Built To Spill - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Built To Spill - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
This is some Blaseball-level stuff. Where is Jayla Hotdogfingers?
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
This is some Blaseball-level stuff. Where is Jayla Hotdogfingers?
Juliana Hatfield - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Juliana Hatfield - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
the garages - ENCORE. or, an incomplete and contradictory history of jaylen hotdogfingers, her trials and tribulations
9/10 a tossup of mixing different styles all around but is just better than the previous album i listen to
9/10 a tossup of mixing different styles all around but is just better than the previous album i listen to
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
the garages - ENCORE. or, an incomplete and contradictory history of jaylen hotdogfingers, her trials and tribulations
9/10 a tossup of mixing different styles all around but is just better than the previous album i listen to
9/10 a tossup of mixing different styles all around but is just better than the previous album i listen to
the monitor, arriving with a level of holiday cheer commensurate with the rage of the doomslayer arriving in hell:
where is hotdogfingers
where is hotdogfingers
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the monitor, arriving with a level of holiday cheer commensurate with the rage of the doomslayer arriving in hell:
where is hotdogfingers
where is hotdogfingers
Spoon - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score"
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Spoon - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score"
Local blaseball hero Jaylen Hotdogfingers for governor.
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Local blaseball hero Jaylen Hotdogfingers for governor.
Super Furry Animals - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score"
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Super Furry Animals - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score"
*listening to the garages*
Wait, Hotdogfingers...
Wait, Hotdogfingers...
a close up of a woman 's face with short hair looking at the camera .
Alt: Evelyn Wang (Michelle Yeog) from Everything Everywhere All At Once in the dimension with hotdog fingers.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*listening to the garages*
Wait, Hotdogfingers...
Wait, Hotdogfingers...
Wilco - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wilco - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
Got sad from an old um, actually episode question about blaseball. JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS MY BELOVED—
I miss those days lol
I miss those days lol
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Got sad from an old um, actually episode question about blaseball. JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS MY BELOVED—
I miss those days lol
I miss those days lol
Time for Jaylen Hotdogfingers to do their stuff
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Time for Jaylen Hotdogfingers to do their stuff
Bring back Jaylen HotDogFingers... Again.
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Bring back Jaylen HotDogFingers... Again.
jaylen hotdogfingers
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
jaylen hotdogfingers
The Head and the Heart - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score"
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The Head and the Heart - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score"
The Lemonheads - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The Lemonheads - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
It is able to rewrite reality to return
Keep it coiled, cold cryonic cancer
Observe always with an angel
And fiery flaming sword
Keep the garden clean with violence
I’ll spider up your walls
Terminate me, cinder self traitors
Taking torch to space and time
My cycle self is silver
A hyper canon cubed
Keep it coiled, cold cryonic cancer
Observe always with an angel
And fiery flaming sword
Keep the garden clean with violence
I’ll spider up your walls
Terminate me, cinder self traitors
Taking torch to space and time
My cycle self is silver
A hyper canon cubed
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It is able to rewrite reality to return
Keep it coiled, cold cryonic cancer
Observe always with an angel
And fiery flaming sword
Keep the garden clean with violence
I’ll spider up your walls
Terminate me, cinder self traitors
Taking torch to space and time
My cycle self is silver
A hyper canon cubed
Keep it coiled, cold cryonic cancer
Observe always with an angel
And fiery flaming sword
Keep the garden clean with violence
I’ll spider up your walls
Terminate me, cinder self traitors
Taking torch to space and time
My cycle self is silver
A hyper canon cubed
Beirut - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
September 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Beirut - "jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)"
Jalen Hotdogfingers helps those who help themselves
September 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Jalen Hotdogfingers helps those who help themselves
Jalen Hotdogfingers returns not to save us, we may only Decree our own Salvation
September 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Jalen Hotdogfingers returns not to save us, we may only Decree our own Salvation
Literally every word of the Epstein Files says Donald Trump. Just over and over. Like in The Shining. #the #real #truth #epsteinfiles #arejustthewords #donaldtrump #50000 #times #inarow #news #politics #hotdogfingers #releasethefiles
September 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Literally every word of the Epstein Files says Donald Trump. Just over and over. Like in The Shining. #the #real #truth #epsteinfiles #arejustthewords #donaldtrump #50000 #times #inarow #news #politics #hotdogfingers #releasethefiles
the AI has returned Jaylen Hotdogfingers to the starting line up, despite her passing
September 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the AI has returned Jaylen Hotdogfingers to the starting line up, despite her passing
BARE MINIMUM for holding a conversation: Jaylen Hotdogfingers, Jessica Telephone, Mike Townsend, Landry Violence, Parker MacMillan, Parker MacMillan III, Parker MacMillan IIIII, Lottie Ceilingfan (goat), The Monitor, The Boss, Aldon Cashmoney, Wyatt Mason, and unfortunately Tillman Henderson.
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
BARE MINIMUM for holding a conversation: Jaylen Hotdogfingers, Jessica Telephone, Mike Townsend, Landry Violence, Parker MacMillan, Parker MacMillan III, Parker MacMillan IIIII, Lottie Ceilingfan (goat), The Monitor, The Boss, Aldon Cashmoney, Wyatt Mason, and unfortunately Tillman Henderson.
I meant block party. Whoops. #hotdogfingers
August 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I meant block party. Whoops. #hotdogfingers
Resurrect Jaylen Hotdogfingers
Completely fix baseball with three words.
August 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Resurrect Jaylen Hotdogfingers