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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk

@15schaa.bsky.social

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Taskmaster? Yes. Doctor Who? Absolutely. Puzzles? You bet. Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · Nov 18

Dumps crappy network at last - swapping over is fantastic! (4-3)

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1h

hi my name's duncan and i'm the type of guy who owned a pogo stick that i was much too scared to use even one single time, what's your name

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2h

londoners be like "yeah i live near hamstered heath"

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steffi🥛(dir. john carpenter) @diversestripes.bsky.social · 3h

i want claudia winkleman to make all my big decisions for me

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Gael_Me ☆ Illustrator @gaelme.bsky.social · 1d

Enjoying the new series #taskmaster

A digital illustration fanart of Taskmaster series 20. The contestants (Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar) are drawn as chibis in front of the series 20 portrait of Alex Horne and Greg Davies

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 21h

Honestly, by weight, I'm probably about 30% arse. And by personality, it's much higher.

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

What socks do people who wear day-of-the-week socks wear on laundry day

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

I was in one yesterday and the person behind me literally said "Can't I just pay for my sandwich? He's gonna be here all day"

Which, you know, wasn't great for my whole feeling-like-a-burden-who-doesn't-deserve-to-take-up-space deal but otherwise, I agree

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

I'm gonna say it: Subway is too damn customisable.

I order for a family of three and it takes long enough to input every detail of your exact order into an app, but in store? Pity the sandwich artist who has to keep up with all that.

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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d

Sunday

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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is wearing a Thanksgiving turkey hat on his head. It had a read head with a yellow beak, and wearing a black pilgrim hat. It has red legs that hang down by Key's ears, and a big fan tail. The hat is not quite straight on Key's head, so it's looking off to the side. Key says "I can't believe the one hat I could get, where he's looking at bookshelves!"

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David Strathdee @davidstrathdee.bsky.social · 1d

Why didn't Davros just eat an apple a day

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah it's great innit

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

I sometimes randomly remember that I've seen the first 2 episodes of TM21 and get excited about the fact that happened again.

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Cole-amityville Horror @kim-tey.bsky.social · 2d

😌🙏

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 2d

Contactless payments? Excellent. No notes.

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Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 2d

Eeeegggggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast
eeeggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast
ohh breakfast time's the meal i love the most
eeeggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

Good shout. He also had a bumper sticker that said "my other car has a father of three tied up in the back" so you might be onto something

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

passed a car with the personalised number plate HO57 AGE which may be the wildest one I've ever seen. Someone check that guy's basement pronto.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 2d

Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

What, the one about the show where people open instructions on folded paper sealed with wax?

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 2d

I've just heard someone say 'so you're basically killing two birds for the price of one'.

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 3d

I disagree. They call it a nectar-ine. I'm sat there tasting of its holy flesh and expecting its divine juices to transform my earthly body into that of, at the very least, a demigod. Where's my eternal youth, nectarine?

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 3d

it's autism autumn bitches

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 3d

Particularly true about the Taskmaster House but also just how I feel about regular life

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 3d

The number of times already I've said to myself the entire phrase "nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house..."

Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 3d

The number of times already I've said to myself the entire phrase "nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house..."