surprised he didn't inhale a skidmark doing a line off the toilet seat
February 13, 2026 at 7:51 AM
surprised he didn't inhale a skidmark doing a line off the toilet seat
Yeah, and yet the orange skidmark just posted about how countries cave to the US because of tariffs.
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Yeah, and yet the orange skidmark just posted about how countries cave to the US because of tariffs.
Shorter Nick Fuentes:
"I'm an unfuckable skidmark. Instead of working to become a better person, I want to punish women for having standards."
...
You all need to understand that a guy like this cannot be repaired, cannot be reasoned with, and will not ever have a Road to Damascus moment.
He will
"I'm an unfuckable skidmark. Instead of working to become a better person, I want to punish women for having standards."
...
You all need to understand that a guy like this cannot be repaired, cannot be reasoned with, and will not ever have a Road to Damascus moment.
He will
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Shorter Nick Fuentes:
"I'm an unfuckable skidmark. Instead of working to become a better person, I want to punish women for having standards."
...
You all need to understand that a guy like this cannot be repaired, cannot be reasoned with, and will not ever have a Road to Damascus moment.
He will
"I'm an unfuckable skidmark. Instead of working to become a better person, I want to punish women for having standards."
...
You all need to understand that a guy like this cannot be repaired, cannot be reasoned with, and will not ever have a Road to Damascus moment.
He will
Breaking news : Taylor becomes only the second Anus to lead a majpr politocal party.
Here is the first.
#WellDoneAngus #SkidMark
#auspol
Here is the first.
#WellDoneAngus #SkidMark
#auspol
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Breaking news : Taylor becomes only the second Anus to lead a majpr politocal party.
Here is the first.
#WellDoneAngus #SkidMark
#auspol
Here is the first.
#WellDoneAngus #SkidMark
#auspol
We already knew Sir Jim is cunt but, good to see that in addition to just being a run of the mill arsehole he's also a racist. Very good, please moan more about those "draining" resourses from the... oh, that's right, he moved to Monaco to avoid paying tax like the skidmark he is.
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
We already knew Sir Jim is cunt but, good to see that in addition to just being a run of the mill arsehole he's also a racist. Very good, please moan more about those "draining" resourses from the... oh, that's right, he moved to Monaco to avoid paying tax like the skidmark he is.
This one left a skidmark
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This one left a skidmark
Members of the Party call him Skidmark Schumer
February 12, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Members of the Party call him Skidmark Schumer
The next thing I hope to hear about this human skidmark is that he's been launched into space on a mission to do a sunwalk.
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The next thing I hope to hear about this human skidmark is that he's been launched into space on a mission to do a sunwalk.
Most Preventable Cancers Are Linked to Just Two Lifestyle Habits
🚨EB suggestion: Send lots of cigarettes & booze to the Orange Skidmark.
www.sciencealert.com/most-prevent...
🚨EB suggestion: Send lots of cigarettes & booze to the Orange Skidmark.
www.sciencealert.com/most-prevent...
Most Preventable Cancers Are Linked to Just Two Lifestyle Habits
It's easy to feel powerless against cancer, but a new study has identified several ways that we can reduce the odds of it occurring.
www.sciencealert.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Most Preventable Cancers Are Linked to Just Two Lifestyle Habits
🚨EB suggestion: Send lots of cigarettes & booze to the Orange Skidmark.
www.sciencealert.com/most-prevent...
🚨EB suggestion: Send lots of cigarettes & booze to the Orange Skidmark.
www.sciencealert.com/most-prevent...
i much prefer the gi joe vs the transformers take, where megatron gets served a man named "skidmark" on a plate with a giant leaf of lettuce and eats him as is
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
i much prefer the gi joe vs the transformers take, where megatron gets served a man named "skidmark" on a plate with a giant leaf of lettuce and eats him as is
Nobody wants the nickname Skidmark.
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Nobody wants the nickname Skidmark.
Donald Trump saw his skidmark today, so that means six more weeks of incontinence.
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Donald Trump saw his skidmark today, so that means six more weeks of incontinence.
no matter how influential (and great!) someone's art was, they can still spend the rest of their life leaving a big ol' skidmark across it
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
no matter how influential (and great!) someone's art was, they can still spend the rest of their life leaving a big ol' skidmark across it
yes, you are whining and we are trying to encourage the dem party to move leftward
stop being such a fucking loser all the time tony skidmark
stop being such a fucking loser all the time tony skidmark
"stop impotently raging out at people" - this guy
bsky.app/profile/stev...
bsky.app/profile/stev...
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 AM
yes, you are whining and we are trying to encourage the dem party to move leftward
stop being such a fucking loser all the time tony skidmark
stop being such a fucking loser all the time tony skidmark
So, if nobody wants to play with him he gets his revenge. The Orange Skidmark is closing the Kennedy Center for 2 years. He claims that it's for construction purposes, but we know better.
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
So, if nobody wants to play with him he gets his revenge. The Orange Skidmark is closing the Kennedy Center for 2 years. He claims that it's for construction purposes, but we know better.
And he KNEW what atrocities would happen under that Orange KIDDIE RAPING SKIDMARK would be...I'll never forgive him for that.
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 AM
And he KNEW what atrocities would happen under that Orange KIDDIE RAPING SKIDMARK would be...I'll never forgive him for that.
He's such a disgusting skidmark of a human
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
He's such a disgusting skidmark of a human
According to the article he'll only be serving 10 years, plus time served, so this murdering little skidmark is getting off even lighter. Unless his lawyers aren't lying about his cancer diagnosis, in which case it might not matter.
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
According to the article he'll only be serving 10 years, plus time served, so this murdering little skidmark is getting off even lighter. Unless his lawyers aren't lying about his cancer diagnosis, in which case it might not matter.
He's going after every man taller and braver than he is now that the forcible removal of his fellow Cubans from Miami is well under way and he can't go after the actual POS making his life a misery. Is he the worst turd in the toilet bowl? 🤷 No se. But he's definitely the most persistent skidmark.
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 PM
He's going after every man taller and braver than he is now that the forcible removal of his fellow Cubans from Miami is well under way and he can't go after the actual POS making his life a misery. Is he the worst turd in the toilet bowl? 🤷 No se. But he's definitely the most persistent skidmark.
[american henchman voice] could've had free healthcare but i got called skidmark once
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
[american henchman voice] could've had free healthcare but i got called skidmark once
Pretty sure no one in MN is going to be intimidated by a human skidmark like Homan.
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Pretty sure no one in MN is going to be intimidated by a human skidmark like Homan.
I'm fond of "skidmark," which is profane in spirit but perfectly sayable on broadcast television.
I'm trying to collect more epithets that aren't ablelist or profane. Haven't heard "dingdong" in a while - might put it into the rotation! Thanks, @anjalikdayal.bsky.social!
this preening little dingdong
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I'm fond of "skidmark," which is profane in spirit but perfectly sayable on broadcast television.