#ensmallen
I think we should be trying harder to ensmallen the denominator rather than embiggen the numerator.
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
So does this mean girls KEEP their maturity and just end up diapered, or does she still ensmallen them too?
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Feel free to reach out _as it is the same people_ behind ensmallen and bandicoot feeding into mlpack.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This looks great. I'll try to tinker with some bindings the same way I did with ensmallen (but with cuda in the mix this might be above my pay grade, we shall see)
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
last rewooted image is them as adults but like. just ensmallen them
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Here's maybe my favorite part of this week's That's Marvelous newsletter. It's from a pep talk for someone nervous about being sedated for a colonoscopy. Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/152-time-sen...
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RcppEnsmallen 0.2.22.1.2 on CRAN: Upstream Armadillo Changes

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September 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Ensmallen the font, problem solved.
September 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hate airpods because they are overpriced trash, not like this idiot who probably thinks they ensmallen his balls or something
In case you didn't know, there's a bizarre panic on the Granola Nazi far-right about bluetooth devices causing cancer
August 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Argent wouldn't go out of her way to ensmallen someone because she's normal and regular. But the things she'd do to a tiny person that happened cross her path would make God in heaven weep at what he sees
July 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
yeah my usual order comes to like £8-9 but i can ensmallen it probably
July 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You can't just cast ensmallen on my gock without a complimentary humiliation!
June 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Wait ur telling me I still have to jork it so my peen doesn’t ensmallen??? Fuck.
June 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Ensmallen
May 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
somehow missed this the first go around YEEEAAHHHHH i love when Boy Ensmallen
May 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I am a high info voter begging anyone to just be a charlatan, get into office and implement Project 2029, a set of plans to ensmallen counter majority elements and restore the regulatory state.

My frustration is guys being milquetoast to get elected and then governing like that
April 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I love when you ensmallen your goat, too!
April 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Love to ensmallen my goat
April 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
(Sigh...) The things I do for #miniatures. Sorting decomposed granite into three different size grades. I'll probably hammer some of the bigger pieces to ensmallen them and make them more jaggedy.
April 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Cool! I was mostly trying to draw out that distinction between just & over (there is probably a cleaner example, but that was the best I could come up with this past week)

ensmallen is hilarious
March 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
oh i see yeah that makes sense. I got confused by the two separate just-id params.

I was messing with jax+ensmallen interop this weekend and also pushed a GMM estimator (EnsmallenEstimator, better name for GMM) and get the same estimate in the overID case as yours
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March 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
THE TENT IS TOO BIG

someone please ensmallen the tent
March 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
when optimization is this fast, just minimzing loss w lbfgs is faster than computational tricks (sm iwls for logit, for example).

(pyensmallen, my python bindings for the ensmallen library, now has a comprehensive set of benchmarks and a version update on pypi)

github.com/apoorvalal/p...
March 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ensmallen the goat!!!
March 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man, does an ignoble spirit ensmallen even the biggest man?
March 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM