But despite this— despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life— the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
But despite this— despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life— the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.
I love your wife's tits
February 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I love your wife's tits
No tampering with the wife's pampering!
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
No tampering with the wife's pampering!
Mat.... Back to the door to welcome the next round of refugees! They aren't sorry they own your favorite Fast Food Restaurant or that your wife's nails are on a credit card she keeps just for that necessity only unless you bargained your sports channels and fantasy football parties
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Mat.... Back to the door to welcome the next round of refugees! They aren't sorry they own your favorite Fast Food Restaurant or that your wife's nails are on a credit card she keeps just for that necessity only unless you bargained your sports channels and fantasy football parties
it begs the question what Fteli could have done that warranted hitting up the wife's dms with a 'guess what'
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
it begs the question what Fteli could have done that warranted hitting up the wife's dms with a 'guess what'
“Committed to the paper” is the equivalent of a man who has committed adultery multiple times (and once with his wife’s sister) saying he’s still committed to his marriage
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 AM
“Committed to the paper” is the equivalent of a man who has committed adultery multiple times (and once with his wife’s sister) saying he’s still committed to his marriage
That frittata went to my wife’s radiology department. They loved it. She left the hospital 4 years ago. Ironically tonight she told me that she’s going back. I guess they’ll want more food lol
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That frittata went to my wife’s radiology department. They loved it. She left the hospital 4 years ago. Ironically tonight she told me that she’s going back. I guess they’ll want more food lol
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Watch Party to bring you: Weighing my wife's Tits
(Based on a series of actual events from approximately 5 minutes ago) [Her right tit apparently weighs approximately 4.8 pounds]
(Based on a series of actual events from approximately 5 minutes ago) [Her right tit apparently weighs approximately 4.8 pounds]
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Watch Party to bring you: Weighing my wife's Tits
(Based on a series of actual events from approximately 5 minutes ago) [Her right tit apparently weighs approximately 4.8 pounds]
(Based on a series of actual events from approximately 5 minutes ago) [Her right tit apparently weighs approximately 4.8 pounds]
My first & best teacher said "unless you hold a pose for a minute, you're not getting anything out of it." my wife's kung-fu teacher said "if you can do something slow, you can do it fast. but just because you can do something fast doesn't mean you can do it slow."
hot yoga is buzzword namaste HITS
hot yoga is buzzword namaste HITS
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
My first & best teacher said "unless you hold a pose for a minute, you're not getting anything out of it." my wife's kung-fu teacher said "if you can do something slow, you can do it fast. but just because you can do something fast doesn't mean you can do it slow."
hot yoga is buzzword namaste HITS
hot yoga is buzzword namaste HITS
I wonder how much has gone into his wife's surgical upkeep, both before and after they were married?
I know that it's just a drop in the bucket, but paying money to look the way she does seems to be an epic loss, LOL
I know that it's just a drop in the bucket, but paying money to look the way she does seems to be an epic loss, LOL
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I wonder how much has gone into his wife's surgical upkeep, both before and after they were married?
I know that it's just a drop in the bucket, but paying money to look the way she does seems to be an epic loss, LOL
I know that it's just a drop in the bucket, but paying money to look the way she does seems to be an epic loss, LOL
I was trying to fix an electrical issue in my wife’s Kitchen Aide mixer. Forgot to unplug it. Touched a few things I shouldn’t have.
a puppet with flames coming out of his head
ALT: a puppet with flames coming out of his head
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I was trying to fix an electrical issue in my wife’s Kitchen Aide mixer. Forgot to unplug it. Touched a few things I shouldn’t have.
[Gore]
Slaughtering your wife's captors 👍
Slaughtering your wife's captors 👍
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
[Gore]
Slaughtering your wife's captors 👍
Slaughtering your wife's captors 👍
Your obsession will always pale in comparison to my wife's
#findom #finsub #fincuck #cuck #alphacouple #findomme #domme #titworship #simp
#findom #finsub #fincuck #cuck #alphacouple #findomme #domme #titworship #simp
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Your obsession will always pale in comparison to my wife's
#findom #finsub #fincuck #cuck #alphacouple #findomme #domme #titworship #simp
#findom #finsub #fincuck #cuck #alphacouple #findomme #domme #titworship #simp
YOU’RE LISTENING TO
*sound of bedroom door closing*
WNTR CUCK RADIO
*wife loudly moaning*
ALL HITS, ALL THE TIME
*man crying*
YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND HAS AN XBOX 360 WITH MODERN WARFARE 2, HE LET YOU HAVE AN O’DOULS, AND IT’S TIME FO ANOTHER CUCK CLASSIC
[explosion fades into “Mr. Brightside”]
*sound of bedroom door closing*
WNTR CUCK RADIO
*wife loudly moaning*
ALL HITS, ALL THE TIME
*man crying*
YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND HAS AN XBOX 360 WITH MODERN WARFARE 2, HE LET YOU HAVE AN O’DOULS, AND IT’S TIME FO ANOTHER CUCK CLASSIC
[explosion fades into “Mr. Brightside”]
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO
*sound of bedroom door closing*
WNTR CUCK RADIO
*wife loudly moaning*
ALL HITS, ALL THE TIME
*man crying*
YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND HAS AN XBOX 360 WITH MODERN WARFARE 2, HE LET YOU HAVE AN O’DOULS, AND IT’S TIME FO ANOTHER CUCK CLASSIC
[explosion fades into “Mr. Brightside”]
*sound of bedroom door closing*
WNTR CUCK RADIO
*wife loudly moaning*
ALL HITS, ALL THE TIME
*man crying*
YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND HAS AN XBOX 360 WITH MODERN WARFARE 2, HE LET YOU HAVE AN O’DOULS, AND IT’S TIME FO ANOTHER CUCK CLASSIC
[explosion fades into “Mr. Brightside”]
My wife's version of malört is just malört.
every person should have their own version of malört. you should have to take a shot of someone's malört before you can talk to them
Every city should have its own version of Malort
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My wife's version of malört is just malört.
Milestone: installed my iOS app on my wife's phone a bit ago, she successfully "captured" our German Shepherd. I'm pleasantly surprised the recognition service worked even with bad lighting.
Next up: TestFlight and hopefully App Store soon. 🤞
Next up: TestFlight and hopefully App Store soon. 🤞
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Milestone: installed my iOS app on my wife's phone a bit ago, she successfully "captured" our German Shepherd. I'm pleasantly surprised the recognition service worked even with bad lighting.
Next up: TestFlight and hopefully App Store soon. 🤞
Next up: TestFlight and hopefully App Store soon. 🤞
I wish that was was ex wife's niece
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I wish that was was ex wife's niece
What happened to bezos wife’s face and is frickin ugly
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What happened to bezos wife’s face and is frickin ugly
My ex-wife's solar stocks rally on reports Elon Musk's Space X, Tesla staff visited suppliers - CNBC
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
My ex-wife's solar stocks rally on reports Elon Musk's Space X, Tesla staff visited suppliers - CNBC
My perfunctory googling confirms my suspicion that the whalebone may have been a bit of the boning from one of his wife's corset. So he basically died of doing the olde tyme rough equivalent of sounding himself with the underwire from his wife's bra. Hopefully not one of her nice ones.
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
My perfunctory googling confirms my suspicion that the whalebone may have been a bit of the boning from one of his wife's corset. So he basically died of doing the olde tyme rough equivalent of sounding himself with the underwire from his wife's bra. Hopefully not one of her nice ones.
Practicing 3 point perspective on wife’s sketch
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Practicing 3 point perspective on wife’s sketch
"A prank both gross & mild" is a permanent addition to my wife's & my shared lexicon
Asking AI To Make A Hit Country Song (Part 4)
YouTube video by SethDrums
youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
"A prank both gross & mild" is a permanent addition to my wife's & my shared lexicon
Ive moved from "where the fuck is my wife's vape" to "someone is sabotaging my wife by stealing her vape"
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Ive moved from "where the fuck is my wife's vape" to "someone is sabotaging my wife by stealing her vape"
Romantasy Enjoyer
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Romantasy Enjoyer
When it was time to take my MIL home from Vancouver we were told she had days or weeks.
Weeks it was.
She passed away early this morning, on the island where she's lived for half a century, in the cabin she built with my wife's dad, with the daughters she raised there and granddaugther too
❤️🕊️
Weeks it was.
She passed away early this morning, on the island where she's lived for half a century, in the cabin she built with my wife's dad, with the daughters she raised there and granddaugther too
❤️🕊️
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
When it was time to take my MIL home from Vancouver we were told she had days or weeks.
Weeks it was.
She passed away early this morning, on the island where she's lived for half a century, in the cabin she built with my wife's dad, with the daughters she raised there and granddaugther too
❤️🕊️
Weeks it was.
She passed away early this morning, on the island where she's lived for half a century, in the cabin she built with my wife's dad, with the daughters she raised there and granddaugther too
❤️🕊️