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Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Sep 9

Good for both of you!

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Sep 9

Sometimes we realize stuff.

K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · Sep 9

My father is trying to get a permit for a small garden shed and had the shower epiphany that a city government is a giant HOA.

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Sep 6

Brutal.

Will Coldwell @willcoldwell.bsky.social · Sep 4

According to my local parent WhatsApp group, the new school playground insult is: "Your dad paints roundabouts"

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Jul 4

I aim to misbehave.

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Jun 15

It’s my day and I’ll cry if I want to.

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Jun 7

And we were HAPPY

sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Jun 6

my kids: grandpa what kinds of toys did you have growing up?
my dad: a potato

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · May 25

Sprauncy [SPRAHN-see] or [SHPRAWN-see]
(adj.)
-Smart or showy in appearance; dapper.
-Showily dressed; fashionable.

Used in a sentence:
“Well get a load of Mr. La-dee-da sprauncy-pants over there with his surtout and top hat! Just who does he think he is?”

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · Mar 18

First day in prison, establishing myself as mitochondria

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Mar 7

My children have learned that when I say “fun fact…” what follows will not be fun for anybody but me

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Dec 1

No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.

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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · Nov 3

The end of Daylight Saving Time is fun because we get to enjoy an extra hour of the dumbest time in history.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · Jun 22

You guys wanna get hepped up on espresso beans and listen to James Taylor

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · Jun 8

You could be the pencil to my cassette tape but you playin'

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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · Apr 24

Trying out quantum entanglement as a new excuse for why I’m running late to work

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · Feb 24

How your email finds me..

A cat lounges on its back like a people on a brown couch dressed up in a blue hooded onesie with cookie monster decals on the feet and holding a plate of cookies.

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Feb 6

Hot damn.

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Feb 6

Good News! Get those prostates checked, people.

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Feb 5

I would party with these two.

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Feb 5

Even if I knew, I would still make my kid explain it just because I would find it hilarious.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Jan 17

My favorite thing about winter is that my skin looks like it’s been dusted with Parmesan

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Jan 17

I do this, but off the bed.

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Jan 17

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Jan 13

Those milestones can be so strange to feel. ❤️

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Jan 13

10/10 dadding

Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Jan 13

Brilliant!