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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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caffeineandhate.bsky.social
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · Jan 16
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💀Thorn💀 @kisekeartist.bsky.social · 3h
#Thornshorts

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFpe...
BEFORE YOU CAST - A Guide for the Modern Witch
YouTube video by Katy Towell
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it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 3h
has anyone asked Kash Patel how he feels about being whitewashed for the Kirkinator AI slop?

We know how he feels about it but we wanna hear him say it
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Stan Miller @milbo11.bsky.social · 3h
Pat Murphy looks like the guy that tries to explain why you need a new air filter at the Midas shop.
milbo11.bsky.social
Stan Miller @milbo11.bsky.social · 4h
He looks like the guy that tries to sell you Leaf Guard for your gutters.
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Norm DePlume @normdeplume.bsky.social · 3h
Folks could do this in Chicago, but it would make more sense to show up dressed as food there.
Man in a hot dog Halloween custume. The photo has been embellished with some bright green squiggles, to mimic the unnatural color of Chicago Dog relish.
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Stan Miller @milbo11.bsky.social · 3h
Dude WTF?
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bleachernation.bsky.social
Bleacher Nation @bleachernation.bsky.social · 3h
Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 6, Brewers 0 – October 9, 2025

www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/10...
www.bleachernation.com
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badgerbaseball.bsky.social
CB⚾️ Baseball Highlights @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 3h
It's very possible the Brewers kill the Cubs in game 5, but this is an absolute disaster for the Brewers.

Cubs will be confident and Milwaukee is staring down a collapse against their archrival.

If they end up winning, hey overcoming adversity!

If not...
badgerbaseball.bsky.social
CB⚾️ Baseball Highlights @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 4h
The Chicago #Cubs and the Milwaukee #Brewers will go to a game five winner take all on Saturday

The game will take place in Milwaukee
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caffeineandhate.bsky.social
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3h
Just think: Olivia Nuzzi was begging for that carburetor-voiced morolock to stick his dick in her. Cult of No Standards.
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🇮🇹 Methy Nostra 🔥✝️ @methynostra.bsky.social · 4h
😱 RFK Jr: “Circumcision causes autism because of Tylenol.”
Bro, either you think girls get clitorectomies, never take Tylenol, or you’ve invented gender-specific autism.
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mehblurgh.bsky.social
Ignore this World Series @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 4h
i wasn’t there but i have it on good authority that a pantless clark ran onto the field
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h
I imagine RFK Jr jolts awake at the night and whatever word his half awake brain shouts is the new cause of autism
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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h
“Force game five.”
Anyone thought this is where we would be before the ASB?
Don’t lie.
a woman in a red shirt is holding a microphone and saying you get a cube
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is holding a microphone and saying you get a cube
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 4h
This is likely the correct answer.
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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 4h
She was shocked Ian Happ had a hit that mattered
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d
Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.
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Crawly @crawlyscubs.bsky.social · 4h
See you in Milwaukee on Saturday #Cubs fans!! #WeNeverQuit
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Billy Krumb @clubhousecancer.bsky.social · 4h
#CUBS WIN 6-0! BACK TO MILWAUKEE FOR GAME 5 SATURDAY NIGHT! HOLY SHIT WRIGLEY FIELD IS MAGIC! #GOCUBSGO #FLYTHEW

(i always start these videos to be like 10 seconds, but then can't leave our some Go Cubs Go)
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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h
Cav if they had it in front of their face and thighs on their ears I’m not confident that they’d know where to put their mouths.
Especially Matt Shaw.
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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 4h
Saturday Night.

For All The Pussy.
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caffeineandhate.bsky.social
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 4h
a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face with his mouth open .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face with his mouth open .
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🇮🇹 Methy Nostra 🔥✝️ @methynostra.bsky.social · 4h
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Matt McClure @bigtime81.bsky.social · 4h
Clutch those pearls, sing some #GoCubsGo and #FlyTheW bc we are headed to Milwaukee for a game 5!!!! 🤞🤞🤞🤞 #Cubs #BeHereForIt
a man in a suit and tie says cubs win on a screen
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 4h
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Brett Taylor @brett-taylor.bsky.social · 4h
#BrewersLose
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eric, fr🎃m 🎃nline @ericisgood.bsky.social · 4h
sing it
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TimOHthy Jay @timothyjay44.bsky.social · 4h
Collar getting tight.
See ya, Saturday. Fly it.
timothyjay44.bsky.social
TimOHthy Jay @timothyjay44.bsky.social · 1d
Pressure back on the top seed. If they handle it and move on, fine. Just don’t roll over and give it to them, Cubs. See ya tomorrow night. Fly it.
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