my government is a fucking joke, dawg
who watches the watchman? fucking NOBODY, idk what the fuck they were thinking with this shit, like ohh nobody will take office unless they want to serve the greater good BLAH BLAH then the 80s happened and "greed is good" dipshits crawled out of the sewer
who watches the watchman? fucking NOBODY, idk what the fuck they were thinking with this shit, like ohh nobody will take office unless they want to serve the greater good BLAH BLAH then the 80s happened and "greed is good" dipshits crawled out of the sewer
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
my government is a fucking joke, dawg
who watches the watchman? fucking NOBODY, idk what the fuck they were thinking with this shit, like ohh nobody will take office unless they want to serve the greater good BLAH BLAH then the 80s happened and "greed is good" dipshits crawled out of the sewer
who watches the watchman? fucking NOBODY, idk what the fuck they were thinking with this shit, like ohh nobody will take office unless they want to serve the greater good BLAH BLAH then the 80s happened and "greed is good" dipshits crawled out of the sewer
One of my favorite dumb dad joke things to do is make silly acronyms for what @socialists.nyc stands for and this was tonight’s effort after canvassing for 11 hours in the freezing cold.
CONGRATULATIONS to my comrade and now Assemblymember, @dianaforqueens.com!!
CONGRATULATIONS to my comrade and now Assemblymember, @dianaforqueens.com!!
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
One of my favorite dumb dad joke things to do is make silly acronyms for what @socialists.nyc stands for and this was tonight’s effort after canvassing for 11 hours in the freezing cold.
CONGRATULATIONS to my comrade and now Assemblymember, @dianaforqueens.com!!
CONGRATULATIONS to my comrade and now Assemblymember, @dianaforqueens.com!!
Next up in the Generations line, we have Waspinator. Always the butt of a joke, it is a miracle Waspinator survived until the end of the series, considered how many times he was blown apart and put back together.
#Transformers
#Deskbots
#Transformers
#Deskbots
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Next up in the Generations line, we have Waspinator. Always the butt of a joke, it is a miracle Waspinator survived until the end of the series, considered how many times he was blown apart and put back together.
#Transformers
#Deskbots
#Transformers
#Deskbots
This seems conspiratorial but many of them promoted PizzaGate in 2016 “as a joke” and recommended an influencer on the subject… who turned out not to be joking. (I don’t know which influencers did this and which didn’t)
Also they mentioned on a couple of episodes they’re not ex-fundies themselves
Also they mentioned on a couple of episodes they’re not ex-fundies themselves
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
This seems conspiratorial but many of them promoted PizzaGate in 2016 “as a joke” and recommended an influencer on the subject… who turned out not to be joking. (I don’t know which influencers did this and which didn’t)
Also they mentioned on a couple of episodes they’re not ex-fundies themselves
Also they mentioned on a couple of episodes they’re not ex-fundies themselves
This is a joke right?
Also this is someone that voted for a felon and then says « this isn’t what i voted for ».
Just my guess.
Also this is someone that voted for a felon and then says « this isn’t what i voted for ».
Just my guess.
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
This is a joke right?
Also this is someone that voted for a felon and then says « this isn’t what i voted for ».
Just my guess.
Also this is someone that voted for a felon and then says « this isn’t what i voted for ».
Just my guess.
This is what Chuck wants to reform with a body camera. What a fucking joke.
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
This is what Chuck wants to reform with a body camera. What a fucking joke.
Hey y'all, I feel bad for being gone so long but what started as a weeklong break for vacay turned into a "THIS WORLD IS BATSHIT," and my heart has been too broken to write jokes. I want to keep this a joke/personal account so...🧵
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Hey y'all, I feel bad for being gone so long but what started as a weeklong break for vacay turned into a "THIS WORLD IS BATSHIT," and my heart has been too broken to write jokes. I want to keep this a joke/personal account so...🧵
This is literally what it's like to be an American, no joke
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
This is literally what it's like to be an American, no joke
i would make a joke about "haha this is what being in your 40s is like" with random health / stomach issues, but i got diagnosed with "it don't work good, try being less stressed" like twenty years ago, and "yeah you have the symptoms but it isn't crohn's" a while back
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i would make a joke about "haha this is what being in your 40s is like" with random health / stomach issues, but i got diagnosed with "it don't work good, try being less stressed" like twenty years ago, and "yeah you have the symptoms but it isn't crohn's" a while back
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He has had sex one time. He literally has a kid. Plus this is a joke.
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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"Sex? I don't know what that is."
He has had sex one time. He literally has a kid. Plus this is a joke.
Oh I was making a joke about you being a favorite hang out for literal bees but this is cool too! Wow that’s a lot of bees! What are the other things?
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Oh I was making a joke about you being a favorite hang out for literal bees but this is cool too! Wow that’s a lot of bees! What are the other things?
Will Save The Galaxy For Food (relisten)
Honestly the world building in this is what hooks me so much. Plus the ongoing trebuchet joke between books. But math swearing? Naming a city after your mistress and roads being body parts? Quantum teleportstuon ruining space travel? Compelling and hilarious
Honestly the world building in this is what hooks me so much. Plus the ongoing trebuchet joke between books. But math swearing? Naming a city after your mistress and roads being body parts? Quantum teleportstuon ruining space travel? Compelling and hilarious
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Will Save The Galaxy For Food (relisten)
Honestly the world building in this is what hooks me so much. Plus the ongoing trebuchet joke between books. But math swearing? Naming a city after your mistress and roads being body parts? Quantum teleportstuon ruining space travel? Compelling and hilarious
Honestly the world building in this is what hooks me so much. Plus the ongoing trebuchet joke between books. But math swearing? Naming a city after your mistress and roads being body parts? Quantum teleportstuon ruining space travel? Compelling and hilarious
I doubt carney knows about this jivani actually thinks Vance has any say in anything what a joke this guy is typical conservative
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I doubt carney knows about this jivani actually thinks Vance has any say in anything what a joke this guy is typical conservative
This just proves that billionaires see any crime as just a nuisance. The low income citizens get stuck in jail while billionaires don’t have to worry about going to jail. EVER. What a joke our justice system is.
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This just proves that billionaires see any crime as just a nuisance. The low income citizens get stuck in jail while billionaires don’t have to worry about going to jail. EVER. What a joke our justice system is.
Right or wrong, it must be allowed In the name of free speech. Even (especially) when we don’t agree with the sentiment. This is most important now when some would regulate what we can say about government.
It was a bad joke, anyway. I mean, why wouldn’t the guy wait and trade her in on a PS6?
It was a bad joke, anyway. I mean, why wouldn’t the guy wait and trade her in on a PS6?
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Right or wrong, it must be allowed In the name of free speech. Even (especially) when we don’t agree with the sentiment. This is most important now when some would regulate what we can say about government.
It was a bad joke, anyway. I mean, why wouldn’t the guy wait and trade her in on a PS6?
It was a bad joke, anyway. I mean, why wouldn’t the guy wait and trade her in on a PS6?
We’re not holding our breath we’re trying to fucking survive here my god!! Don’t you all see what they’re doing to us this is not a joke.
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
We’re not holding our breath we’re trying to fucking survive here my god!! Don’t you all see what they’re doing to us this is not a joke.
the robot episodes were such a treat, more anime should joke about yutaka izubuchi's mysterious holes
i feel a little bad for TALOS though because i feel there's a lot of romance to basic box and barrel-type mecha
i feel a little bad for TALOS though because i feel there's a lot of romance to basic box and barrel-type mecha
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
the robot episodes were such a treat, more anime should joke about yutaka izubuchi's mysterious holes
i feel a little bad for TALOS though because i feel there's a lot of romance to basic box and barrel-type mecha
i feel a little bad for TALOS though because i feel there's a lot of romance to basic box and barrel-type mecha
your guess is as good as mine as to what this joke is about
February 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
your guess is as good as mine as to what this joke is about
We don’t talk enough about self-care for men without turning it into a joke or a justification.
This piece is about my first visit to a day spa. What it felt like, what I learned, and why taking care of yourself isn’t indulgence. It’s maintenance. 🧖♂️ #MensWellness #SelfCare #MasculinityRedefined
This piece is about my first visit to a day spa. What it felt like, what I learned, and why taking care of yourself isn’t indulgence. It’s maintenance. 🧖♂️ #MensWellness #SelfCare #MasculinityRedefined
A Man’s First Visit to the Day Spa | Redefining Self-Care for Men
A grounded, firsthand look self-care for men. From spa treatment anxiety to legitimate restoration. And why maintenance matters more than masculinity posturing.
tattooedandtweed.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
We don’t talk enough about self-care for men without turning it into a joke or a justification.
This piece is about my first visit to a day spa. What it felt like, what I learned, and why taking care of yourself isn’t indulgence. It’s maintenance. 🧖♂️ #MensWellness #SelfCare #MasculinityRedefined
This piece is about my first visit to a day spa. What it felt like, what I learned, and why taking care of yourself isn’t indulgence. It’s maintenance. 🧖♂️ #MensWellness #SelfCare #MasculinityRedefined
Preparing for this year's Tsaagan Sar is rather daunting. From buying food, clothing, supplies, & imagining that your wife could make the worst possible action possible to ensure that the family will gossip about you for a long time, lol.
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February 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
New minority leader when????
This is an absolute joke and completely not aligned with what Democrats are demanding.
This is an absolute joke and completely not aligned with what Democrats are demanding.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
New minority leader when????
This is an absolute joke and completely not aligned with what Democrats are demanding.
This is an absolute joke and completely not aligned with what Democrats are demanding.