#SPAGHETTI
went a run . Bought my son some takeaway lunch . Going to see my dad later . might make spaghetti bolognause . Maybe .

How about you ? x
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
mom spaghetti
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A woman that speaks like Kelly Johnson could not possibly have much more than spaghetti for brains.

Mike can only be attracted to women w/ spaghetti brains bc they can't think (much) for themselves & are happy (&, apparently, need) to be told what to do, how to act. They may not be capable of
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
4. Dezember 2025 – Eine neue Studie von PAN Europe weist erhöhte Mengen der Chemikalie Trifluoracetat (TFA) in 66 Getreideprodukten aus 16 europäischen Ländern nach, darunter Brot, Nudeln, Frühstückszerealien und Mehl. In 81,8 Prozent der Proben fand sich die langlebige „Ewigkeitschemikalie“. #TFA
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Jimin calling Jin about pasta
JK becoming the no.1 pasta chef
Hobi releasing a song called spaghetti
JK *saving* multiple pasta dishes for Jimin in AYS

and I forget did Tae eat pasta on his vlog? 😅

Pasta as a metaphor of entangled human life, let's go😅
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I didn’t realize my brain is really spaghetti, says the Meatball head of Congress as if it’s the definitive assessment of women’s capabilities. Conservative Christianity is a danger to us all.
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Leilani Kai's Facebook page is really the best thing that ever happened to her career

When she posted Sherri Martel's pizza spaghetti legacy, she just won over all the fans who just remember her as an older wrestler who didn't seem all that talented in the WWF or WCW
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
ChatGPT: What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
When i cook? Depend lol

Usually as a main meat / pork/ chicken/ fish / carbs ( pasta / rice) and the variatng the sides accordingly

Like spaghetti with stir fried spicy oysters + onions and mushrooms is easy and nice lol

Days i have ppl over maybe my secret burger recipes or lasagna
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Mm, spaghetti. 🍝
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Stranger: Why you wearing a mask
Me: If you had one shot… one opportunity…
Stranger: What
Me: Your palms are sweaty, lungs weak, legs are heavy
There's vomit on your sweater already, brain feels like spaghetti
Stranger: What
Me: Lose yourself in the mucous, the Covid…
a group of men are standing around a man in a white shirt and blue jeans .
Alt: a group of men are standing around Eminem in a white shirt and blue jeans while he raps
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December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mérnöki alapon (két minta) alapján állítom, vannak a különböző ilyen-olyan olasz paradicsomos tészták és van a spaghetti all’assassina! Utóbbi egy másik dimenzió, egyszerű(en) buzijo!
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
run with the yeti
eatin' veggie spaghetti
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This spaghetti and meatballs brain is doing more for humanity than Mr. Chef Boyardee.

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December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
healed by husband's homemade alfredo spaghetti
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Remember when social feeds started serving up AI crocodiles and spaghetti cats with faux Italian names? Why? 🧵⬇️ (1/4)
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Match is who we want to be. Peppino Spaghetti is who we are.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
(2/2) Note this is the same Speaker of the House who—in a recent podcast interview with Stephen Miller’s wife (wonder if she has a name?)—likened women’s brains to a "mess of spaghetti and meatballs."

I'm sure the women of the U.S. electorate (who cast 53% of votes in 2024) will be fine w/that.
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Protect us, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as we stay awake;
watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with You, and asleep, rest in Your peace.

"18. Cloak our breath with the weighty peace of Your Meatball, that anxiety and fear may not draw near."

🍝 The Flying […]
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December 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
@[email protected] hmm. spaghetti carbonara is pretty good
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I love spaghetti.
Also Merry Ficsmas to all who celebrate.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Mittag
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM