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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 8h

School can be a tough time.
#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9

Top left panel: Chief O'Brien is filling in as teacher for Keiko on DS9. He's standing at the front of the classroom, looking stern. His caption reads, "Nog, if I gave you a bar of latinum and your father gave you a bar of latinum, how many bars of latinum would you have?"

Top right panel: Nog is seated at a desk. Behind him, a handful of other students can be seen including Jake Sisko. Nog looks at the Chief and answers, "One bar."

Bottom left panel: Chief O'Brien chides, "You don't know your arithmetic."

Bottom right panel: Nog smiles as he replies, "You don't know my father."

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A Cat A Day @acataday.bsky.social · 9h

we has new toy #cats #acataday #catsofbluesky

Three cats from above with a wooden cat activity toy, looking where the treats may be

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i amar prestar aen @oakleaf.bsky.social · 11h

Little box boy on his throne

An orange cat loafing on a large cardboard box. His eyes are open and focused on something in front of him

An orange cat loafing on a large cardboard box. His eyes are contentedly closed but one ear is pivoted to listen to something

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🖖obsidian disorder🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @deepcutsnine.bsky.social · 6h

sure would love to live in a situation where my going to bed early wasn't hindered by other people hogging the bathroom 🙃

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Laura 🍁🍄🦇🎃 @tricksyliesmith.bsky.social · 2d

MOUTHING OFF ABOUT WHETHER A MINORITY GROUP GETS TO EXIST IN SOCIETY OR NOT IS NOT AN 'OPINION' AND YOU CAN GET FUCKED

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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 8h

For all your high back chair needs.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 8h

Winter babbys. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of a white man in winter clothing, sitting outside in a snowy park or boardwalk or something. Under each arm he’s holding a beautiful white medium haired cat.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d

whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow

satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 19h

Disability is one of the only minority groups you can join at any time.

Everyone thinks they will be the exception.

It won’t happen to them. They will “try harder” and overcome.

They think we’re failing.

It is not a moral failing and very few people will be the exception.

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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 8h

Please file under 'C' for Cat.

A ginger cat sitting in a filing cupboard.

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🖖obsidian disorder🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @deepcutsnine.bsky.social · 11h

why does it feel like pms its not even time yet

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 1d

This will not stand, man!
#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekTNG

Data is choking a Borg with one hand, to the point of lifting it off its feet. In the image, the Borg is labeled "ChatGPT introducing new erotica for adults." Data is labeled as "Flesh and blood people forbidden from posting erotica"

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Puck the tall hobbit 🧜✊ @r3dleprechaun.bsky.social · 16h

The Keira Knightley thing is really going to show politics for rich people is team sports when for the rest of us it is survival.

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John Edwards @euclidianboxes.bsky.social · 16h

"I don't hear her talking about women's rights, I just hear her talking about trans people." absolutely spot on about Rowling.

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 17h

Carole Malone, "Youu can't say what women's rights are because you're not a woman"

Zack Polanski, "You're not trans are you. We can all say you're not that thing so you can't have an opinion" 🔥

"You can still have an opinion from listening to people"

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 17h

I prefer this Two Factor Authentication method. HMRC will be sending this device round to your house for endorsement. Only one covering all of SE London 1/10 for efficiency but 10/10 for thoroughness cc @thecatreviewer.bsky.social

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Jon Canning @joncanning.com · 2d

The belly is a trap: 10/10 for the bait and switch @thecatreviewer.bsky.social

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Cat Crossley @catscreatechaos.bsky.social · 5d

I had my first contact with Pretty for ages yesterday, the first time in years! We’ve been friends for a while (she’s on my usual daily walk route) but she’s been a bit scared to come out to see me. Had to trespass a bit to stroke her, but totally worth it. Lovely puss.

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A photo of my white-pink hand in a teal thumb-loop sleeve petting the head of a black, orange and white (calico) cat whose name I don’t know, but who I call Pretty because she is pretty. She has little white socks with orange bits, and white whiskers. The background is grey tarmac with little hints of green moss

A slightly out of focus picture of Pretty, the calico cat, with a clearer view of her lovely orange and black face markings, pink nose and yellowish eyes. She is stood on the grey-green tarmac, with a cream wall and a grey metal gate in the background. You can see her cute pretty paws quite well, which are white with orange splodges.

Pretty the pretty calico cat striding towards the camera. This is the first time I’ve been able to pet her in some time (I don’t usually go onto peoples’ driveways to pet their cats, but I haven’t had contact with Pretty in YEARS so I made an exception when she was on the drive this time) The low sun is behind her, and she’s walking across grey tarmac with hints of green, a grey metal gate in the background.

A closer look at dem paws, oh they are pretty! White socks with ginger splodges at the end of black legs, with some white whiskers getting on on the action at the top of the image. You can more clearly see the green moss between the grey tarmac stones that she’s standing on.

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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 14h

This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.

Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.

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Cat Examiner @catexaminer.bsky.social · 20d

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Ro 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Wee Con @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social · 21h

"We're all gonna have to learn to live together aren't we" *Giggle*

Well, Keira, that's what some of us (trans people) were trying to do! JKR, though, she's funneling her vast wealth into eradicating us and ending our ability to get healthcare! The wait list for my GIC is 224 years now!

Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 oops I asked for a reason to clown 🥰💜🦄 @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 1d

This is terrible.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 2d

Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.

Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy

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D’deridex Dame @oopsallwarbirds.bsky.social · 18h

people who use AI and make ''AI art'' should be hunted by the Tal'Shiar

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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🖖obsidian disorder🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @deepcutsnine.bsky.social · 17h

Trekle (treklegame.com) 1382 3/6
#StarTrek Difficulty: 🔘

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Trekle

A Trek-like variant of the popular 5 letter word guessing game.

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 1d

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