#ContraptioN
also: beef on weck 🔜
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Agricultural implement YouTube is great if you are a Contraption Appreciator
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I LOVE BANJO-KAZOOIE NUTS AND BOLTS 🗣🗣🗣🗣

The only game that can go from "I can't believe my doohickey contraption works oh my god this is FUN??" to "this character is standing in actual piss what the fuck" in a matter of seconds
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Looking forward to tomorrow's weekly Iron Circus staff meeting, where I can tell everyone my birthday is next week, I'm taking that week off, and anyone who tries to contact me with work stuff during that time will be put in The Contraption
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
New report: it cost me $3000 to be put into the contraption
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Transphobic indie devs get in the contraption
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
3. Cookie Maker: Crush up graham crackers and mix them with water, powdered chocolate milk mix, peanut butter, and powdered sugar, and press the mixture into the McDonaldland cookie molds. Voila!
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
8. Pie Maker: Roll a slice of white sandwich bread flat, fill with applesauce, fold it over and press it into a "pie" shape. Every box came with a coupon for 25-cents off a jar of Mott's applesauce, too
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
greasing his Contraption
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I don't think I can afford anything ever again so gabe noelle should give me the steam contraption
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My mother still has that bloody contraption in the loft...
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"Hmmmm. Male contraption"
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Rope is no longer enough.

I need to weld someone into the contraption...
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
what a horrid awakening to admit online. isn’t there some kind of contraption for this kind of behavior??
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm rigging a giant redstone contraption to make a fireworks display for a bunch of pals in a Minecraft tournament i'm hosting. Cause i'm an adult.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you're wondering wtf kind of medical stuff I was doing in another city yesterday
The SCP researchers had to strap me into the contraption
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
RFK fans it out by flexing his kegels and just spins towards danger, his flaccid little half jerky plonker quivering from the effort. It nestles right there, protected in the jagged pube forest, impossible to reach except with some sort of hand on a stick contraption.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
physics interaction contraption idea

#indiedev #devlog #indiegame
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm a womanizer, but like, in the funky science gizmo contraption sorta way.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
whenever I hear the word "space heater" it makes me think of a movable contraption, not something that's permanently affixed and with a flue
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I wouldn't restrict it to the uber-wealthy, every private landlord is invited to an appointment with The Contraption.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
the contraption and its results

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #femboy #femsky #blahaj
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gonna try to do Foodraiser history but someone wants snugs so it's gonna be a challenge 🤪
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM