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theloaraxe.bsky.social
almost never seen 'pert' used forgivably.

Mario Batali: "whip until the meringue forms pert little peaks"

FBI: "check his hard drive, boys"
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
I feel like 'pert' is also usually a red flag, and not just in the context of breasts.
squishythings.com maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 9h
i would love never reading the word "nubile" in an article written by a man ever again
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social
Of his pert posterior?
January 31, 2026 at 3:13 PM
rcoshow.bsky.social
Just now— #Tickles #TicklesThePitMix #DogsOfBluesky #pets #PitMixRescues
The little pit mix on her back in bed. One wide eye and one pert ear prominent.
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
gkk.bsky.social
T kollegajaeknal kigyulladt a szaritogep.
T ma delelott levette a szaritogep boritasat, kb fel kilo pert kipucolt belole.

Ti is pucoljatok ki a szaritogepet.
January 31, 2026 at 11:22 AM
gleslieplipp.bsky.social
¿¿¿ andy bro g stol¨pert t ???
Andy Borg - Adios Amor (??? Andy Borg stolpert ???) - ZDF Fernsehgarten 13.09.2020
YouTube video by Matthias Lindemann
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January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
gerrark.bsky.social
Big butts, wobbling mounds of fat and muscle, sometimes pert and perky, just as often slightly sagging. Watch that fur and flesh ripple after a quick spank that sends a shiver up the spine, watch that tail hike high from a single finger sliding through the crevasse. Well-trained.
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
sliderulesyou.bsky.social
Bad depression day, so forced myself to focus on something else, namely making an anatomically accurate Zippy in a latex catsuit out of polymer clay.
Zippy from rainbow, in a latex catsuit, with his blue eyes, massive zip-slit of a mouth, yellow felt-like skin visible through the eye and gob-holes, one massive flipper-like hand in a fist, the other splayed. His legs are froggish. Same as first picture, but a side angle From the back, showing his pert little bum cheeks
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
mixuen.bsky.social
I put glasses on Joytoy Pert like I did with Hollywood Heresy Pert

it looks even worse on Joytoy 😭
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
jake0366.bsky.social
Oh dear, looks like you're teasing. Which means I will have to spank that pert little ass of yours 😈😈
January 31, 2026 at 10:07 PM
overlooked237.bsky.social
pert plus or i don't want it
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
onemilliongirlsbc.bsky.social
Meisjes onder elkaar (Girls among each other)
Tuk magazine 1997, 340

https://archive.org/details/tuk-1997-340/tuk-1997-340/page/44/mode/2up
Two beautiful models with blonde skin sit side by side on a paisley settee. Wearing white socks, and white lingerie falling off their pert tits. They stare inquisitively at each other’s smooth and tanned bodies, fingering themselves under their panties. Wild 3d typography reads - Tuk, Meisjes onder elkaar
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
pandaninjamurai.bsky.social
Pour cet homme puissant les gens autour qui justifient et ordonnent la violence envers plusieurs groupes minorisés, ces gens-là, sont capables de s’adapter et de l’aider
C’est un taf qu’iels feraient pas face à une personne racisée ou pauvre qui pert aussi la mémoire à court terme
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
chimamma3.bsky.social
NIY The New York Indepen Follow @nyi_news Replying to @SpencerHakimian This is how the Department of Justice is redacting files to cover up for Donald Trump. The top redacted document was released by the DOJ. The bottom identical document was released by a judge during the Biden administration. See the difference? • "[A]nother friend... was one of the many girls that had sexual relations with ... She confided in me about her casual 'friendship' with | definitely seemed to have a thing for her and she told me how he kept going on about how he liked her 'pert nipples'. liked flicking and sucking her nipples until they were raw. One evening when we were showering together she showed me her nipples. They looked incredibly painful as they were red and swollen and I remember wincing when I looked at them. I also know she had sexual relations with Jeffery's NY mansion on regular occasions as I once met Bat for coffee, just before she was going to meet (RANSOME_000296); and Epstein together at his mansion." Ex. 6 • "[A]nother friend... was one of the many girls that had sexual relations with Donald Trump ... She confided in me about her casual 'friendship' with Donald. Mr. Trump definitely seemed to have a thing for her and she told me how he kept going on about how he liked her 'pert nipples'. Donald Trump liked flicking and sucking her nipples until they were raw. One evening when we were showering together she showed me her nipples. They looked incredibly painful as they were red and swollen and I remember wincing when I looked at them. I also know she had sexual relations with Trump at Jeffery's NY mansion on regular occasions as I once met Jen for coffee, just before she was going to meet Trump and Epstein together at his mansion." Ex. 6 (RANSOME_000296); 2:23 PM • 22 Dec 25 • 339K Views
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
radulik.bsky.social
The thing that is extra wild to me, (in my mind) all those alt-right, manosphere, mogging guys at that club in Miami (playing Kanye West’s Heil Hitler) would have been lined up and shot into an empty pool and covered with dirt, if this was Germany. pert near a hundred years ago.
January 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
ohjoysextoy.bsky.social
How and why would you wear a strap-on if you already have a penis? @hiencomics.com.au takes us on a journey of sexy science strap-on discovery in this top notch comic about topping for the first time!
www.ohjoysextoy.com/local-side-l...
Local Side Learns How To Top by Hien Pham, published on ohjoysextoy.com/local-side-learns-how-to-top-hien-pham on January 27, 2026 Hien Pham draws in a lushly rendered style that alternates between realistic illustrations and simplified cartoons in textured pencil lines. He uses the full spectrum of colors. This comic is populated with anthropomorphic characters. "I HAVE A VISION!!!" Exclaims Hien, pressing his fingers to the sides of his temple and squeezing his eyes closed in concentration with thought rays emanating from his head. He is a brown bear with a thing mustache and wears a white labcoat, glasses, with his black hair pulled back into a bun at the top of his head. "For the future?" Asks a shirtless golden lion, popping up in the background. "A SEXY FUTURE!!!" Hien clarifies, deep in his psychic connection. In the purple-hued future we see a confident Hien shirtless with a black leather bandolier slung across his chest that is loaded with fantastical dildos that are shaped like tentacles and the dongs of dragons. He wears matching black leather cuffs on his wrists and a small loincloth wrapped around his waist. "Oh my!" The lion gasps with lust, cartoon hearts filling his eyes and floating around his mane. He also sports a small loincloth like Hien's. Striking a self-assured pose with his hands on his hips, Hien predicts, "A future where I walk into a sexy event with TOP confidence, ready to spoil any bottom I fancy with their choice of strap-on!" Snapping back to the present day, Hien now frets and wonders, "...but I've never topped with a strap-on before... How does it work? Is it even comfortable? Enjoyable?" Whipping off his loincloth to reveal a plump bottom as pert as a peach, the lion seductively answers, "Sounds like you've got questions my ass could answer~" Grasping hands together, Hien's nose presses against the lion's as he asks, "For real?!" "Totally! Let's conduct some experiments!" Concurs the lion giddily. From a bird's eye view, we see Hien and his companion punching up to the sky in confidence on either side of the title, "Sexy Science!" that is emblazoned with hearts. A pink banner unfurls across the bottom of the page, stating, "Read the rest on Oh Joy Sex Toy.com"
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
siyahamasicak.bsky.social
dozer gibi üstümden geçen bir hafta, cuma dahil ofis günlerinin ardından buz gibi havada kan kaybederken topukludan pert olmuş ayaklarla evime döndüm ama fıkır fıkırım teşekkürler Karayiplerin neşeli çocukları
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
escyn.bsky.social
lesbians #yurijayvik #jayvik
viktor stands, palming her huge cock, back arched into jay who is standing behind her cupping her small pert breasts from behind, mouth buried into viktors neck. Viktor reaches back and loops her hand around Jay’s neck, pulling her in closer. Jay lays on her back as the machine herald (fem) fucks her. The machine herald holds jays legs apart, seated deep inside of jay as the hex law holds a vibrator to her clit. They are holding eye contact.
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 AM
wampert.bsky.social
Hes hot hes so hot hes so damn hot i love him hes a hot hunky wamp hes a stud hes a hunk of muscle pert I love he 🧡💙💙🧡
genericboxhead.bsky.social Boxie 🇧🇷 🏳️‍🌈 🖤💛🤍💜 @genericboxhead.bsky.social · 7d
Reviving an very old OC of mine from way back, I think he looks quite good now :3

Boxie-Artwork

#furryart #art #oc
Gio the swampert pose sheet
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
matthewharrison.bsky.social
Okay, also, I love his and Celia's bonkers translation of Catullus, where they try to retain as much as they can not just of the meaning but also the SOUND of the Latin.

not surprisingly, the dirty poems are particularly wild.
32 I’m a bow, my dual kiss, Ipsithilla, my daily key, eye, my eye’s litde leap-horse, you bid me to “when,” I’m your meridian. That: so you see as sure as that adjuvant, no case, limb, menace obscure your tableland, no tidbit love you outdoors far as a bier. Stay home, my man he asks we pair us—no bis— nine continuous gasps, no refutations. Very, so he could, yes start if you bid to: he’s primed now a joke-stuffed satyr, so pin us! pert under the tunic, pulling up the quilt. Catullus English and Latin from here: https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Translation:Catullus_32 Literal English Translation Original Latin Line I beg you, my sweet, my Ipsitilla, my darling, my sophisticated beauty, summon me to a midday assignation; and, if you're willing, do me one big favor: don't let anyone lock the door, and don't decide to go out, but stay at home and get ready for our nine successive copulations. Honestly, if you want it, give the order: I've eaten, and I'm sated, supinated! I'm poking through my cloak and tunic. Amabo, mea dulcis Ipsitilla, meae deliciae, mei lepores, iube ad te veniam meridiatum. et si iusseris, illud adiuvato, ne quis liminis obseret tabellam, neu tibi lubeat foras abire, sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones. verum si quid ages, statim iubeto: nam pransus iaceo et satur supinus pertundo tunicamque palliumque.
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
duanbcl.bsky.social
33. Dua Lipa
A tanned, dark haired woman sits backwards on a white chair. The cut of her outfit shows off the size and roundness of her peach like bottom. She is wearing a sparkly black outfit which leaves little to the imagination, consisting of the previously mentioned black underwear, as well as a matching bra top, almost shoulder-length mesh gloves, fishnets, a second pair of stockings connected to the bodysuit, and sparkling knee high boots. She is looking back over her shoulder with a rather seductive look on her face. A tanned, dark haired woman sits cross legged on what appears to be a boat deck, she is wearing a red and blue bikini, that due to the design, looks like two separate swimsuits worn together. With a larger blue one worn underneath the more revealing red. The woman's tanned body is proudly on show, displaying her curves and thick thighs. A heart shaped tattoo adorns her left forearm. A blonde haired Dua Lipa is on stage, with her right foot placed on a yellow chair. Her outfit is made of a backless leotard with long sleeves, and sheer black tights encasing her toned, muscular legs. The cut of the leotard draws attention to her pert bottom. The outfit is complimented by a pair of heeled boots. The pose she is making is reminiscent of a high class dancer.
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
tesplendente.bsky.social
a theme like #TailsUp begs for a wren. did someone say pert? #BirdoftheDay
a winter wren sits on a branch WAY out in a thicket of other branches. it is just visible really behind a branch that's blurry and slices it in half and its head is also partially obscured. it's tail is pert. it was watching me, watch it and had led me from a few meters away back to its nest where it went inside for a while. one of the most exhilarating experiences since starting birding. all thanks to my new-to-me kit lens turned CX franken camera. it may be full spectrum pink but i got it. i only hvae two photos and the other is remarkably with its tail down. Wrens are on my 2026 photography resolutions list.
January 22, 2026 at 12:36 PM
horrorfilms101.bsky.social
Deep cut for the King fans:

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Bunny says “Jer-e-my's iron...”
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Bunny says “I made a game of it. seeing how many times I could bounce the ball in a day, then trying to break that record”
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 AM
bcallwood.bsky.social
Nate Sipe, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist in Twin Cities string band Pert Near Sandstone, told us about his love for his Audio Technica Wireless A/B System 10 Stompbox...
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Pert Near Sandstone Can't Do Without Their Audio Technica
Nate Sipe, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist in Twin Cities string band Pert Near Sandstone, told us about his love for his Audio Technica Wireless A/B System 10 Stompbox... Nate Sipe: In a typical...
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January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
ai-pony.bsky.social
*Something completely different*

January 24th 2092.
Three prisoners arrive for processing at the #BakerMillerGaol a final resort for repeat offenders. The gaol owners take their inspiration from before the Third World War, where prisoners were made to wear pink uniforms to reduce recidivism. 1/16
A young Scottish man, Lachlan, hanging from the ceiling in the lab of a futuristic cyberpunk prison, he is naked except for a pink semi-transparent force-field chastity device which shows his soft cock, and matching force-field cropped vest which displays a readout showing a list of his crimes in an alien language. His cock is leaking precum which passes through the force-field. Security staff in the background are adjusting the settings of his devices. A young Brazillian man, Luiz, hanging from the ceiling in the lab of a futuristic cyberpunk prison, he is naked except for a pink semi-transparent force-field chastity device which shows his soft cock, and matching force-field cropped vest which displays a readout showing a list of his crimes in an alien language. His cock is leaking precum which passes through the force-field. Security staff in the background are adjusting the settings of his devices. A young English man, James, hanging from the ceiling in the lab of a futuristic cyberpunk prison, he is naked except for a pink semi-transparent force-field chastity device which shows his rock hard cock, the force-field is vacuum tight and will not allow his cock to deflate. He wears a matching force-field cropped vest which displays a readout showing a list of his crimes in an alien language. His cock is leaking precum which passes through the force-field. Security staff in the background are adjusting the settings of his device. A young English man, James, hanging from the ceiling in the lab of a futuristic cyberpunk prison, seen from the rear, his chastity device is not visible you can see his semi-transparent force-field cropped vest which displays a readout showing a list of his crimes in an alien language. His pert ass is taught with apprehension. Security staff in the background are adjusting the settings of his devices.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM