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Reverse Clowngirl

@axialagegamer.swifties.social

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The apocalypse will be shitposted Eat the Reich No skeets are legal advice Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager Proudly anti-Elon since 2004 If I argue, I probably have a degree in it 我用很多语言发帖：🇮🇩🇨🇳🇧🇷🇩🇪🇨🇦🇬🇷

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · Feb 6

Me in October 2024: I renamed this account "Reverse Clowngirl" to reflect that I'm *going* to steer it more towards mature humor and less towards political content.
American Politics: No, you the fuck are not.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21h

"I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future Abby’s face. But she ain’t here at the moment..."

Do you ever find yourself on social media instead of enjoying life? Oh by god, me too! Please read my new blog post at
rantmetheserenity.com/i-finally-go...

I Finally Got Around to This - Freelance Writer

I’m Abby and it’s taken me 14 years to write about procrastination. Plus another four hours between that sentence and this one. I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future...

rantmetheserenity.com

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Brent M. Diskin @diskin.bsky.social · 2d

I Support Our Troupes

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MJSwenson71 @visadiva.bsky.social · 3d

The improv will break them. They don't know how to respond

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 3d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 2m

Sounds like my kind of show! I'll have to check it out.

Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 20m

What the fuck are you talking about? Did you even read the OP before responding?

Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 20m

Nice! Thanks for the tip!

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4h

First they came for the model train enthusiasts…

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

In the Internet ecosystem, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Shitposters who investigate laughs; and Cute Pet posters, made up of good girls and boys. These are their stories.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 17h

Jadies and Lentilmen…

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Scott @smadin.net · 17h

Matt Furie is my age, and so I very much understand his desire to simply not be involved in whatever ridiculous bullshit is going on now

Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 18h

I emailed the guy who originally drew Pepe to see if he had any comment about the current frog reclamation, and he was like uh what are you talking about

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 17h

Between Frog and Toad, one of them is Chaotic Neutral and the other is Lawful Neutral, but when they're in the same place at the same time, their energies merge and they temporarily become True Neutral (both of them).

I forget which is which, but if I manage to find those books, they'll remind me.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 18h

Pepe is Portland Frog’s Wario

Spooky Witch Kat (hag/witch/banshee) 🖤💜👻🎃💀🐈‍⬛💜🖤 @switchkat13.bsky.social · 18h

Pepe walked on the wrong side of history, so his fellow frog persons are making up for that in spades.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 18h

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 19h

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 17h

Boink! Of course a thing!

Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 17h

Blessed are the frogs and all the joymakers.

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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 18h

And this is why, y'all, we have got to protect our whimsy during these trying times.

Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 18h

These inflatable frog suits are taking me out but they are also...healing to watch? I'm upset about what's happening in Portland but laughing is letting the stress out.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 17h

There's going to be millions upon millions of open Communists in America in just a couple more years, at the rate the establishment is pissing ordinary people off. And that's gonna be dwarfed by DSA, which will have half the entire population by 2030, mark my words.

Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 17h

I mean, yeah, that's kinda the difference between liberalism-liberals and far-leftists, though. And more of the traditionally liberalism-liberal base is being radicalized into militant (and unforgiving) leftism by every sick compromise we all see these fucks pull in plain sight.