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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13h

she is getting her two hands cuffed behind her back and still has one hand holding a mic in front of her. and people are sharing this as if it's real

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 18h

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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spooky crow boy who shits plastic @bodark.bsky.social · 14h

youtu.be/j6N4vQ6m360

SouljaQuest.mp3

YouTube video by OniMorter

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Spaced God @spacedgod.bsky.social · 14h

Congrats everyone, we've reached the halfway point of this game

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 14h

usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.

Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14h

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14h

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 15h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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spooky crow boy who shits plastic @bodark.bsky.social · 14h

fuck it, let's make it the longest playoff game in history. 45 innings, let's go, baby

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spooky crow boy who shits plastic @bodark.bsky.social · 14h

TOP OF THE 15TH, LET'S FUCKING GO

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 14h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14h

This is the bad place.

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spooky crow boy who shits plastic @bodark.bsky.social · 14h

I think they should clear the benches and decide it that way

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14h

This is one of the best games ever but not really enjoyable in any way

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spooky crow boy who shits plastic @bodark.bsky.social · 14h

so glad everyone else gets to have the Mariners Experience with me

spooky crow boy who shits plastic @bodark.bsky.social · 15h

TOP OF THE 13TH????

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UAINE @mahtowin1.bsky.social · 15h

Boston Indigenous Peoples Day March
Sat. October 11 - - 12 noon
Park St. Station by Boston Common

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15h

Top of the 12th

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16h

Top of the 11th.

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 18h

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

media.tenor.com

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16h

Mariners going to extras.

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Nate Keller @nkeller.bsky.social · 16h

Playoff hockey is like a firing squad. Playoff baseball is like lethal injection but they can’t get the dosage right

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Centrifugal Bumblepuppy @p0sitronic.bsky.social · 19h

I was a part of the team putting this list together! Check out some of these titles if you like horror literature.

www.nypl.org/books-more/r...

Best New Horror of 2025 for Adults

Our expert horror committee read more than 150 titles published since last Halloween to select their 20 favorites. There's something for everyone here—whether you're looking for jeepers, creepers, sca...

www.nypl.org

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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 16h

Extremely bad news if true (and unlikely this reporter would run with it if not). The MMWR has been the earliest warning bell for outbreaks since it announced the first US cases, in 1981, of what was later identified as AIDS.

This will be a grievous shock to what remains of US public health.

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 17h

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 18h

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

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