gandalf: so, The Hunt For Gollum begins
frodo: why, though
gandalf: we're going to put him in this garbage bag
frodo: gandalf you're scaring me
gandalf: and then throw rocks at the bag until it stops moving
frodo:
gandalf: and we're going to search his house for that vape rig he stole from me
frodo: why, though
gandalf: we're going to put him in this garbage bag
frodo: gandalf you're scaring me
gandalf: and then throw rocks at the bag until it stops moving
frodo:
gandalf: and we're going to search his house for that vape rig he stole from me
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
gandalf: so, The Hunt For Gollum begins
frodo: why, though
gandalf: we're going to put him in this garbage bag
frodo: gandalf you're scaring me
gandalf: and then throw rocks at the bag until it stops moving
frodo:
gandalf: and we're going to search his house for that vape rig he stole from me
frodo: why, though
gandalf: we're going to put him in this garbage bag
frodo: gandalf you're scaring me
gandalf: and then throw rocks at the bag until it stops moving
frodo:
gandalf: and we're going to search his house for that vape rig he stole from me
GANDALF: One ping only
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
GANDALF: One ping only
Gandalf Big Naturals
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Gandalf Big Naturals
I was there, Gandalf.
I was there, 3000 years ago...
I was there, 3000 years ago...
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I was there, Gandalf.
I was there, 3000 years ago...
I was there, 3000 years ago...
last night of the holiday
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
last night of the holiday
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Nunca esqueço quando li O Senhor Dos Anéis e o Gandalf fala pro Aragorn que se o Frodo tivesse ido pra Mordor com Uber One ele teria economizado R$ 37,65 em corridas o ano todo
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Nunca esqueço quando li O Senhor Dos Anéis e o Gandalf fala pro Aragorn que se o Frodo tivesse ido pra Mordor com Uber One ele teria economizado R$ 37,65 em corridas o ano todo
Returning to your novel manuscript-in-progress after a couple weeks away
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Returning to your novel manuscript-in-progress after a couple weeks away
"lol" gandalf chuckled "comma, lmao"
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
"lol" gandalf chuckled "comma, lmao"
¡NO TIENES PODER AQUÍ, GANDALF EL GRIS!
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
¡NO TIENES PODER AQUÍ, GANDALF EL GRIS!
I feel bad that Ian McKellen is being compelled to play Gandalf again at age 87
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I feel bad that Ian McKellen is being compelled to play Gandalf again at age 87
'Gandalf? The chief organizer of the resistance?"
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
'Gandalf? The chief organizer of the resistance?"
It’s ironic seeing how the chaddiest chad of all (Boromir) is pretty much the first to fall (not counting Gandalf, he got better)
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
It’s ironic seeing how the chaddiest chad of all (Boromir) is pretty much the first to fall (not counting Gandalf, he got better)
My Battalion S3 mocking the animist / Islamic shamans of Khost, “Gandalf in them Mountains”, that our Human Terrain Team identified as a source of real sociological-cultural power:
IR people who decry gender studies or arguments are fish refusing to believe the study of water is important.
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
My Battalion S3 mocking the animist / Islamic shamans of Khost, “Gandalf in them Mountains”, that our Human Terrain Team identified as a source of real sociological-cultural power:
between gandalf, aragorn, and sauron trying to track him down, this is just 3 men and a baby in a fantasy setting
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
between gandalf, aragorn, and sauron trying to track him down, this is just 3 men and a baby in a fantasy setting
"what's that?" asked Frodo
"why it's an ElfBar" replied Gandalf, blowing a plume of smoke the shape of a great fortress
"why it's an ElfBar" replied Gandalf, blowing a plume of smoke the shape of a great fortress
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
"what's that?" asked Frodo
"why it's an ElfBar" replied Gandalf, blowing a plume of smoke the shape of a great fortress
"why it's an ElfBar" replied Gandalf, blowing a plume of smoke the shape of a great fortress
gandalf: where are you hiding the gollum
14 year old employee: dude this is an ihop
gandalf: do not play games with me, child
frodo: sorry about him. he lost his vape
gandalf: [glares]
frodo: I want you to just start making pancakes and giving them to me
14 year old: that's, not how this works
14 year old employee: dude this is an ihop
gandalf: do not play games with me, child
frodo: sorry about him. he lost his vape
gandalf: [glares]
frodo: I want you to just start making pancakes and giving them to me
14 year old: that's, not how this works
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
gandalf: where are you hiding the gollum
14 year old employee: dude this is an ihop
gandalf: do not play games with me, child
frodo: sorry about him. he lost his vape
gandalf: [glares]
frodo: I want you to just start making pancakes and giving them to me
14 year old: that's, not how this works
14 year old employee: dude this is an ihop
gandalf: do not play games with me, child
frodo: sorry about him. he lost his vape
gandalf: [glares]
frodo: I want you to just start making pancakes and giving them to me
14 year old: that's, not how this works
Omg you thought Gandalf went off for birthdays, you should see the fireworks he makes for gender reveals...rip entwives
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Omg you thought Gandalf went off for birthdays, you should see the fireworks he makes for gender reveals...rip entwives
People underestimate how much shit Gandalf likes to talk in the books.
Dude hurls way more insults than magic spells.
Dude hurls way more insults than magic spells.
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
People underestimate how much shit Gandalf likes to talk in the books.
Dude hurls way more insults than magic spells.
Dude hurls way more insults than magic spells.
Sorry it's 25 years on and you want to have the same people playing younger versions of their characters? Just cast someone new already; you literally already have a new Gandalf
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Sorry it's 25 years on and you want to have the same people playing younger versions of their characters? Just cast someone new already; you literally already have a new Gandalf
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"Well, yes!" said Gandalf.
"Well, yes!" said Gandalf.
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"Well, yes!" said Gandalf.
"Well, yes!" said Gandalf.