i tried “ravens bar” but all i got was sportsbro content smdh
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i tried “ravens bar” but all i got was sportsbro content smdh
And that's why I'm not a SportsBro
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
And that's why I'm not a SportsBro
I still keep in touch with a lot of friends there, but there are so many assholes in the groups. Especially in my local town news group, it's full of bigots and rude "sportsbro" types. 😩
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I still keep in touch with a lot of friends there, but there are so many assholes in the groups. Especially in my local town news group, it's full of bigots and rude "sportsbro" types. 😩
I think it never made sense bc it was incomplete. They wanted to sell their apple funded games to other nets and somehow didn't realize that Disney, Google, and every other network/tech company were apple competitors. I don't know if this is sportsbro meathead stuff or what.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I think it never made sense bc it was incomplete. They wanted to sell their apple funded games to other nets and somehow didn't realize that Disney, Google, and every other network/tech company were apple competitors. I don't know if this is sportsbro meathead stuff or what.
The Bluesky discovery feed is deciding if it wants to make me a huge sportsbro, a recluse book worm, or a mindless puppy girl.
And honestly... woof (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)
And honestly... woof (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Bluesky discovery feed is deciding if it wants to make me a huge sportsbro, a recluse book worm, or a mindless puppy girl.
And honestly... woof (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)
And honestly... woof (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)
They’re calling it The Great Sportsbro Douchebag Migration
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
They’re calling it The Great Sportsbro Douchebag Migration
The irony of this guy accusing Mamdani of "never having a real job" when he has a net worth of $250 million from being a douchebag sportsbro podcaster.
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The irony of this guy accusing Mamdani of "never having a real job" when he has a net worth of $250 million from being a douchebag sportsbro podcaster.
No sport ignores sexual assault like hockey, and no city ignores it like Vegas. Perfect match. Hat tip to the sportsbro hockey media for their complicity. #NHL #Vegas #goldenknights #carterhart @hockeycanada.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
Carter Hart agrees to join Golden Knights organization: Why he chose Vegas, and what he brings
One of five 2018 World Juniors players found not guilty of sexual assault in July, Hart will begin his comeback on a professional tryout.
www.nytimes.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No sport ignores sexual assault like hockey, and no city ignores it like Vegas. Perfect match. Hat tip to the sportsbro hockey media for their complicity. #NHL #Vegas #goldenknights #carterhart @hockeycanada.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
Hes a cute sportsbro :D
October 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Hes a cute sportsbro :D
Highly doubt it.
From every sportsbro I ever had the displeasure of speaking to, being a sports fan has like a 97% overlap with supporting at MINIMUM casual racism, sexism, homophobia, the whole list.
From every sportsbro I ever had the displeasure of speaking to, being a sports fan has like a 97% overlap with supporting at MINIMUM casual racism, sexism, homophobia, the whole list.
September 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Highly doubt it.
From every sportsbro I ever had the displeasure of speaking to, being a sports fan has like a 97% overlap with supporting at MINIMUM casual racism, sexism, homophobia, the whole list.
From every sportsbro I ever had the displeasure of speaking to, being a sports fan has like a 97% overlap with supporting at MINIMUM casual racism, sexism, homophobia, the whole list.
holy fucking shit how did I never know what Nate Silver looked like before now, and why did I assume he was some meathead looking sportsbro instead of this absolutely prime specimen of crumpled dorkwad
September 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
holy fucking shit how did I never know what Nate Silver looked like before now, and why did I assume he was some meathead looking sportsbro instead of this absolutely prime specimen of crumpled dorkwad
dudes naming random 3rd stringers from like 10 years ago has to be the highest form of catharsis that any sportsbro can have
August 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
dudes naming random 3rd stringers from like 10 years ago has to be the highest form of catharsis that any sportsbro can have
"Cheerleaders are for giving me a game boner and I refuse to let a man give me a boner! Ever!!!!!"
- MAGA SportsBro
- MAGA SportsBro
August 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"Cheerleaders are for giving me a game boner and I refuse to let a man give me a boner! Ever!!!!!"
- MAGA SportsBro
- MAGA SportsBro
Between the two posts I have no doubt the “white sportsbro” is the path to victory in elections and not the one that turned off her reskeets to belittle him.
July 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Between the two posts I have no doubt the “white sportsbro” is the path to victory in elections and not the one that turned off her reskeets to belittle him.
They are absolutely a Very Specific Vibe, but tbh no worse than twink bars like GAY or Ku.
Plus it might help by funnelling all the sportsbro types into there and away from the rest of the scene
Plus it might help by funnelling all the sportsbro types into there and away from the rest of the scene
May 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
They are absolutely a Very Specific Vibe, but tbh no worse than twink bars like GAY or Ku.
Plus it might help by funnelling all the sportsbro types into there and away from the rest of the scene
Plus it might help by funnelling all the sportsbro types into there and away from the rest of the scene
Says sportsbro who's cool with giving MAGA sympathizers a platform.
May 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Says sportsbro who's cool with giving MAGA sympathizers a platform.
i. Mostly just managed that the fanbase experience, especially online, drags things down for me a lot. Tribalism, people constantly needing to have goat conversations and insult people and just general sportsbros doing sportsbro things
May 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i. Mostly just managed that the fanbase experience, especially online, drags things down for me a lot. Tribalism, people constantly needing to have goat conversations and insult people and just general sportsbros doing sportsbro things
Pat McAfee is an arrogant douchelord. I miss the days of ESPN when they didn't promote just the "sportsbro" assholes.
April 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Pat McAfee is an arrogant douchelord. I miss the days of ESPN when they didn't promote just the "sportsbro" assholes.
Defensive “formations” are so stupid. It’s literally always just your best eleven trying to tackle the ball. I hate how sportsbro coaches prance around like pseudointellectual rocket surgeons. It’s effing playgames.
April 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Defensive “formations” are so stupid. It’s literally always just your best eleven trying to tackle the ball. I hate how sportsbro coaches prance around like pseudointellectual rocket surgeons. It’s effing playgames.
Older than 36 and calling people "sportsbro." Cool man
April 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Older than 36 and calling people "sportsbro." Cool man
then why tf are you replying at me sportsbro
April 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
then why tf are you replying at me sportsbro
Good. Maybe this will shake up the Asshole SportsBro demographic. I doubt it, though.
March 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Good. Maybe this will shake up the Asshole SportsBro demographic. I doubt it, though.
Haha I will soon be joining you as Sportsbro ™️
March 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Haha I will soon be joining you as Sportsbro ™️
My partner loving calls me a Sportsbro when I'm watching (American) football games on my phone and screeching at it
March 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My partner loving calls me a Sportsbro when I'm watching (American) football games on my phone and screeching at it
ahh yes, second chat of the day and a sportsbro is telling me he'll skullfuck me. that's pleasant.
March 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ahh yes, second chat of the day and a sportsbro is telling me he'll skullfuck me. that's pleasant.