John Edwards
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Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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It’s like a monkey paw wish. “There is a cabal of billionaire pedophiles, and Donald Trump is the only one who will expose them” and they were right about both things.
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 AM
It’s like a monkey paw wish. “There is a cabal of billionaire pedophiles, and Donald Trump is the only one who will expose them” and they were right about both things.
Catherine! :(
a close up of a woman 's face with a very angry look on her face .
Alt: Catherine O'Hara, realising they've left Kevin behind in Home Alone
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Catherine! :(
This isn't very encouraging for the government's plan to replace tutors for kids with AI.
I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub
aiskillshub.org.uk
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 AM
This isn't very encouraging for the government's plan to replace tutors for kids with AI.
Just following orders is it?
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Just following orders is it?
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I'm sorry, but the reaction to Brianna Ghey being murdered by people she knew offline *because she was transgender* becoming 'we should stop teenagers from being on social media' rather than 'we should deal with the recent horrifying rise of transphobia in the UK' is unbelievably fucking bullshit.
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I'm sorry, but the reaction to Brianna Ghey being murdered by people she knew offline *because she was transgender* becoming 'we should stop teenagers from being on social media' rather than 'we should deal with the recent horrifying rise of transphobia in the UK' is unbelievably fucking bullshit.
Inexplicably our cinema is showing Melania. Checked the available showings, 2 and 4 seats sold for the two Friday showings, none for the one on Saturday, two for the one on Sunday. That's 8 seats too many.
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Inexplicably our cinema is showing Melania. Checked the available showings, 2 and 4 seats sold for the two Friday showings, none for the one on Saturday, two for the one on Sunday. That's 8 seats too many.
I'm now an influencer. Can't wait for all the free cars and holidays.
Everyone's getting in on the action!
You simply can't get better press coverage than "we've never heard of it until now", thanks Metro! 💜
(thanks @euclidianboxes.bsky.social!)
You simply can't get better press coverage than "we've never heard of it until now", thanks Metro! 💜
(thanks @euclidianboxes.bsky.social!)
January 27, 2026 at 9:51 AM
I'm now an influencer. Can't wait for all the free cars and holidays.
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Everyone's getting in on the action!
You simply can't get better press coverage than "we've never heard of it until now", thanks Metro! 💜
(thanks @euclidianboxes.bsky.social!)
You simply can't get better press coverage than "we've never heard of it until now", thanks Metro! 💜
(thanks @euclidianboxes.bsky.social!)
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Everyone's getting in on the action!
You simply can't get better press coverage than "we've never heard of it until now", thanks Metro! 💜
(thanks @euclidianboxes.bsky.social!)
You simply can't get better press coverage than "we've never heard of it until now", thanks Metro! 💜
(thanks @euclidianboxes.bsky.social!)
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January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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So anyway, Andrew Wakefield should be in prison for the rest of his life.
January 26, 2026 at 4:38 PM
So anyway, Andrew Wakefield should be in prison for the rest of his life.
You'd think all those cognitive tests they keep making him take would have picked it up.
![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
You'd think all those cognitive tests they keep making him take would have picked it up.
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a Ship of Feceus, if you will
It's the Ship of Theseus but all the original parts are being used to build a second, crappier ship.
Ex-Tory Home Secretary Suella Braverman defects to Reform UK
The MP was unveiled as the party's latest recruit by leader Nigel Farage at a rally.
www.bbc.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 PM
a Ship of Feceus, if you will
I know you shouldn't yuck someone's yum, but this is the worst fess I've read.
There are very few things I'm ashamed of. But one thing that chills my blood is the knowledge that I really, really fancy Robert Jenrick. Now he's lost a few stone, he's a proper horn bag.
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I know you shouldn't yuck someone's yum, but this is the worst fess I've read.
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
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The only watch any normal person should show off:
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 AM
The only watch any normal person should show off:
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My neighbor told me he keeps losing falcons to the widening gyre so I asked how many falcons he has and he said he just goes to the falconry and gets a new falcon afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding falcons to drown with the ceremony of innocence and then Yeats started crying.
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
My neighbor told me he keeps losing falcons to the widening gyre so I asked how many falcons he has and he said he just goes to the falconry and gets a new falcon afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding falcons to drown with the ceremony of innocence and then Yeats started crying.
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I demand justice for Jade #TheTraitors
January 24, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I demand justice for Jade #TheTraitors
Built the Lego Mighty Bowser today. Huge and delightful.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Built the Lego Mighty Bowser today. Huge and delightful.
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will skip the signing of US President Donald Trump’s “Board of Peace” in Davos after Switzerland confirmed it would enforce the ICC arrest warrant over war crimes in Gaza.
January 22, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will skip the signing of US President Donald Trump’s “Board of Peace” in Davos after Switzerland confirmed it would enforce the ICC arrest warrant over war crimes in Gaza.
I assume Board Of Peace is just a Ministry Of Truth deal and they'll soon be invading countries and dividing up the world between themselves.
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 AM
I assume Board Of Peace is just a Ministry Of Truth deal and they'll soon be invading countries and dividing up the world between themselves.
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM