Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.

I was just thinking that this is like. Narratively speaking, the ONLY thing that can happen

God: Any other requests?

Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!

God: No problem.

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

So what the president's 22 year-old Nazi minions are saying is they want him to be a king who goes to battle like most kings do: shitting himself to death before even seeing the other side face to face.

Highlight from #NoKings in Nacogdoches, Tx today

you should probably not average in me, an outlier who eats three hundred pounds of cheese a day

I had this intense moment of grief today for young people, specifically those in their 20s, who have spent the entirety of it living under the specter of Trump, Covid, or both.

Nice! We were at Hands Off in Carrollton a few months ago in the exact same spot!

We got the Lucha contingency out here

My fam and I showed out in Lagrange, GA today #nokings

#NoKings Miami!

Can’t make it out today (toddler has mud butt) so may I just say

I know he does this for "Live and Let Die" but it's better if you don't turn the sound on and, instead, pretend it's for "Blackbird" bsky.app/profile/john...

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

if 40% of the US economy is tied up in chatbots and it’s the only reason the US is not in a recession, that means the US is actually in a recession for all intents and purposes

you have to call off the state police that is roughing up protesters if you are serious.

This meme made me laugh.

In the waning hours of world hagfish day, please join me in appreciating not only their prodigious production of gooey, sticky, suffocating slime, but also the fact that they’ve been sliming things up for at least 100 million years 🧪

What the fuck are we doing?

It's impossible to play the hurdy gurdy without making it your whole personality. No one is a casual hurdy gurdy player.

No 👏 Kings 👏 includes 👏 Draft 👏 Kings

Of all the things that didn't happen below, Eric Trump having four friends is the one that didn't happen the most.