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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
also: beef on weck 🔜
the sandwich rotating contraption with a beautiful little beef on weck at the center
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
swolecialism.bsky.social
Agricultural implement YouTube is great if you are a Contraption Appreciator
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
rambleprism.bsky.social
I LOVE BANJO-KAZOOIE NUTS AND BOLTS 🗣🗣🗣🗣

The only game that can go from "I can't believe my doohickey contraption works oh my god this is FUN??" to "this character is standing in actual piss what the fuck" in a matter of seconds
Banjo flying a homemade airplane contraption Bottles the mole standing in piss
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
ironspike.bsky.social
Looking forward to tomorrow's weekly Iron Circus staff meeting, where I can tell everyone my birthday is next week, I'm taking that week off, and anyone who tries to contact me with work stuff during that time will be put in The Contraption
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
probskay.com
New report: it cost me $3000 to be put into the contraption
An MRI machine
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
spookycutewitch.bsky.social
Transphobic indie devs get in the contraption
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
3. Cookie Maker: Crush up graham crackers and mix them with water, powdered chocolate milk mix, peanut butter, and powdered sugar, and press the mixture into the McDonaldland cookie molds. Voila!
A blue and yellow box with the McDonald's logo and the image of a white contraption that has a graham cracker being fed into a hand-cranked grinder The back of the box with an image of a white contraption with a crank handle and clear container, along with molds shaped like McDonald's characters
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
8. Pie Maker: Roll a slice of white sandwich bread flat, fill with applesauce, fold it over and press it into a "pie" shape. Every box came with a coupon for 25-cents off a jar of Mott's applesauce, too
A yellow and blue box with the McDonald's logo sits behind a plastic contraption with a "rolling pin" and "pie press"
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
miqo.gay
greasing his Contraption
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
sociohat.bsky.social
I don't think I can afford anything ever again so gabe noelle should give me the steam contraption
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
topsyscatmum.bsky.social
My mother still has that bloody contraption in the loft...
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
mitildide.bsky.social
"Hmmmm. Male contraption"
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
westerhare.bsky.social
Rope is no longer enough.

I need to weld someone into the contraption...
weeg.bsky.social weego @weeg.bsky.social · Sep 29
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
thelibbiegrant.bsky.social
Screenshot of a metallic contraption being advertised on Craigslist. The contraption is described as a “brass knuckle Jesus dual taco holder butt plug,” so let your imagination explore its potential dimensions and its unique characteristics. It is being offered for sale for $15, with the admonition “no weirdos.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
lexaprole.southsidesecret.club
what a horrid awakening to admit online. isn’t there some kind of contraption for this kind of behavior??
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
tawejea.bsky.social
I'm rigging a giant redstone contraption to make a fireworks display for a bunch of pals in a Minecraft tournament i'm hosting. Cause i'm an adult.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
fatallynsfw.bsky.social
If you're wondering wtf kind of medical stuff I was doing in another city yesterday
The SCP researchers had to strap me into the contraption
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
ianfortey.bsky.social
RFK fans it out by flexing his kegels and just spins towards danger, his flaccid little half jerky plonker quivering from the effort. It nestles right there, protected in the jagged pube forest, impossible to reach except with some sort of hand on a stick contraption.
A weird little silver robot type hand on a grabber stick
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
remediosvaro.bsky.social
The emigrants
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/20044
"The Emigrants" by Remedios Varo depicts a fantastical, mobile structure where figures appear to embark on a mysterious journey within a ship-like contraption enveloped in vibrant orange foliage and ethereal forms. Varo's Surrealist style captures themes of transition and exploration, reflecting her own often-nomadic life and deep interest in mysticism and inner worlds.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
upchuckle.bsky.social
physics interaction contraption idea

#indiedev #devlog #indiegame
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i.am.spooni.sh
I'm a womanizer, but like, in the funky science gizmo contraption sorta way.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
jlindy.bsky.social
whenever I hear the word "space heater" it makes me think of a movable contraption, not something that's permanently affixed and with a flue
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
mrmoth.bsky.social
I wouldn't restrict it to the uber-wealthy, every private landlord is invited to an appointment with The Contraption.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
anikyte.bsky.social
the contraption and its results

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #femboy #femsky #blahaj
a blahaj with a vibrator strapped to its tail sits atop a body on a bed. the body's panties are wet from cum. it is holding the blahaj.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
gregdoucette.bsky.social
Gonna try to do Foodraiser history but someone wants snugs so it's gonna be a challenge 🤪
Selfie of Greg sitting in his office chair, wearing a red medical shirt and sling contraption on his left arm, sporting 4-day-old facial hair. On his lap in the foreground, staring at the camera lens, is his domestic long-haired cat Biscuit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM