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@britculpsapp.bsky.social

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harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. 8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 39 | she/they

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 26d

incredible update here: i made big naturals luigi into a sticker & sent it with the loud effect in imessage

this is the future leftists deserved

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 24m

i don’t get it — what’s the joke?

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29m

“is this about my autism?”

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 34m

a glory hole for talking shit

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 37m

awwww you think i’m a good person 🥹

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 45m

yeah, own your shit like an adult

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 50m

gm drew

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 50m

there were foreskins & placenta full of tylenol everywhere

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 51m

i try to condense it into my 30 second training of:

don’t be a dipshit

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 54m

and yet… consider how many people still fuck it up

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 57m

Making direct eye contact with both my urinal neighbours to say "I'm ambidextrous"

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 55m

our president gave us a health update yesterday

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 9h

*gets a dick pic*

"oh I didn't know you were autistic"

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

oops! all placenta!

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13h

charlie day huffing paint from a sock quoted saying the original post

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 9h

lol what the fuck lmfao

Matt Walsh
@MattWal... • 13h
It's weird that we can all clearly see how Al is about to wipe out millions of jobs all at once, destroy every artistic field, make it impossible for us to discern reality from fiction, and destroy human civilization as we know it, and yet not one single thing is being done to stop it. We aren't putting up any fight whatsoever.

Elon Musk @elonmusk
X.com
Not sure what to do about it. I've been warning the world for ages!
Best I can do now is try to make sure that at least one Al is truth-seeking and not a super woke nanny with an iron fist that wants to turn everyone into diverse women
@Grok
10:12 AM • 10/9/25 • 198K Views

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10h

@gregthemiller.bsky.social does

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10h

okay but objection: the rest of us need this to happen, your honor

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11h

dear Supreme Corut i am NOT owned. do NOT give my website to that guy i'm serious!!!!! stop!!!!

Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 20h

Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.