#Schmucks
How come these rich guys (except for Warren Buffett) are such schmucks and don't know their a$$ from a ⛳️ in the ground?
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
and then have an aneurysm and throw their keyboards and mice when they lose, and go on a racist, sexist, homophobic tirade, blaming everybody but themselves. Ironically this is the first communication about the game you'll hear from them. 😂 bunch of tiny dicked schmucks throwing a tantrum.
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
His vast fortune and influence network was a "Dinner For Schmucks" situation that got very out of hand.
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
So many aggrieved weirdos that were convinced that the way to get 'lucky' with women was to act like complete schmucks.
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
All these grinning schmucks standing around and acting like they know what the hell he’s talking about, pretending he’s quoting facts. Pathetic.🤪
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
& here come the cavalcade of schmucks blaming democrats (for whom many of the loudest complainers were too morally pure to vote) for republican caused atrocities.🙄

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You’ve Probably Never Heard of “Murc’s Law”, But You’ve Seen It in Action Lots of Times
Murc’s Law is “the widespread assumption that only Democrats have any agency or causal influence over American politics”. In other words, Democrats are responsible for  Republican…
whereofonecanspeak.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’m an academic earning a U.K. academic salary (which is fine, but a fraction of what these schmucks make), an beyond just the joy of studying what I want for a living, I reckon I have a more fulfilling social life and hobbies than these grindset people
I read this, and I am freshly reminded that one of the most important insights in humanism is that this our one and only life.
Grindcore is the new hustle culture
In Silicon Valley, long hours have fused with a monastic male wellness aesthetic
www.ft.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Well I'm glad I didn't celebrate earlier. Keep the bar low for these schmucks.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
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January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Did Schumer bother to ask Alex Pretti's Parents or Renee Good's Family if the CR is okay because I am damn sure Schumer would have gotten a solid NO from them both.

Schumer give schmucks a bad name

Schumer is so feckless freckles are endangered

Schumer gave Trmpf what he wanted
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The US is currently and actively funding a separatist movement within the province of Alberta. These minority of poor schmucks in Alberta haven't come to the conclusion yet that the cheeto and his ilk want Alberta's resources only and don't give a shit about the citizens.
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Or in the case of some schmucks; milk, mummy, and nursery rhymes. :P
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
David Brooks being successful is proof that life is inherently unfair. Schmucks who never had a hard day in their lives get to live as they wish. Fuck everything
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Trump’s approval rating has never been lower. ICE is murdering Americans. How is this party such schmucks?
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals: 1 Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement; 2 Create a code of conduct and enforce it; 3 Require agents to wear body cams and not masks.
Democrats demand new ICE restrictions as government shutdown looms
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Senate Democrats say they’ll block a massive government funding package without policy changes.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Jeffries and Schumer have absolutely got to go. Fuck these schmucks.
January 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Yeah, I've read articles asserting that Steven Cheung is nice and even funny in 1-on-1 interview situations. BFD.

It might behoove one of these "Hitler loved dogs" op-ed schmucks to ask themselves first why all these decent, kind, funny souls choose to hide it so well.
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Clarence Thomas is apparently one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet, and famously knows the name of every single employee at the Supreme Court, down to the night janitors. His character is still bad! Not sure what “Alito is a kind in interpersonal situations” has to do with this.
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
@jerkybun.bsky.social you should sue those danish schmucks
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Say NO to AI media!

Say YES to fake movies painstakingly written, performed and edited by two schmucks in a basement!

The Pod Universe is a celebration of HUMAN CREATION
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Oops, mislabeled the alt text. It’s Dinner For Schmucks, not Dinner With Schmucks.
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Can the rest of us schmucks loyal to Canada help separatists pack & leave Canada. Quebec separatism has very different roots than Alberta whining & has been skillfully used politically to secure Quebec positions. I question the involvement of foreign actors in this iteration of Quebec separatism.
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
What a smarmy bunch of schmucks.
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Also, it's complicated by the fact that those schmucks at Totino's already took the term "Pizza Roll"
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
“You people are a bunch of sentimental schmucks who don’t understand that you lost.”
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
The crisis whisperer: how Adam Tooze makes sense of our bewildering age
The long read: Whether it’s the financial crash, the climate emergency or the breakdown of the international order, historian Adam Tooze has become the go-to guide to the radical new world we’ve enter...
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The amount of "I'm not with them" signals exuded by the state patrol and the mpd in certain environments where they have to babysit DHS schmucks lulled me into a sense that there was some amount of solidarity.

Unfortunately for us, ACAB is the rule not the exception.
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM