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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 1d

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

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Brunt @bruntfca.bsky.social · 20h

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 1d

(guy who used AI to create what would otherwise be a legit creepy analog horror type thing): "Yes this is what sitcoms are. This is what humans enjoy watching."

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 1d

*sighs and posts the video again*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkl...

Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim

YouTube video by Adult Swim

www.youtube.com

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 1d

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

The cover of De Las Soul's 1989 album, "3 Feet High and Rising"

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 1d

I got a souvenir ashtray which, I'm assuming, is a smart device.

DNGN CLUB | Jack Panic @dngnclub.itch.io · 2d

Ok, here it is a readable format for social media. #morktober

COVER for DNGN CLUB Morktober submission: CYBERPUNK VENDING MACHINE.

compatible with CY_BORG

how to roll a d31:
(1d8-1) x4 + 1d4
Reroll on 32

1. fragFROG
Capsule-Toy | 50¤
Leaps from your pocket to intercept a single grenade blast.
2. metalmaw
MOUTHGUARD | 75¤
This metal-like grill gives you a 1d4 bite attack.
3. daggersbreath
GUM | 2¤
Breath so fresh it hurts. 1 dmg / -2 DR for 1 Presence Test.
4. howl-o-matic
SINGLE-USE ALARM | 110¤
Magnetically attaches / high-pitched screech if disturbed.
5. Stainoff
3-USE SPRAY | 75¤
Instantly removes all stains on a chemical level (including blood).
6. Insta-Husk
DIET PILL | 300¤
Instantly lose water weight, become unrecognizable for 1 hr / dehydrated.
7. Shard-shart
WASTE WEAPON | 500¤
Turns your next defecation into a frag grenade.
8. Pocket wizard
ELECTRONIC PDA | 1000¤
Comes loaded with one single-use APP of your choice.
9. Thornblock
ANTI-HACK Shield | 2500¤
Cannot be targeted by APPS. Each instance - Roll 1d4; on a 1, it stops working.

10. Beetleborg
TTRPG | 20¤
A datapad containing a game featuring knights in beetle armor.
11. Scaleskin
DERMAL DECORATION | 450¤
Glue-on jewels that grant TIER 1 armor until you shower.
12. Binding bars
PROTEIN BAR | 50¤
+1 to Strength until you shit. 50% chance you shit yourself when damaged.
13. Web shooter
ONE-WAY TEXTING DEVICE | 300¤
Allows you to send text messages to any web connected device (5 uses).
14. Anchor-it
SINGLE-USE GRAVITY LOCK | 4000¤
Makes object or target immovable for 24 hrs.
15. NEIN-itch-NAILS
PRESS-ON NAILS | 500¤
Deal 10 DMG when you make an unarmed attack. Reduce by one after each use.
16. Obelisk online
1-DAY SUBSCRIPTION | 666¤
Grants access to ROKO'S BASILISK AI services.
17. Warden watch
SEC-OP SCANNER DETECTOR | 1500¤
Detects the frequencies and relative location of SEC-OP tech for 1 hr.
18. withr
RECREATIONAL CHEM | 6000¤
Once consumed, your spit becomes corrosive to metal/tech for 1d6 hours.
19. unBroken
MEDICAL STIMULANT | 750¤
Suppresses the broken condition for 1d6 rounds.
20. Ashtray
CY-THEMED SOUVENIR | 50¤
An ashtray made by the tourism board.

21. Wet-Beak-r
HYDRATION SUPPLEMENT | 25¤
Keeps you hyper-hydrated. -2 DR to escape constraints/grapples.
22. Thief recruiter
1-DAY SUBSCRIPTION | 10,000¤
Instantly hires a mercenary who arrives at your current location in 10 mins.
23. really FlowerS
SYNTHETIC FLOWER BOUQUET | 3¤
Warning: highly toxic - do not inhale.
24. Stump saver
EMERGENCY MEDICAL AID | 3330¤
Stops blood loss and preserves dismembered appendages for 24 hrs.
25. hermit haus
CAPSULE TENT | 1000¤
Allows for a good night's sleep in any location!
26. Torch lite
BRITISH FLASHLIGHT | 5¤
A small flashlight imported from OLD ENGLAND.
27. Anti-ICE
DE-ICING SOLVENT | 25¤
Melts through ice instantly (warning: can cause damage to tactical gear).
28. Bloat-fast
FLOTATION pill | 100¤
Painlessly inflate, allowing you to float on water and fall at a slowed descent for 1 hr.
29. Hole FINDER
DIGITAL SEX WeRKs APP | 1¤ per message
Connect with your favorite performers online in CY!
30. THrOWING STAR
MALL NINJA REPLICA | 40¤
An inauthentic throwing weapon. Deals 1d12 DMG.
Cuts off the thrower's hand on a 12.
31. Pumpkin latte shot
FLAVORED ENERGY SYRINGE | 80¤
Gain an extra action for 1d3 turns and makes your mouth taste like pumpkin.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 3d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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RJ Lackie @rjlackie.com · 3d

Completed two personal TTRPG goals yesterday:

- Put my first game up on itch.io
- Entered my first game jam

REFLECTIONS IN A DYING WORLD has been submitted to the Minimalist TTRPG Jam 4!

Reflections in a Dying World by portalierpress for Minimalist TTRPG Jam 4

Alternate selves work together to save the last world in this microTTRPG for Portalier Press.

itch.io

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 3d

I will again ask: if AI tools are supposed to be so great, why do they have to trick and/or force us to use them?

Liz Shannon Miller @lizshannonmiller.com · 3d

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

$Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.$

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 3d

Like most of my "at-work" viewing is the 24/7 MST3k channel, shows I've seen a million times like Leverage or DS9, or movie trailer compilations which are great for just tuning in and out of.

But if I'm going to watch a movie, I'll...y'know. Watch the movie.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 3d

I admit I generally keep the TV on while I'm doing other stuff (like working from home), mainly because I just need background noise. But the thing is, I'm not good at splitting my focus so it's generally something I've seen a thousand times or something designed for me to tune in and out of.

Quintessa Knight @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 5d

I hate it here

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 4d

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 5d

God it's insane how bad Twitch is getting with ads.

Three fucking minutes of unskippable ads.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 5d

Six more days 'til Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Six more days 'til Halloween!

SILLLLL-VERRRR SHAMROCK!

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 5d

X-Files in the DCU is the same as it is here, it's just considered a normal police procedural.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 6d

It's a bunch of cutscenes connected by visual novel choices, yes.

Which makes the popup HUD that appears when the "player" shoots the air conditioner even more baffling.

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Kalfyra the scaled celestial - recovery arc @kalfyra.bsky.social · Jun 9

In a game of no consequences, why are you still playing the "good" side?
Because being mean makes me feel bad.
Because my no-consequences power fantasy is being able to help everyone.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 7d

She was correct.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 7d

Ah shit, here we go again...

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Calamity Jon Morris @calamityjon.bsky.social · 7d

Screenshot from the new Marvel Comics game, you gotta be kidding me.

Members of Brute Force stuffed in jars in the back of the new Marvel game.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 7d

Honestly I'm just amazed he didn't stick a fork in there while it was plugged in.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 7d

Update: I was. Good job, past me!

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 7d

Well time to reinstall Pacific Drive and see if I was smart enough to keep my custom soundtrack handy.

Seth Rosen @sirrosen.bsky.social · 7d

Pacific Drive Xbox came out today, along with the Whispers in the Woods DLC! Seems like it was a shadow drop and then this trailer ran in the Galaxies Showcase. Dev started after I’d left, so I have no idea what to expect... Curious to see what the remaining team cooked up!

youtu.be/TNbSiVUBJpg?...

Pacific Drive: Whispers in the Woods | Launch Trailer - Out Now

YouTube video by Ironwood Studios

youtu.be

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 7d

I saw a news report from...one of the big three networks, don't remember which one, where a reporter doing a story on this type of AI creation allowed herself to be recorded and digitized for the software, then watched a video of her fake self giving a news report. She thought it was amazing.

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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social · 7d

I know that when I have trouble breathing in, the thing to do is to force myself to inhale what's basically waste product.

Matt the Starting Over Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 7d

New wellness grift just dropped