Venezuela's military seeing US forces enter and immediately dropping to the floor and going like "oh noes... >_<.... we'we compwetewy at youw mewcy. hope you don't... t-t-t-take advantage of us... 🥺?."
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Venezuela's military seeing US forces enter and immediately dropping to the floor and going like "oh noes... >_<.... we'we compwetewy at youw mewcy. hope you don't... t-t-t-take advantage of us... 🥺?."
GLAD YOU'RE STILL HERE WITH US i would be very sad if youw ent missing in the woods
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM
GLAD YOU'RE STILL HERE WITH US i would be very sad if youw ent missing in the woods
blwess youw fwucking epwic chwungus lwife uwo ʚ૮๑ˊ////ˋ๑აɞ 🎀🍪🐹🩷
a pink bunny with a white bow on its head is laying on a table
ALT: a pink bunny with a white bow on its head is laying on a table
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January 3, 2026 at 3:55 AM
blwess youw fwucking epwic chwungus lwife uwo ʚ૮๑ˊ////ˋ๑აɞ 🎀🍪🐹🩷
Really annoying how often some apps go "youw push notifications awe off, mistew Obama 🥺" at you, when you very much have them off on purpose.
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Really annoying how often some apps go "youw push notifications awe off, mistew Obama 🥺" at you, when you very much have them off on purpose.
And here's the link to @jitspoe.bsky.social's video showing 15 seconds of 300 indie games
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUw...
2025 Indie Game 15 Second Showcase
YouTube video by jitspoe
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And here's the link to @jitspoe.bsky.social's video showing 15 seconds of 300 indie games
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUw...
Some runners up; my 1st place winner is "put baby in pelican mouth" which I posted here bsky.app/profile/did:...
![Text conversation originally posted to tumblr by @spooky-grimwhoire
white: H-hewwo is anybody thewe
green: *cave slowly begins to fill with water*
white: H-hewwo pwease somebody hewp me H-hewwo!!
green: *you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you*
white: Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me!
green: God wwest youw souw
white: Hewwo! Ma'am why awe you doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease
green: (photo of frowning Barack Obama)
white: M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me I seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo
green: (zoomed in photo of Obama)
white: @(◕ x ◕)@ [added note for screen reader: this is an emoticon of an animal pressing paws against glass]
white: Pwease Mr Obama Pwease save me I downt wanna die
white: H-hewwo mr obama awe you still thewe
green: (further zoomed in photo of obama)
white: M-mr obama pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed
white: Ill do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp
green: Anything?
white: Anything for you mr obama :3
green: Then perish
green: (zoomed in photo of Obama with red filter)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ynndvj7usplo5euks6y5pube/bafkreidtilagbj4qvfgeyxz3hzhpxugumteiprgnat4bqlr5f4cqymxvvu@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Some runners up; my 1st place winner is "put baby in pelican mouth" which I posted here bsky.app/profile/did:...
OH DEAR!
I'M JUST WIKE *YOUW* PAWENTS!? 😄
I was just a siwwy wittle boy then!
But I know Gen X thought our cartoons were cool!
Beware that means that their cartoons SUCK! 😈
I'M JUST WIKE *YOUW* PAWENTS!? 😄
I was just a siwwy wittle boy then!
But I know Gen X thought our cartoons were cool!
Beware that means that their cartoons SUCK! 😈
December 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
OH DEAR!
I'M JUST WIKE *YOUW* PAWENTS!? 😄
I was just a siwwy wittle boy then!
But I know Gen X thought our cartoons were cool!
Beware that means that their cartoons SUCK! 😈
I'M JUST WIKE *YOUW* PAWENTS!? 😄
I was just a siwwy wittle boy then!
But I know Gen X thought our cartoons were cool!
Beware that means that their cartoons SUCK! 😈
What does the Hewwo Pwincess sound like in British English? Is it the Fable 1 "hewes youw chocowate, wittow boi" merchant?
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What does the Hewwo Pwincess sound like in British English? Is it the Fable 1 "hewes youw chocowate, wittow boi" merchant?
Pay youw debts...? That sounds awfuw...
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Pay youw debts...? That sounds awfuw...
I've realised something about my work over the last 12 months. It might be my AuADHD but ....most people in my work are very focussed and I am very scattered. Sort of an academic jack of all trades. which isn't really how you "get ahead" if thats what youw ant to do
December 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I've realised something about my work over the last 12 months. It might be my AuADHD but ....most people in my work are very focussed and I am very scattered. Sort of an academic jack of all trades. which isn't really how you "get ahead" if thats what youw ant to do
You'w find youw mowbul suit has its wimits when it goes up against da wedstaw wunnah!
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You'w find youw mowbul suit has its wimits when it goes up against da wedstaw wunnah!
you the next time you say youw ant to make her watch jjk
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
you the next time you say youw ant to make her watch jjk
Hopefully the showcase got more people to check it out!
(m.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUw... in case anybody missed it)
(m.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUw... in case anybody missed it)
2025 Indie Game 15 Second Showcase
YouTube video by jitspoe
m.youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hopefully the showcase got more people to check it out!
(m.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUw... in case anybody missed it)
(m.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUw... in case anybody missed it)
Chris, do youw ant to be my boyfriend?
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
December 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Chris, do youw ant to be my boyfriend?
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
Chris, do youw ant to be my boyfriend?
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Chris, do youw ant to be my boyfriend?
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
is that ur minecraft world or are youw atching a video
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
is that ur minecraft world or are youw atching a video
Chris, do youw ant to be my boyfriend?
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Chris, do youw ant to be my boyfriend?
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
Chris, do youw ant to be my boyfriend?
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Chris, do youw ant to be my boyfriend?
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
"Sorry Kiaene, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about, in my hatred diary this evening."
Hatred diary??
"It is diary about my hatred of you people!"
"Im on volume 27!"
Pay youw debts...? That sounds awfuw...
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Pay youw debts...? That sounds awfuw...
a thwiww of hope--the weawy wowwd wejoices, fow yondew bweaks a new and gwowious mown!
faww on youw knees! o heaw the angew voices!
o night divine, o night when chwist was bown!
o night divine! o night, o night divine!
faww on youw knees! o heaw the angew voices!
o night divine, o night when chwist was bown!
o night divine! o night, o night divine!
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
a thwiww of hope--the weawy wowwd wejoices, fow yondew bweaks a new and gwowious mown!
faww on youw knees! o heaw the angew voices!
o night divine, o night when chwist was bown!
o night divine! o night, o night divine!
faww on youw knees! o heaw the angew voices!
o night divine, o night when chwist was bown!
o night divine! o night, o night divine!
WISE FWOM YOUW GWAVE
(It's Tuesday)
(It's Tuesday)
a pixel art of a wolf 's face on a blue and red background
ALT: a pixel art of a wolf 's face on a blue and red background
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December 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
WISE FWOM YOUW GWAVE
(It's Tuesday)
(It's Tuesday)
kitten, daddy needs you to log into youw smurf account and hawd cawwy him out of bwonze.
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
kitten, daddy needs you to log into youw smurf account and hawd cawwy him out of bwonze.
W for WAY Wealthy Wabbit, you're dressed to the nines in polos and tailored outfits on your super expensive yacht, but you can't seem to get youw awws quite wight! Of couwse this doesn't stop you from weminding evewyone they'we beneath you... what poowfags!~ Thwough youw huge thick buckteeth~
December 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
W for WAY Wealthy Wabbit, you're dressed to the nines in polos and tailored outfits on your super expensive yacht, but you can't seem to get youw awws quite wight! Of couwse this doesn't stop you from weminding evewyone they'we beneath you... what poowfags!~ Thwough youw huge thick buckteeth~
Aww! Poor widdle babbies! Did da hipocwisy bite you in the bumbums? Is iwony a nasty widdle bitchums? Is schadenfweude bawging thwough youw doows?
Lol. 😈
Lol. 😈
December 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Aww! Poor widdle babbies! Did da hipocwisy bite you in the bumbums? Is iwony a nasty widdle bitchums? Is schadenfweude bawging thwough youw doows?
Lol. 😈
Lol. 😈