Vlad the ImZähller
@chris.zahller.me
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https://chris.zahller.me | Okie from Jokelahoma. Int’l man of mystery. Cocktail nerd. Web Designer / Developer @ https://messengerwebdesign.com. Paparazzo & ink-stained wretch @ https://mercury.photo #OKIEX
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chris.zahller.me
Miles and his hedgehog say “Happy #Caturday.”
A big orange cat reclining on a hooked rug. A small toy hedgehog rests on the cat. The cat stares soulfully/balefully at the viewer.
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wyden.senate.gov
Thoughts and prayers to Cosplay Cop Kristi who had to brave the dogs, farmer’s markets, capybaras, and marathon runners of Portland this week.
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danziger.bsky.social
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
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joshwcomeau.com
Huh, TIL there’s an element, and it can be used to display the result of user inputs in a screen-reader-friendly way! I can think of a bunch of places I should be using this 😄

denodell.com/blog/html-be...
HTML’s Best Kept Secret: The output Tag
Make your dynamic content accessible by default with the HTML tag that time forgot.
denodell.com
chris.zahller.me
I’ve used this one to display “characters remaining” in textarea elements.

Funny, the gaps in our knowledge even when we know a lot about a subject!
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
The very mangy failed "lion" Aslan talks a big "game" but he and the radical antiwi were very unfair to the white witch. The witch—they call her a witch but she was a queen, she was a queen from the great land of Charn—was very white. Very white, and that's OK. They say not OK but I say OK.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
they're coming through wardrobes, folks, and they're coming over through portals on train platforms and schoolyard walls, and by using rings of various colors, and they're saying "oh bother" and "by Jove" and they're taking over narnia folks and eating all the turkish delight, they eat the delight
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I am hereby putting a 200% tariff on all fauns dryads and talking beavers as well as turkish delight. Narnia has been very bad to us.
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lanceparkin.bsky.social
The data centres being built now will be derelict by 2030.
zunguzungu.bsky.social
“I had previously assumed a 10-year depreciation curve, which I now recognize as quite unrealistic...Based on my conversations over the past month, the physical data centers last for three to ten years, at most.” futurism.com/future-socie...
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schooley.bsky.social
I wonder how many ICE dudes read Anne Frank’s diary in high school and thought, “I’d have gotten her sooner.”
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duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social
Creative expression is the essence of the human experience. Try making a new dish, or stabbing an ai slopper with a wooden stake.
chris.zahller.me
Mai tai (1944) — Trader Vic’s Bartender’s Guide (1947) by Victor Jules Bergeron #rum #tiki
A Mai tai garnished wit a paper umbrella, lime shell, & mint sprig
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gregpak.net
I deserve the Eisner award. That's why I'm introducing this internet post today that will honor me with the Eisner award.
atrupar.com
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
chris.zahller.me
ICE will ignore the order and will face no consequences.
cnn.com
CNN @cnn.com · 1d
A judge in Illinois has temporarily blocked federal agents from using certain types of force and crowd-control measures against protesters, after video of a pastor being repeatedly shot by pepper balls during a demonstration outside at an ICE facility near Chicago drew widespread outcry.
Judge orders restrictions on federal tactics against ICE protesters after Chicago-area pastor shot with pepper balls | CNN
A judge in Illinois has temporarily blocked federal agents from using certain types of force and crowd-control measures against protesters, after video of a pastor being repeatedly shot by pepper ball...
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chris.zahller.me
Ladies & gentlemen, the Paper of Record.
dan-sinnamon.bsky.social
And who is the author of this op-ed? The billionaire CEO of an asset management firm who helped author the compact.
chris.zahller.me
My typical playlist will feature music ranging from the early Middle Ages thru the last 60 days. Every genre except Scandi metal & some forms of overproduced pop.
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mbrowley.bsky.social
Compared to my usual delightful cocktail of half Vladimir Wankoff brand drugstore vodka and half flat Diet Coke, this 15 year old pot-still Irish whiskey lacks complexity and depth.
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
please Obama the era of being the bigger person is over. now is the Time of Petty
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
please let Obama spend the next few weeks carrying around his Nobel prize and working "Well, when I won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize..." into every other sentence PLEASE it would be so funny
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jakevig.bsky.social
Nice to see that they gave the Nobel Prize to the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa. She earned it.
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lawrenceschimel.bsky.social
🥰🥰
antonhur.com
I managed to get everyone at Algonquin Books to refer to MIDNIGHT TIMETABLE as CURSED SHEEP. My next goal is to get everyone at Harper Voyager to refer to THE BIRD THAT DRINKS TEARS as BIRB
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kendrawrites.com
Makes sense because Musk has no idea what it takes to produce anything, and Weiss doesn't understand what it takes to produce journalism.
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
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shiningknightx.bsky.social
"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore