Vlad the ImZähller
@chris.zahller.me
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https://chris.zahller.me | Okie from Jokelahoma. Int’l man of mystery. Cocktail nerd. Web Designer / Developer @ https://messengerwebdesign.com. Paparazzo & ink-stained wretch @ https://mercury.photo #OKIEX
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shiningknightx.bsky.social
"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore
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joannagrossman.bsky.social
Sure, everything is shit but this really cool bear walked through my backyard last night.
chris.zahller.me
I really should clock out, go make a salad, and then make one of those.
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numb.comfortab.ly
Upload your scanned ID they said. It will be fine they said.
404media.co
BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

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The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare
A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...
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chris.zahller.me
I really can't fathom why more people don't understand this.
bencollins.bsky.social
Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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spavel.bsky.social
As burnt out designers continue to search for career pivots that give their life meaning, many are turning to itinerant raiding across the Mediterranean
lazear.bsky.social
Becoming the sea peoples at the insinuation my work is mycenean.
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mbhare.bsky.social
jk rowling please get eaten by wild dogs 🙏
esqueer.net
Remember all of the ghouls who denied this was happening and did everything they could to make the problem worse from JK Rowling to Wes Streeting. The NHS who did a stitch up report to hide the growing number of suicides from trans youth on the waitlists. They should never be forgiven.
Screenshot of a PinkNews article headline reading “17-year-old trans girl’s suicide over NHS wait times was preventable, coroner rules.” The article is dated October 9 and written by Amelia Hansford. The PinkNews logo appears at the top in pink and black.
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jasondashbailey.com
I for one think it's sweet that they're giving newborn babies WSJ bylines
bendwalsh.bsky.social
wtaf are you talking about
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
The Zoo’s werewolf enclosure is open during the full moon but honestly we wouldn’t risk it.
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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volts.wtf
Huge, huge swathes of *Trump voters* will effectively have no health care available except for emergency ER.

It is simultaneously a) the worst way to maintain public health and b) the most *expensive* way to do it.

Idiocy from moral degenerates. That's our country now.
atrupar.com
SCARBOROUGH: The Nebraska Rural Health Association says at least 6 rural hospitals would have to close bc of the big beautiful bill

FLOOD: Here's the deal: Some hospitals that are rural hospitals are going to eventually have to transition from being acute bed hospitals into being an ER model
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brianjayjones.com
I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just give me some truth

I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just give me some truth

#johnlennon
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kcg.bsky.social
my fan art for the everything is fine music video! a blessing to be a part of! @jellybox.bsky.social @genegoldstein.bsky.social help me spread da word to all folks who helped out!!
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cait.bsky.social
POV: you are going to be bitten
orange cat looking crazed orange cat attacking the camera
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bcdreyer.social
But, darling, I'm your Antifa's girlfriend!
Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame.
chris.zahller.me
And furthermore Dumpf has already threatened to send NG to Houston. So this doesn’t even work as a joke.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
chris.zahller.me
AND it can’t be recycled, unlike pure cotton.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement
Joey Mannarino in a dark brown tailored jacket. The low armhole is causing his jacket to lift. Someone in an inflatable frog costume. The high armhole allows them to raise their arm without disturbing the rest of the garment
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Drunk sounding dinosaur costumed lounge act singing Tears for Fears and he brought a Subway sandwich with him