Chris J. Zähller
@chris.zahller.me
https://chris.zahller.me | Okie from Jokelahoma. Int’l man of mystery. Cocktail nerd. Web Designer / Developer @ https://messengerwebdesign.com. Paparazzo & ink-stained wretch @ https://mercury.photo #OKIEX
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The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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dammit I was promised redistribution of luxury apartments
I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/12/04/m...
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/12/04/m...
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
dammit I was promised redistribution of luxury apartments
What consenting adult skeletons do behind their bedroom doors is no one else’s business.
Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What consenting adult skeletons do behind their bedroom doors is no one else’s business.
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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BREAKING: Hegseth’s new explanation is that he left the room, went to a bar, and butt-dialed the commanding officer, who heard Hegseth say “Make it a double” which he misinterpreted as ordering a double tap
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
BREAKING: Hegseth’s new explanation is that he left the room, went to a bar, and butt-dialed the commanding officer, who heard Hegseth say “Make it a double” which he misinterpreted as ordering a double tap
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It’s Sven’s birthday tomorrow.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s Sven’s birthday tomorrow.
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Putting money in Rowling's pocket is also why we ignore press releases from comics events that include Potter programming. It's funding her hate. I'd implore every creator/publisher/potential guest to consider this when approached by those cons. - Andy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trans girls banned from joining Girlguiding
Girlguiding says the move is in response to the Supreme Court ruling that said sex meant biological sex in equality law.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Putting money in Rowling's pocket is also why we ignore press releases from comics events that include Potter programming. It's funding her hate. I'd implore every creator/publisher/potential guest to consider this when approached by those cons. - Andy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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You've heard of elf on the shelf, get ready for some esoteric combination of references you have no way of comprehending and you haven't even had your coffee yet
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf, get ready for some esoteric combination of references you have no way of comprehending and you haven't even had your coffee yet
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Explain Humpty Dumpty then
November 12, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Explain Humpty Dumpty then
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she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
JFC it's too easy
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
JFC it's too easy
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An Oklahoma Watch investigation reveals a long-running, deceptively modest civil action alleging an insidious scheme worth billions of dollars, perpetrated by Oklahoma’s largest writer of homeowners insurance.
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ow.ly/Q5zQ50XzNVf
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
An Oklahoma Watch investigation reveals a long-running, deceptively modest civil action alleging an insidious scheme worth billions of dollars, perpetrated by Oklahoma’s largest writer of homeowners insurance.
ow.ly/Q5zQ50XzNVf
ow.ly/Q5zQ50XzNVf
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I named my fists Voight and Kampff because you're about to question the nature of your existence.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I named my fists Voight and Kampff because you're about to question the nature of your existence.
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Oh good. The wag the dog begins in earnest
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Oh good. The wag the dog begins in earnest
Fortune 500 CEOs deserve huge pay packages because of their big brains and also it’s fine that they let a technology that regularly hallucinates do their thinking
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Fortune 500 CEOs deserve huge pay packages because of their big brains and also it’s fine that they let a technology that regularly hallucinates do their thinking
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this is also another great onion newspaper ad
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is also another great onion newspaper ad
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
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looking very normal sir, let's rush this photo out right away
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
looking very normal sir, let's rush this photo out right away
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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friend whose christmas card just arrived: how dare you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
friend whose christmas card just arrived: how dare you.
A friend gave me a bottle of pear liqueur, so I’m trying one from @sazeracla.bsky.social.
Réveillon Cocktail — Chuck Taggart, 2005. #pearliqueur #calvados #abbottsbitters #poirewilliams
Réveillon Cocktail — Chuck Taggart, 2005. #pearliqueur #calvados #abbottsbitters #poirewilliams
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A friend gave me a bottle of pear liqueur, so I’m trying one from @sazeracla.bsky.social.
Réveillon Cocktail — Chuck Taggart, 2005. #pearliqueur #calvados #abbottsbitters #poirewilliams
Réveillon Cocktail — Chuck Taggart, 2005. #pearliqueur #calvados #abbottsbitters #poirewilliams
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Trump is literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of malnourished African children
Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago ballroom for his Thanksgiving feast to the song “We Are the World,” a song used to raise money to help starving children.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trump is literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of malnourished African children
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I am a dev and I dislike AI because
•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos
none of these are unreasonable complaints
•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos
none of these are unreasonable complaints
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am a dev and I dislike AI because
•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos
none of these are unreasonable complaints
•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos
none of these are unreasonable complaints