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The Ashes - 3. Test, Adelaide
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December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yes, I've been listening to Michael Vaughan do commentary so you bet I'm right back on my "well let's look at *your* record when you had Simon Jones bowling compared to when you had to, you know, work for it" nonsense #TheCricket
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Oh well. What matter that we lost. Roll on the Women’s T20 World Cup next year #thecricket
December 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
If Jacks pulls this off, I'll run round our estate butt nekked in the morning.

And I've been drinking.

You have neen warned - it won't be pretty, I'm 55.

But it ain't happening, so we're all good.

#Ashes

#TheCricket

#EngAus
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It’s the hope… #TheCricket
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Rain, England’s best player, has finally turned up. #TheCricket
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Surely off for the rain? #theCricket
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Right then. Bat out the day isn't it. Simple. #thecricket
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh, Cricket.
Oh dear.

#thecricket
#ashes
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
WHY ARE WE PERSISTING WITH CRAWLEY AND DUCKETT OPENING AGAIN THEY'RE USELESS

then again I'm the worst sports tactician who ever lived so maybe my condemnation with act as an endorsement #thecricket
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
434? LIGHT WORK. LET'S GO.

(argghhh)

#thecricket
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Should be happy we’re taking wickets but they just feel a bit hollow as there’s no way England make even half of this score #theCricket
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We need to let Australia bat til just after tea here and then back ourselves to bat 3.5 sessions to save the draw.

#thecricket
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December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
AUS v ENG #thecricket
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
At this point, does anyone *not* expect it to wind up 5-0 to Th'Aussies?

#TheCricket
#Ashes
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
If I've woken up and put on the cricket during this Ashes series and been pleasantly surprised with how things were going, I certainly don't remember it. Before Perth I predicted it might be 3-2 to Australia (or 3-1 if weather intervened maybe) but we'll be lucky to avoid 5-0. #thecricket
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Potentially a fourth day of #thecricket - stop spoiling us England.
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Well that’s that then. Bed for me, but much better than I was expecting #theCricket
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reverse the batting order for 2nd innings? #thecricket
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fuck that’s that innings done #theCricket
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Joffra Archer that’s outstanding 👏 #theCricket
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
CHAOS ON TMS.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ball's swinging. I'm off to bed, will probably finally conk out asleep before the last wickets fall but well done Archer and Stokes for dragging us along. #TheCricket
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reckon these two have earned the right to have a mad swing at the new ball now. #thecricket
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The most frustrating thing about this stokes/archer partnership is why our top order can’t bat like this.

Proper test match batting, not rushed, patience to pick out the poor ball and judging the ones to leave #theCricket
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM