#wife1
my wifs... me when gay women. Human AU of my wifes.... #wife1 #wife2 #morbij
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I watched a video that someone recorded from their home at the scene and literally cried when they hauled her away like a sack of potato’s!

In the same video, the wife is sitting in the snow outside his home, she eventually walks away and there is blood left on the snow. 💔

You can hear the wife1/
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The lore I have of these twos.... Can't believe it's been 4 years worth of obsessions. She's only supposed to be a side villain to Sui character and now there's 3 dedicated folders, 2 timelines, 3 AUs, 1 fanfic and 3 animatics....

#homestuck #bitchesepian #morsalsashal #wife1 #wife2
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
My wife¹ currently has $10,000 AUD in her account², meanwhile I'm barely able to my own bills. This is source of some angst and envy within me.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Man, I screw up and call one kid by the other's name every song often. That's EXPLAINABLE as theyre both right there. But do you really need wife1 asking "why did you call her Hortense?" And having to duck "oh that's wife2's kid?"
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When will my wife¹ come home from the war²? My heart yearns for her warm embrace.

¹ Missing Link Arcee

² The battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I think every1has so much dirt on him he’ll capitulate2whomever is the bigger threat2all the💩we already know he does
It’s not lost on me that ex wife1 died N such a “Russian” way. Fell down stairs huh? Had u no windows? I think those’re the only2ways ur allowed2die if u work4them: that or polonium 🤔
October 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He cuckolded his friends, stole from businesses, barely acknowledges one child, cheated TrumpU enrollees, buried wife1 in unmarked grave in corner of golf club, lied about Hillary, incited an insurrection, and mocked people with handicaps. And he was best friends with EPSTEIN (Katie Johnson, age13).
September 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
wife2 acquired (i already had wife1, im like c37 kaveh at this point)
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Wife1: SA
Lawyer: NDA and strike from divorce papers

Wife1 (days before NDA expires): “falls” down stairs
Felon47: cremate and “bury” on golf course
Kids123: 🦗
Trump minimizes domestic abuse during a talk at the Museum of the Bible: "Things that take place in the home, they call crime ... If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime, see?"
September 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
They are childhood friends. He was previously married but left his first wife to have an affair while wife1 was pregnant. This is somehow not a red flag, or if it is it’s minor. She is a snob who views going to the Midwest as akin to setting out for the pole on a dogsled.

They are both terrible.
September 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I love my cats and wife¹

¹ this space intentionally left blank 😼

(Just kidding, @urnash.com. I couldn't even remotely handle this Terran shithole without you.🐯🫶🐲)
I love my cat and wife¹

¹ - order of appearance does not imply order of importance
September 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I love my cat and wife¹

¹ - order of appearance does not imply order of importance
September 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We hired a constable from another police service. He was a bigamist. To explain his absences, wife1 believed he was a super secret Top Gun flying missions during the GWOT. Wife2 believed he was a super secret patrol officer who conducted training out of town.
He resigned.
Recruiting failures!
August 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I use the "it" pronoun set, like Trinket's wife¹, as seen here, and people sometimes say that that's confusing for various reasons. Note that in this post the wife is the active subject of the sentence: the wife "bought a record player".

1/
My wife bought a record player that works so was finally able to play me the vinyl it bought of a song from our wedding night that means a lot to us. Unfortunately, the version it bought was rendered in hells Ableton
August 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Some Guy: “Gemini, tell Wife1 I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”

Gemini to Wife1: “I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
August 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Nice thread!

The Burgess shale sponge Vauxia was named after Mary. The spines of hyoliths (weird type of Burgess mollusc) were named helens, although I don't remember offhand if it was for wife1 or daughter
August 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Decided to finish the husband and wife1 duo
#Vampire #milf #chubby #venus_body #bbw
July 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Does your Dad look at you that way? Act this way? Says publicly he is more sexually attracted to you than wife1/2/3 when you’re 13-14 years old?? Publicly say he has sex in common with you? Is this someone you would trust your little girls with?
July 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Me and wife1 at the front of chapel, American friend and witness at the back taping it . Guess who Elvis was performing for. We looked like interlopers at our own wedding.
July 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE1
June 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's interesting to see how many men go down in quality when they move from wife1 to wife 2 in middle age.

Sanchez might be better looking on paper, but Mackenzie looks like a person you actually want to grow old with.

It tells you a lot about the man making that decision.
June 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM