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Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser. American. Trump sucks. https://www.youtube.com/@danibananica https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/feed/aaapy75plmfvw

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · Apr 2

Out of curiosity, I searched online “what items are made in the United States sourced entirely from materials within the United States”

It said “your mom”

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 6h

David Cronenberg presents The Brood Two: Electric Broodaloo

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Meryl Streep Fighter @baileysanz.bsky.social · 8h

Is Chicago naming a snow plow again this year? Because I’m going to get ahead of it and suggest Fuck Ice

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Michael Morrell @genuinemichael.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s get biblical, biblical…

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 7h

This makes me sick

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 14d

“RE-PR-SENT-A-TIVE!!!”

An actor, (Drew Barrymore) from the movie Scream is yelling into the phone “representative!”

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 9h

He approached Eric with tears in his eyes…

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h

This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever seen

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10h

They should allow betting on politics with those gambling apps like FanDuel and DraftKings, because I want to see a Barstool bro posting to a Congressperson "You couldn't have had one more cloture vote??? You cost me $1,500 you lazy piece of shit!!! Do not run for reelection, you suck."

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 11h

[Grammy Awards]

Usher: I can show myself to my seat, thanks.

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h

My eyes have welled up with tears so many times today that my right contact is janky and worrying me about my drive home. Sigh. I want to sleep this day away

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h

Haha correct answer

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h

I understand. I woke up in a bad place and have STAYED THERE out of sheer spite I guess. I cannot pull myself out

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h

Fuck - I didn’t even catch the timing of the words and motions. Haha. Righteous

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h

I LOVED this album AND them. Listened to it a lot at the time

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h

And the communities should have the right to protect themselves obviously. I can’t believe it needs to be said

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

I’m on the side of the Latin Kings here 💅🏻
See nothing. Say nothing.

Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 11h

The cartels could actually make money by simply becoming ICE agents to get that $50k signon bonus & bunch of free guns and ready access to a whole bunch of ICE agents but who am I to tell anyone how to do their business

Cartels issuing bounties up to $50,000 for hits on ICE, CBP agents: DHS

Drug cartels have "disseminated a structured bounty program to incentivize violence against federal personnel," according to a press release from DHS.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12h

With some of the things we are seeing in the world these days, Hell will likely not be enough anymore for the bad guys. That's why, as a fan of people and Earth in general, I will be inventing Turbo Hell™, Turbo Hell Plus™, and Turbo Hell Elected Official™

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

A moment of spooky zen to help cope with the madness out there

A black and white photo of a wooded walkway where the trees kinda form a canopy. Taken the Riggarton Bush in Christchurch, New Zealand

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

Every hotdog is an emergency snack hotdog

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

THEY are the terrorists. They’re throwing canister after canister with reckless abandon. I’d recon watching it twice - focus on the top one the first time, then the bottom one the second time. It’s INSANITY

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 11h

Based on the video shared by Univision (they've paired it with overhead from ABC), today's attack might be the most chemical gas we've seen feds launch into a neighborhood so far. The clouds are enormous/that's a lot of canisters. Completely engulfing cars and homes.

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unichicago on Instagram: "Operativo federal termina con gases lacrimógenos en Chicago. Esto es parte de lo que se vivió en la escena. Tienes más información …"

Operativo federal termina con gases lacrimógenos en Chicago. Esto es parte de lo que se vivió en la escena. Tienes más información en nuestra biografía.

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

I want to yell at the clouds. I want to change the world. I want this to be a better place for everyone and I feel so powerless

The TRiiBE @thetriibe.com · 12h

NEW — For the second time in less than a week, militarized federal agents deployed tear gas in a Chicago residential area.

Members of the media, Chicago police officers on the scene for crowd control, and the broader nearby community were also exposed to the tear gas.

thetriibe.com/2025/10/fede...

Federal agents gas Chicago’s East Side • The TRiiBE

For the second time in less than a week, militarized federal agents deployed tear gas in Chicago residential neighborhoods.

thetriibe.com

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h

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ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 12h

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

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Jack and Diet Coke
Most of the time, their biggest cheeseburger
Sucker Punch

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

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- 3:10 to Yuma (2007)

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h

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ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 12h

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

I wish you had video!