Paul Brislen
@brislen.nz
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Kiwi telco guy. No I don’t know how that happened either. I shall bind him to me, with promises. 🇳🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cymro o ddewis (Welsh by choice) "We consider that Mr Brislen is an authoritative source." (BSA decision, March 2020) Aotearoa he/him
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brislen.nz
Are you going to Mustafa’s mall?
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svaneksmith.bsky.social
Fun fact: You can write clarinet lessons off on your taxes! (with a note from your dentist) It’s one of thousands of exemptions

I look at why U.S. taxes are so complicated for @marketplace.org with @dashching.bsky.social & Larry Zelenak @dukelaw.bsky.social

www.marketplace.org/story/2025/1...
taxes.you
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
brislen.nz
Heh I know the feeling.
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samthielman.com
hm so that comes out to one million dollars per viewer
FOX NEWS
Bari Weiss joins CBS News as editor-in-chief, Paramount buys Free Press for $150
million
Brian Flood
Mon, October 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM EDT • 6 min read
brislen.nz
“He’s polling the electorate.”

Every time I hear a right wing politician speak about well, pretty much anything.
rockshrimp.bsky.social
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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apocalypseelf.bsky.social
Solidarity frogs
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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publicaddress.bsky.social
Portland is really having a moment.
webjournalist.bsky.social
It’s tradition that when you see the frogs, you show them respect 🫡

(Someone should do the Creed cut with the footage)
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mikerose.bsky.social
We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game

So he flipped his positive review to negative

Still totally worth it
brislen.nz
I must have a look.
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grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social
Current political news media is summarised by the fact that they will report Farage's statement of denial without also reporting the photographic evidence that he's lying.

This seems commonplace across the 'West' - publish outright RW lie as "XYZ says..." but don't follow up with repudiation
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onelifestand87.bsky.social
It is embarassing not to see the BBC pulling up Reform leaders claiming that Nathan Gill was just some fan who got photos taken with Farage - he was an MEP for them & their leader in Wales while taking cash from Russia to act against the UK! Literally the very basics of your job to point this out
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kimrhodes.bsky.social
I am old, tired and jaded. I gave up my place to those younger and better equipped, I told myself.

So why did I just buy an inflatable frog costume?
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lebassett.bsky.social
Little girl examining her chocolate bar on the L train: “this is filled with boogers.”

Man who appears to be her grandfather: “that’s not boogers, it’s pistachio.”

Girl: [stares at green filling a while] “No it’s boogers”
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davelevitan.bsky.social
This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.
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hiattb.bsky.social
A little moment in my newest James Gunn interview www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
brislen.nz
I don’t know sorry.
brislen.nz
This is how you do it.
nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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youranoncentral.bsky.social
The chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize confirms that Donald Trump does not meet the moral and ethical standards associated with the award, citing a lack of courage and integrity a trait that defines MAGA.
brislen.nz
Plus I find a good indicator of whether a person is going to say the most outrageously misogynistic vile tripe on LinkedIn is whether they list “well-being coach” on their bio.
brislen.nz
Yes this. Please don’t be like Paloma or even Steve Jobs. Don’t die of curable diseases because you read some shite on the Internet.
arghavansallesmd.medsky.social
Wellness influencers are killing people. Paloma Shemirani was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, which 80% of people survive, at age 22. She was dead within 7 months because dietary changes and coffee enemas didn’t work. Her airway collapsed under pressure from a tumor and she died at age 23.
Wellness influencers are literally killing people
YouTube video by Dr. Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD
youtu.be
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petersterne.com
Here's the feds' "evidence" that state AG Letitia James committed bank fraud: She allegedly got a 3% mortgage rate on a Virginia house that she said she'd use as a second home, but she rented it out instead – so she should have paid a 3.185% rate, a difference of about $19,000.
Letitia James indicted by federal grand jury in Virginia
State Attorney General Letitia James has reportedly been indicted for alleged mortgage fraud.
www.cityandstateny.com
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mangetout.bsky.social
Imagine seeing Nick Clegg as aspirational.
stephencollins.bsky.social
All my comics have happy endings!