ApocalypseElf
@apocalypseelf.bsky.social
Not so quiet subversive. 'Quirky'. Theremin player. Pigeon fancier. Pocket friends. "Obstinate, headstrong girl!" I contain multitudes. Aotearoa.
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Today a senior minister in the government of New Zealand declared she was disgusting that schools have chosen to adhere to the principles of
te Tiriti o Waitangi.
I’m sure you’ve seen the clip.
te Tiriti o Waitangi.
I’m sure you’ve seen the clip.
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Today a senior minister in the government of New Zealand declared she was disgusting that schools have chosen to adhere to the principles of
te Tiriti o Waitangi.
I’m sure you’ve seen the clip.
te Tiriti o Waitangi.
I’m sure you’ve seen the clip.
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Just letting you all know that victims of sexual abuse are being targeted. Including those who were badly abused as children.
ACC explains plan to remove thousands from weekly compensation www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...
ACC explains plan to remove thousands from weekly compensation
ACC expects to save about $7 billion between now and 2029 by getting long term claimants off of weekly compensation.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just letting you all know that victims of sexual abuse are being targeted. Including those who were badly abused as children.
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why the US consulate/Embassy and fresh new FBI office in Wellington all need to be *expelled* into the sea.
U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
www.jezebel.com/in-the-u-s-n...
www.jezebel.com/in-the-u-s-n...
In the U.S., Nothing Says Human Rights Abuse Like Ensuring Reproductive Freedom!
U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
www.jezebel.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
why the US consulate/Embassy and fresh new FBI office in Wellington all need to be *expelled* into the sea.
This guy is going on the sex offenders list right??? www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Auckland executive paid teen $1000 for sex, exchanged Uber Eats for intimate photos
The man, who described himself as a 'sugar daddy' on on Snapchat, has admitted paying a teenage girl for sex.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
This guy is going on the sex offenders list right??? www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
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the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit
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One thing with librarians is that they’re acutely aware of *who uses libraries* - many of us might go though our whole adult lives without setting foot in a library, but for people who are a little lost and need somewhere to be, they’re a lifeline.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
One thing with librarians is that they’re acutely aware of *who uses libraries* - many of us might go though our whole adult lives without setting foot in a library, but for people who are a little lost and need somewhere to be, they’re a lifeline.
Support small business this season
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Seymour Is A Cunt
Bold political statement earrings handmade in Dannevirke, NZ. Black acrylic drops with silver glitter studs, “Seymour is a Cunt” text, lightweight design. Studs can be swapped to hooks.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Support small business this season
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cursivecraft.co.nz/products/sey...
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Still time in the Hills Hats pledge me, you can get many hats www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/869...
Hills Hats Hatmosphere Relocation | PledgeMe
Help Us Keep the Hat Heritage Alive – Support Our 150-Year-Old Kiwi Hatmakers!
www.pledgeme.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Still time in the Hills Hats pledge me, you can get many hats www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/869...
Sure...
Mental health data won't be misused by new AI navigation tool - minister
Mental health data won't be misused by new AI navigation tool - minister
A new AI tool will be a "real game changer in providing faster and real time access to support", says the mental health minister.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sure...
I love those oxfam donation gifts. Is there anything similar for Aotearoa causes?? I like the cards
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I love those oxfam donation gifts. Is there anything similar for Aotearoa causes?? I like the cards
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'Arranged via Snapchat'.
Has someone checked to see if David Seymour's face is pixellated like this?
(I guess he can't really be described as a business executive - just a twat)
#nzpol
Has someone checked to see if David Seymour's face is pixellated like this?
(I guess he can't really be described as a business executive - just a twat)
#nzpol
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
'Arranged via Snapchat'.
Has someone checked to see if David Seymour's face is pixellated like this?
(I guess he can't really be described as a business executive - just a twat)
#nzpol
Has someone checked to see if David Seymour's face is pixellated like this?
(I guess he can't really be described as a business executive - just a twat)
#nzpol
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Cool how this man is in charge of our resources in a climate crisis but most media just kind of ignores him or goes hurr hurr he's funny when it's actually fucking horrifying.
Kudos to @haydendonnell.bsky.social for highlighting how utterly not normal this all is. #nzpol
Kudos to @haydendonnell.bsky.social for highlighting how utterly not normal this all is. #nzpol
‘Demonic eggbeater’: Shane Jones has a normal one on RNZ
The hot air produced by our minister for resources this morning could’ve solved our energy crisis.
thespinoff.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cool how this man is in charge of our resources in a climate crisis but most media just kind of ignores him or goes hurr hurr he's funny when it's actually fucking horrifying.
Kudos to @haydendonnell.bsky.social for highlighting how utterly not normal this all is. #nzpol
Kudos to @haydendonnell.bsky.social for highlighting how utterly not normal this all is. #nzpol
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The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
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personally i would have been afraid for my life and be forced to protect my "castle"
Idk if I'm right. Here's what I think I'm seeing:
Police are using her lawn as a staging area. She wants them off. The say she's obstructing them and they'll arrest her. She keeps repeating that it's her property and she won't let them on it without a warrant.
They stay!
Police are using her lawn as a staging area. She wants them off. The say she's obstructing them and they'll arrest her. She keeps repeating that it's her property and she won't let them on it without a warrant.
They stay!
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
personally i would have been afraid for my life and be forced to protect my "castle"
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I can't think of any better way for a regime to completely destroy its own credibility than to announce that it will campaign against its own legislative program, and repeal a law it has just spent two years passing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I can't think of any better way for a regime to completely destroy its own credibility than to announce that it will campaign against its own legislative program, and repeal a law it has just spent two years passing.
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Absentee PM. He just doesn't do the work.
The sum total of speeches that Luxon has made in the House for 2025 so far:
1 speech opening Parliament
1 speech for the budget
3 obituary speeches
No speeches of any type at all between 22 May and 16 October
Why are we paying the egg-in-a-borrowed-suit to be the PM?💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
1 speech opening Parliament
1 speech for the budget
3 obituary speeches
No speeches of any type at all between 22 May and 16 October
Why are we paying the egg-in-a-borrowed-suit to be the PM?💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Radware Page
Loader page.
www3.parliament.nz
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Absentee PM. He just doesn't do the work.
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How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?🎶🎵
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?🎶🎵
🇦🇺AUSTRALIA HISTORIC HEAT
Sun 46.8C Bedourie
Monthly record and World highest Temperature this month
Mon CRAZY MINIMM 34.2C
‼️HOTTEST SPRING NIGHT IN AUSTRALIA SINCE 1965
and 3RD WORLD HOTTEST NOVEMBER NIGHT EVER
More High Mins Records:
25.4 Blackwater
26.4 Lochington
Sun 46.8C Bedourie
Monthly record and World highest Temperature this month
Mon CRAZY MINIMM 34.2C
‼️HOTTEST SPRING NIGHT IN AUSTRALIA SINCE 1965
and 3RD WORLD HOTTEST NOVEMBER NIGHT EVER
More High Mins Records:
25.4 Blackwater
26.4 Lochington
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?🎶🎵
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?🎶🎵
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Hang on, is this about NZ or the USA?
This is how our government has been corrupted:
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics.
It is the root of our dysfunction.
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics.
It is the root of our dysfunction.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hang on, is this about NZ or the USA?
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Post your warning label
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November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Christ on a bike, these fucking idiots are ruining the country for no other reason than coalition agreements.
VOTE THEM OUT
#nzpol
VOTE THEM OUT
#nzpol
'It's not impossible': National may campaign on regulatory standards repeal
The National deputy leader said her party may also campaign to get rid of the law.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Christ on a bike, these fucking idiots are ruining the country for no other reason than coalition agreements.
VOTE THEM OUT
#nzpol
VOTE THEM OUT
#nzpol
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NZ Bluesky - ordering cherries for Christmas from the South Island - who does the best ones?
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
NZ Bluesky - ordering cherries for Christmas from the South Island - who does the best ones?
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November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Send Israel the bill
Rebuilding ‘human-made abyss’ in Gaza will cost at least $70bn, UN says
Report says Israel’s operations ‘significantly undermined every pillar of survival’ and reduced the economy by 87%
(all by intention, of course) www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Report says Israel’s operations ‘significantly undermined every pillar of survival’ and reduced the economy by 87%
(all by intention, of course) www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Rebuilding ‘human-made abyss’ in Gaza will cost at least $70bn, UN says
Report says Israel’s operations ‘significantly undermined every pillar of survival’ and reduced the economy by 87%
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Send Israel the bill