets off… that beeps like a microwave when she’s done. Robot girl who makes all sorts of sounds
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
my mate's Volvo has this thing where it beeps at him every time he changes lanes and I think we're now at the stage where technology can just fuck off
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You have been identified by a most peculiar hare.
#oc #springworld #furryart
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
good morning my peeps and beeps, we're at 22% with 10 days until Christmas.

Every little bit helps here, please give if you can, share far and wide

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December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
my beeps & peeps, 5th day, 2 weeks to Christmas. it’s with your help that I can break this long string of cursed holidays over so many years…

Every donation helps me to my goal, every share, every like… it all counts more than you know

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December 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
And then their little chirrup beeps. It’s the whole package.
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Yeah. I agree with another poster here: "Have the vehicle be 100% autonomous, or 10% – not in-between where it leaves you handicapped and at higher risk".

I personally like a little bit of smart features, like emergency brakes and small beeps and nudges if you're about to do something silly.
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
*Checks calendar*

Time for another #gasmaskmonday, peeps and beeps!

#latex #fetish
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
POST is a test your BIOS performs every time it powers up. When POST is good (and if you have a beeper installed) your PC makes a short single beep by its end. If something is wrong it beeps in weird ways (long and short beeps) and/or shows something on screen. These beeps can tell what's wrong.
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
May the beeps and boops let you sleep tonight.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm surprised you haven't posted on how SecWar gets three beeps and "SecWar", (backtracking) instead of eight bells when arriving and departing.

If embarked, substitute 'thunk' instead of the stinger for when the wheels run over the commander.
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Behind me, she lies in wait in her bed. Not sleeping: one beady little eye remains open. Watching. Judging. The verdict is delivered in grunts and beeps. It does not sound favorable to the defense.

#DogSky #TerriersOfBlueSky
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM