The Elusive Jessi B. 🧶🎲🍄📔
@ahumblebard.bsky.social
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Yarnbender, stationery hoarder, dice goblin, and general nerd. Your friendly neighborhood Cryptid. Tell your pets I said hi. she/her GNU Valentine; GNU Amber; GNU Dustin
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sigridellis.bsky.social
My wish for ALL of you, but especially my fellow nerodivergents. (including the socially castigated,) undiagnosed, queers (esp. nonpassing as cishet,) disabled, jobless, mentally ill, crippled, and chronically ill - to EVERYONE reading this but ESPECIALLY to y'all;

May you catch a fucking break.
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gremlin.world
I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)
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mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
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rissavoices.bsky.social
"Why don't you just move?!"

Do YOU have the means to start over elsewhere?

Do you have a passport?

Do you have the money to pay bills for a year?

Do you have housing and guaranteed employment??

No. OKAY. That's not what this is about so please for anyone spreading this rhetoric, STOP IT.
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans
ahumblebard.bsky.social
oh get fucked, whiskey-dick
atrupar.com
Hegseth to the Navy: "Your diversity is not your strength"
ahumblebard.bsky.social
We can't keep this little creature (we're at capacity) but we got a vet appointment in the morning and if there's a clean bill of health, we should have no trouble finding this sweetie a forever home. And that, damn it, fucking *matters.*
ahumblebard.bsky.social
There is precious little that I can do to change the world at large, but we can help the stray kitten that appeared at our house. Even a small light matters in a dark place.
A tiny white and black kitten
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popelizbet.bsky.social
torn between "exquisitely researched well done" and "SEANAN NO"
the cdc really should have sent copies to scientists like "just in case, this is the theory she got tp that made us say 'please don't try that at home'"
seananmcguire.bsky.social
I'm gonna get my Kellis-Amberlee after all!
sailorrooscout.bsky.social
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
ahumblebard.bsky.social
the scream i scrumpt
evanbernick.bsky.social
WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE
rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
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clairewillett.bsky.social
no but for real they can't even give a shit about a victim of gun violence for longer than a couple weeks when it was THEIR GUY and they were building a whole cult around him. if there is a hell I hope Charlie is down there losing his mind about how little anyone's talking about him anymore
scgriffith.bsky.social
the right cared about charlie kirk just long enough to convince me that I had been totally wrong and he was about to become our enduring horst wessel. then they rolled his body into a ditch and haven't mentioned him since
ahumblebard.bsky.social
pardon the fuck me
"some legal experts"
do you mean *all of them?!*
jasonv.bsky.social
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism
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parodybit.bsky.social
I thought of *several* of you when I saw this
Tumblr screenshot. Poster 1, BarbWritesStuff, Aug 26.
I have learnt today that my library refers to me as 'the specific and highly active user' and has denied some of my purchase requests because 'we can't skew the collection too much toward the taste of the specific and highly active user.
I did suggest roughly 100 vampire books for purchase last year. I think this probably has something to do with that.

One reblog from dragon-in-a-fez, Sep 20.
OP is there any particular reason the librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name
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nome.bsky.social
WHAT

WHAT
post-doc-club.bsky.social
Great news!
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month

www.jstor.org/action/showL...
ahumblebard.bsky.social
I've said it before, but I didn't like 'The Crucible' when I had to read it in high school, and I like it WAY FUCKING LESS now that I have to live it.
ahumblebard.bsky.social
bitch is this your first day?!
kenklippenstein.bsky.social
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We hope and expect that Republicans will do the right thing"
ahumblebard.bsky.social
Okay. Got it out of my system, deleted, now to get some snuggles from the cat.
ahumblebard.bsky.social
Geography doesn't exactly seem to be his strong suit
ahumblebard.bsky.social
My brother was a good person who got dealt shit hands from Life, but he fucking TRIED, goddamn it, he tried *so hard* to do right by everyone. Charlie Kirk was a ragebaiting bigot who only made the world worse, and who did it with smug gleefulness. But THAT'S the fucker who gets mourned? FUCK him.
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gunstreet.bsky.social
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
ahumblebard.bsky.social
The porn guy? The porn guy who tried to put Trump Bibles into the classrooms? That porn guy is ALSO an aspiring union-buster?

wow i'm shocked shocked i say
chrisgeidner.bsky.social
BREAKING: Oklahoma Education Superintendent Ryan Walters says he is resigning. (Of course, he announced this on Fox News.)

www.koco.com/article/ryan...
Ryan Walters to resign as
Oklahoma state superintendent for private sector job
State Superintendent Ryan Walters announced Wednesday that he will resign from office and take a job in the private sector.
VEWS
Updated: 10:46 PM CDT Sep 24, 2025