Goedemorgen. Ik maakte ene tekening. Het is een baby-pinguin.
‘Oops, I just sharted’
29,7 x 21 cm
Inkt op papier
Delen is lief.
‘Oops, I just sharted’
29,7 x 21 cm
Inkt op papier
Delen is lief.
February 16, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Goedemorgen. Ik maakte ene tekening. Het is een baby-pinguin.
‘Oops, I just sharted’
29,7 x 21 cm
Inkt op papier
Delen is lief.
‘Oops, I just sharted’
29,7 x 21 cm
Inkt op papier
Delen is lief.
What if someone just sharted?
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
What if someone just sharted?
I’ve seen insta posts about how he’s sharted himself in front of camera in the past. Might be true but tbh it wouldn’t surprise me.
February 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I’ve seen insta posts about how he’s sharted himself in front of camera in the past. Might be true but tbh it wouldn’t surprise me.
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Kash Patel startled
And sharted the bed
Roses are red
Kash Patel startled
And sharted the bed
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Our boss always looks
Like he’s fighting a poo
Violets are blue
Our boss always looks
Like he’s fighting a poo
February 15, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Kash Patel startled
And sharted the bed
Roses are red
Kash Patel startled
And sharted the bed
you spelled sharted wrong.
February 15, 2026 at 7:03 AM
you spelled sharted wrong.
My son just sharted on my hand. How's your Valentine's going?
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
My son just sharted on my hand. How's your Valentine's going?
If I have to change another diaper today I'm going to lose my marbles, this boy has sharted and peed on every clean diaper immediately after changing him EVERY TIME NOW 😭
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
If I have to change another diaper today I'm going to lose my marbles, this boy has sharted and peed on every clean diaper immediately after changing him EVERY TIME NOW 😭
She'd still have been a better President than the one you elected.
In the eyes and noses of the world the USA collectively sharted when it elected Trump, and the spatter hit everyone.
In the eyes and noses of the world the USA collectively sharted when it elected Trump, and the spatter hit everyone.
February 14, 2026 at 6:48 AM
She'd still have been a better President than the one you elected.
In the eyes and noses of the world the USA collectively sharted when it elected Trump, and the spatter hit everyone.
In the eyes and noses of the world the USA collectively sharted when it elected Trump, and the spatter hit everyone.
rebranding my self as "Cucker Carlson" and making this dumb fucking face while getting dicked down hard as hell by bigger better peanis while you sit in the corner
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
rebranding my self as "Cucker Carlson" and making this dumb fucking face while getting dicked down hard as hell by bigger better peanis while you sit in the corner
What would happen if you loudly sharted yourself?
I'm not saying you should, but in the interest of legal curiosity......
I'm not saying you should, but in the interest of legal curiosity......
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
What would happen if you loudly sharted yourself?
I'm not saying you should, but in the interest of legal curiosity......
I'm not saying you should, but in the interest of legal curiosity......
I had a dream I was naked and I somehow sharted on the couch and before I could clean it up, my distant family members kept showing up at my door one by one.
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I had a dream I was naked and I somehow sharted on the couch and before I could clean it up, my distant family members kept showing up at my door one by one.
Thank you for spreading the truth about our dear lord who sharted out the world, in Jesus name!
February 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Thank you for spreading the truth about our dear lord who sharted out the world, in Jesus name!
Imagine if Biden would ripped ass and maybe sharted himself......
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Imagine if Biden would ripped ass and maybe sharted himself......
Hey,
maybe someone sharted?
You know,
it happens to the best (and worst) of us.
maybe someone sharted?
You know,
it happens to the best (and worst) of us.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Hey,
maybe someone sharted?
You know,
it happens to the best (and worst) of us.
maybe someone sharted?
You know,
it happens to the best (and worst) of us.
Hey,
maybe someone sharted?
You know,
it happens to the best (and worst) of us.
maybe someone sharted?
You know,
it happens to the best (and worst) of us.
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Hey,
maybe someone sharted?
You know,
it happens to the best (and worst) of us.
maybe someone sharted?
You know,
it happens to the best (and worst) of us.
I got accused of being a “clown follower” of the democrats. First of all, the MAGA lord and savior Donald J Trump sharted himself on live TV again the other day. Second… Actually I’m just gonna leave that there. 🙄
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I got accused of being a “clown follower” of the democrats. First of all, the MAGA lord and savior Donald J Trump sharted himself on live TV again the other day. Second… Actually I’m just gonna leave that there. 🙄
I did about 20 mins bopping and stretching
Laundry out of machine
But a wool wash
Then horizontal mambo no.1 *
Not mambo no.2 **
* lying in bed jiggling & giggling
** lying in bed, realising the boyfriend has sharted/parted or just still breathing
*sigh*
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Laundry out of machine
But a wool wash
Then horizontal mambo no.1 *
Not mambo no.2 **
* lying in bed jiggling & giggling
** lying in bed, realising the boyfriend has sharted/parted or just still breathing
*sigh*
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I did about 20 mins bopping and stretching
Laundry out of machine
But a wool wash
Then horizontal mambo no.1 *
Not mambo no.2 **
* lying in bed jiggling & giggling
** lying in bed, realising the boyfriend has sharted/parted or just still breathing
*sigh*
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Laundry out of machine
But a wool wash
Then horizontal mambo no.1 *
Not mambo no.2 **
* lying in bed jiggling & giggling
** lying in bed, realising the boyfriend has sharted/parted or just still breathing
*sigh*
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
I sharted out East…
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I sharted out East…
My exact words when it was happening "ooooooh fuck, yes that'll do it"". He wanted to do his bear hug thing but last time I sharted, which wasn't a good experience for either of us.
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
My exact words when it was happening "ooooooh fuck, yes that'll do it"". He wanted to do his bear hug thing but last time I sharted, which wasn't a good experience for either of us.
Yurt, I totally get why this film was advertised on my local cinema's website for ages but then dropped silently (Hilled) and then 3 weeks later, it's stealth sharted to streaming
February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Yurt, I totally get why this film was advertised on my local cinema's website for ages but then dropped silently (Hilled) and then 3 weeks later, it's stealth sharted to streaming
Shat sharted shit,all the same he fits the mold.
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Shat sharted shit,all the same he fits the mold.
Theodor Andrei has sharted with Brooke and spontaneously combusted in Ukraine whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Theodor Andrei has sharted with Brooke and spontaneously combusted in Ukraine whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
It is not easy to fight or concentrate on spells once you have sharted.
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It is not easy to fight or concentrate on spells once you have sharted.