#sporks
Upsetting flatware continued
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Sporks and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Nicholas Sporks #KitchenAuthors
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Only prob: flatpak
Scary behaves like MS bolt on frankenBloat.
Careful running dependy stuff *exact* and *correct* sequence.
Then some other pak sporks. Already did one freeze crash so won't spend too much time on it. Gedit + others *Libre* have TeX plugins. Could do same thing w GIMP for all that.
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is fact! I feel like our leaders have just buried their heads in the sand on this. These are death camps they’re building and Democrats are bringing sporks to a death match. Wake the fuck up! @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @kenmartin.bsky.social
We need to talk MORE about the ICE death camps. Incessantly. Make it an unavoidable topic.

We need to stop them.
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
We already have sporks that suck, why do we need this!!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Joint Scout Troop 148 for a camp-out on Saturday and they were simply not prepared for my opinions on titanium sporks.
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Love sporks space theory of community being focused on sovereignty rather than decentralization and addressing E2SE at the same time. Our approach to private data follows a similar approach and I’m excited to see what they do next.
A few design decisions for a new chat platform - the sporks space
Discord has recently made a controversial decision that could be the start of long-term decline. The situation has people looking at alternatives. However, a lot of the alternatives I feel bark up the...
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February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I realize I’m dumb and thought you were talking about sporks
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I agree with sporks space design decisions for a new chat platform - federation is a misfeature for hosted chat platforms (use SSO), E2EE is a misfeature for public channels (use apps built for E2EE), voice chats are a space not an event (drop in not scheduled).
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Sporks
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The Democrats need to punch back and when the usual suspects complain just say “Fuck You” and punch them too. Time to stop bringing sporks to gunfights.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Apologies to Mr Kasha Big Baby for squealing in his ear about the wedding in the halftime show being real when Mr Sporks mentioned it again
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Replied to wrong one, meant to reply to wow Sporks
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
"wow Sporks you sound like a joyless hag to be around"
I'd say I'm a pretty joyful hag but I can't help knowing the things I know and thus I'm pretty cynical and angry at specific people
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Upsetting flatware continued
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Preseason MN-Prophecy Review: Defiant Loons Defeat Poor Sporks
Loons attempt to negotiate just having 90 min of throws and corners, but SKC are poor sports and demand actual soccer be played. In an act of defiance, Loons have more than 40% possession.
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I've begun assigning my friends utensils because not everyone has spoons, sometimes they only have sporks, and sometimes still only knives...
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
How's it going! For Halloween, you should dress up as Sherlock Holmes but they hate sporks.
February 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
@rakslice unaligned sporks of dysentery
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Schumer brings sporks to a nuclear war.
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
PRESEASON EDITION: What’s your “MN-Prophecy” for today’s #MNUFC CVI match against the Sporks? Got any crazy predictions you want to throw out?
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February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM