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Jeff Burnett
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 12h
fork found in kitchen
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Politico @politico.com · 13h
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 13h
yelled very loudly when I stepped out of the garage, turned and saw this guy sitting only 3ft away from me on my porch, gnawing on food and staring at me.
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 13h
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 13h
next kellogs will be looking to hire real pirates 🙄
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 13h
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 13h
drove someone to fermilab today! very exciting to see it up close after 26 years living here.
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 14h
They ran out of gin.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 14h
The aircraft carrying US Secretary of Defense/war/whatevs Pete Hegseth from Brussels declared an emergency before turning around over the Atlantic and heading back toward the UK.
Flight radar showing flight path
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18h
Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions
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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 16h
protesting genocide: we need to purge antisemitism from college campuses

praising hitler and gas chambers: boys will be boys, cancel culture is out of control
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 18h
Fascinating. Politico notes that when notified of the texts, many state-level Republicans fired or condemned these cretins. Now Vance emerges to excuse the racism, and calls the reaction to it "pearl clutching."

He seems determined to purge the party of its last enclaves of decency.
‘College Group Chat’: JD Vance Dismisses ‘Pearl Clutching’ Over Young Republicans Leak to Attack Jay Jones
Liberals hit back at Vance's blunt dismissal of racist, antisemitic and misogynistic messages leaked from a Young Republicans group chat.
www.mediaite.com
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 17h
They are trying to get people killed. That's the only explination for this.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Johnson: "We call it the Hate America Rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see Marxists on full display, people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic"
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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 1d
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 3d
man i missed seeing tim meadows in stuff. just put him in your show and let him say whatever. it hits every time
tim meadows in peacemaker saying “But you almost got Titties killed”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d
Pay people you like on the internet folks, it’s going to be rough out there
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d
Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 1d
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
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Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 1d
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 1d
the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
Rolex subreddit post: My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d
When the world needed him most — he returned
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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 2d
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d
The Return of the King title card
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 1d
do you wanna come over and do punch up on each others suicide notes
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 1d
I'm old enough to remember when something like this would be a big scandal.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d
me driving someone to northwestern's music school this morning vs an hour earlier when I dropped someone off at it's business building.
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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d
looks nastier and meaner than I thought it would be!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wi...
Send Help | Official Trailer | In Theaters Jan 30
YouTube video by 20th Century Studios
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 2d
a rainy day playlist for Angelenos and whoever else is getting rained on right now
rain
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d
when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you've created for yourself
little yorkie named Rupert sitting in a big pinky beige-colored blanket, leaning up against a dark brown leather couch. there is a potted plant behind him, he's wearing a tiny terracotta sweater. he has a very William H Macy-in-Fargo expression on his face, like he's nervously smiling.
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 1d
His art filled every 80s kid with excitement. His posters promised us that a movie would blow out minds.
An icon.
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