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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 9h

You really think someone would do that? Just look in the users table and give your required email and phone number to his Nazi pals if you slightly annoy him?

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 9h

Hmm a bunch of our old mutuals who stayed on Twitter have been doxxed by Nazi pedos and of course that sucks but what exactly did you think would happen if you kept posting over there

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 14h

>looking for a new movie
>ask a theater worker if any of the cast is creepy or wet
>she doesnt understand |pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says "its a good movie ma'am"
>buy a ticket
>its jared leto

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10h

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

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Lucy Luciid @lucyluciid.com · 10h

Words cannot express how absolutely feral gene wilder with mascara and eyeliner makes me in young Frankenstein I just know this characters’s stroke game is so unfathomably freaked out

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 11h

Free her!!!

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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 12h

2025 watch #846: Deathstalker (2025)

Dumb as hell and incredibly fun mix of Willow and Army of Darkness with some super goopy practical effects.

"Isn't saving the world reward enough?"
"NOPE!"

A barbarian and a dwarf wizard look up from a campfire in the woods.

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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 12h

It will probably be too much for you, then, especially the last ten minutes.

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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 14h

Also, when someone snitches, your brother needs to be dating the manager who will be searching you, so you can sneak off to the bathroom and hide the rolls of quarters under your balls, where she won’t search.

Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 14h

you find one that’s owned by a Christian couple, and they are most likely going to use 2046 as their safe code (the sign of the cross), then you have to be in 1996 when they didn’t have cameras everywhere, and be severely underpaid and resort to stealing rolls of quarters out of the safe.

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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 15h

2025 watch #845: Roofman (2025)

Definitely not the comedy they're marketing it as, but kind of touching and still funny, and resonated as someone who stole a LOT from both Toys R Us and McDonald's as a kid.

A man strolls through a Toys R Us he's living in at night, stealing toys for his daughter.

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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 15h

2025 watch #844: Ghostbusters (1984)

Perfect with an audience full of drunks, and the hosts comparing the ghost librarian to Diane Keaton drew groans of "too soon" and the woman next to me freaking out, because that's how she found out she died.

Four ghost hunters look scared as they deal with a Sumerian demigod on a NYC rooftop.

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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine being told you’re significantly less charming than Megan McCain.

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 5d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry 1 day lmao

A tweet from Donald Trump that reads “Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment. He doesn’t want Depression for his country, and neither do I. The U.S.A. wants to help China, not hurt it!!! President DJT”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

we need to abolish this shit

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1d

antifa can stop to use laser to crash aircrafts

lolltt.bsky.social @lolltt.bsky.social · 1d

If no one likes him there is not fascism threat. Antifa can stop to use laser to crash aircrafts. Portland Hospital helicopters are now banned to fly for security concern and the most weak, the ills are suffering. And no, JK Rowling or Bill O'Really are not Nazi who deserve to die as Mark Bray said.

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · Aug 14

Me if I ever made any piece of art 1/10,000th as good as any single frame from Lawrence of Arabia:

Bart Simpson as a young kid with a saucepan on his head. He's running down the hallway, hitting a frying pan with a wooden spoon and shouting "I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me! I am so great!"

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 1d

Now seating:

Master Pancake: Ghostbusters (1984)
Roofman (2025)

Three ghost hunters look up as they aim energy weapons at a ghost

A man with a gun and inner tube with a stuffed bear on his shoulders strolls through a toy store

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a monster in bushwick @zombie-nyc.bsky.social · 1d

cool cool

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HerRoyalBOO👻bies @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 1d

This but an entire country’s economy lol

toddkramer.eth
@toddkramer1
I been hacked.
all my apes gone. this just sold please help me
11:10 PM • 12/29/21

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 1d

do not forget to feed your troops

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零Rei @othiym23.bsky.social · 1d

how is LinkedIn so bad at being what it is

LinkedIn notification saying "Based on your recent search, you may want to follow Bill Gates."

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🎃 Ichaborbs Crane 🎃 @ronninator.bsky.social · 1d

Watching Prometheus and thinking about the hubris of assuming that the chance circumstances that overlapped to lead to humanity would be both intentional and that the original intent would be to love the product after several hundred years of change

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 4d

This also 💯 has the vibes of those Facebook ad t-shirts that say stuff like

“MY WIFE IS A MAMA BEAR WITH A HUSBAND (WHO IS ME) AND SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE CRAZY BUT SO AM I AND IF SHE EATS YOU THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOUR BONES I LOVE THAT B-WORD AND GOD IN THAT ORDER IT’S A DOUG THING TRY TO KEEP UP.”

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 6d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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