I'm not Kreskin, I can't levitate X wing fighters
Olympics announcer just said "we're not Yoda, we can't predict the future" and I could feel a million nerds cry out in pain.
February 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I'm not Kreskin, I can't levitate X wing fighters
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
used to watch him and kreskin. both went loopy. Chris Ramsey is cooler
February 7, 2026 at 1:20 PM
used to watch him and kreskin. both went loopy. Chris Ramsey is cooler
Oh hey look I once again perceived the obscured truth not unlike The Amazing Kreskin, and it turns out it was about as bad as you’d expect. bsky.app/profile/bake...
This is the Yale professor's explanation for why he described the physical attractiveness of a student in an email to Epstein. He explicitly says he regrets nothing about their association.
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Oh hey look I once again perceived the obscured truth not unlike The Amazing Kreskin, and it turns out it was about as bad as you’d expect. bsky.app/profile/bake...
Why is it Kreskin's ESP and not Kreskin Hypnotizes You Into Being A Chicken
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Why is it Kreskin's ESP and not Kreskin Hypnotizes You Into Being A Chicken
I have the Kreskin board game and I’ve never been brave enough to ask anyone to play it with me 😭
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I have the Kreskin board game and I’ve never been brave enough to ask anyone to play it with me 😭
You didn’t need to be Kreskin to see this coming: millions voted for a con man chasing short-term fantasies, not facts, and one year later the sales pitch has collapsed under reality. No sympathy, no quarter—actions have consequences.
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
You didn’t need to be Kreskin to see this coming: millions voted for a con man chasing short-term fantasies, not facts, and one year later the sales pitch has collapsed under reality. No sympathy, no quarter—actions have consequences.
You didn’t need to be Kreskin to have seen this coming. They voted only in their short term interest bamboozled by a con man. They deserve no quarter.
February 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
You didn’t need to be Kreskin to have seen this coming. They voted only in their short term interest bamboozled by a con man. They deserve no quarter.
Used car lot guy in the 70s on a knockoff Kreskin gimmick
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Used car lot guy in the 70s on a knockoff Kreskin gimmick
All right Kreskin, what am I most likely to nitpick?
February 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
All right Kreskin, what am I most likely to nitpick?
"Very simple.. it's a pair of 'binoculars'!" -Zalman T. Tombstone to #Svengoolie during their classic WCIU "The Amazing 'No-Skin' tribute to "The Amazing Kreskin!"
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
"Very simple.. it's a pair of 'binoculars'!" -Zalman T. Tombstone to #Svengoolie during their classic WCIU "The Amazing 'No-Skin' tribute to "The Amazing Kreskin!"
Rep. Kevin "The Amazing Kreskin" Hern.
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Rep. Kevin "The Amazing Kreskin" Hern.
“The Amazing Kreskin would need an army of bots to flood social media, because our fearless leaders have tapped into the dark side and mastered the art of cult creation. At this point, even a mentalist needs a tech department.”
a mentalist is someone who uses mental acuity hypnosis and/or suggestion
ALT: a mentalist is someone who uses mental acuity hypnosis and/or suggestion
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
“The Amazing Kreskin would need an army of bots to flood social media, because our fearless leaders have tapped into the dark side and mastered the art of cult creation. At this point, even a mentalist needs a tech department.”
You said you were dutch. Im not Kreskin. Say what you mean.
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
You said you were dutch. Im not Kreskin. Say what you mean.
Yep. Now they are Kreskin.
January 22, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Yep. Now they are Kreskin.
She had even more telekinetic abilities than the Amazing Kreskin and Carnac the Magnificent
She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
She had even more telekinetic abilities than the Amazing Kreskin and Carnac the Magnificent
Tell me more, kreskin!
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Tell me more, kreskin!
Ya, dres evit an dra-he e oan etre daou. Ha c'hoazh, postel a ra traoù all met gwelet 'ran 'mañ Proton o kreskiñ kalz.
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Ya, dres evit an dra-he e oan etre daou. Ha c'hoazh, postel a ra traoù all met gwelet 'ran 'mañ Proton o kreskiñ kalz.
I can solve a Rubik's cube in under 2 minutes.
I once had to babysit The Amazing Kreskin when his road manager got sick and he was booked for a corporate event I was at.
I once had to babysit The Amazing Kreskin when his road manager got sick and he was booked for a corporate event I was at.
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I can solve a Rubik's cube in under 2 minutes.
I once had to babysit The Amazing Kreskin when his road manager got sick and he was booked for a corporate event I was at.
I once had to babysit The Amazing Kreskin when his road manager got sick and he was booked for a corporate event I was at.
HEY, KRESKIN, QUIT HOGGIN' THE BOTTLE
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
HEY, KRESKIN, QUIT HOGGIN' THE BOTTLE
We had the Kreskin game.
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We had the Kreskin game.
Wait- is this Kreskin, or the Amazing Kreskin?! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE!
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Wait- is this Kreskin, or the Amazing Kreskin?! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE!
Kreskin in 1975, when he was at the peak of his popularity. At the time, he had announced a $50,000 challenge to any other psychic who could prove that he or she could make a pencil write a three- or four-letter world while the pencil was enclosed in a plastic box. #BOTD
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Kreskin in 1975, when he was at the peak of his popularity. At the time, he had announced a $50,000 challenge to any other psychic who could prove that he or she could make a pencil write a three- or four-letter world while the pencil was enclosed in a plastic box. #BOTD
Remembering The Amazing Kreskin on his birthday.
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Remembering The Amazing Kreskin on his birthday.
