#potato-mine
Mine is mashed potato. Or quiche.
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
But seriously, a friend of mine brought some loaded kimchi baked potatoes to a recent potluck, and everyone agreed that:
1. They were delicious, and
2. The thing that made them delicious was the kimchi fried in bacon fat, which would’ve been great even without the potato under them
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 AM
He’s a good friend, this little Potato of mine.
February 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
i've been thinking about plants vs. zombies a lot. i really want to make a pvz fangame, i have so many fun ideas
February 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Lemme know if you want an amazing loaded potato soup recipe. It’s my fave thing to make in mine.
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Potato pancakes? I had mine with gravy.
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Teamwork for the #food today 👫

Wifey makes lush scrambled egg, I made the apple and radish slaw and cooked the potato waffles

Smoked trout and lumpfish caviar on top of the scrambled egg

#cooking #baking #foodsky #cooksky
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Thank you. Kind of you. I got mine in June 2022. It was inspired by the Ukrainian soldier eating Ukrainian potato chips (bacon flavor).
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
HAHHH! AHAHA! *charges up with lightning* AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
February 15, 2026 at 7:37 AM
i highly recommend matrix + element as a rock solid discord replacement. it takes a lil bit of technical work, but it's not that hard to set up and it can run on a potato (i run mine on a 2014 mac mini lol)
February 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
happy birthday! this one of mine quite literally ends with “what.” jakethemag.com/space-potato/
jakethemag.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
also if u dont mind me asking, may i know ur pc specs? i wanna see if its mine being potato :p
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I only play on PC as a last resort since mine is a potato, but damn if it wouldn't have saved so much money on games. 😫
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Anyone for some honey mustard chicken? I like to cook and the dishes are already done 😎
#FeastingFriday #HoneyMustardChicken #YaBoyCanCook
Also I made heaps and that bowl was mine and it was enough to feed a family 😅
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 AM
New I, Zombie level uploaded!

"Actual lineup" by Potato Mine

https://pvzm.net/?izl_id=214
February 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
You're the Sainsbury's Taste The Difference pun writer.
I'm in a failing situationship.

We are not the same!
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
1. Clean & attack potato a little with fork
2. Michaelwave 4 minutes, let sit for 1 more minute when it's done
3. Cut it open and add stuff (mine is piladelpia chiveing onion cheem creams + badia orange pepper)
4. Mash it up & eat it yum yum
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Kind of realised that...
No ones actually given any proper introductions...

SO HERE'S MINE!!

Hi just call me Potato. The image is of my virtual online avatar and I'm here to literally post anything I feel like and hopefully nothing bad happens.
And I'm definitely not going to drive Neon insane.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Another: many microwaves do a great job with baked potatoes (mine does). You can add a little water and dried rosemary. Nuke. Add a lot of butter, cheese and/or sour cream. Potato + cheese = complete protein
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
mine is looking more like the loch ness monster but it takes all kinds!!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Or "what We had left over a few weeks ago plus added market specials and froze for future intent" I am rather fond of some soups, BTW. What is Gay King Matt's favourite? Mine (last Winter) was potato and Zucchini, but Pumpkin on the regular. I make wikkid soup!
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I didn't know it was a thing, until I told my friend that I'd been bummed about my "potato nose" all through my teen years and she said "are you kidding? You have the nose that my classmates in my NJ private school got plastic surgeries to have!" (I got mine from my v.v. Jewish father.)
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Mine isn't allowed on the couch because of that. He growled at me because I sat on the couch so no more couch potato 😭
(he's too cute and guilt triping me, I feel like the worst person ever)
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Land and Freedom
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM