Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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civilian drone mapping technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, sometimes journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. minors DNI
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faineg.bsky.social
I have drawn a visual summary of what goes on in my brain when I’m Posting:
fig 1: shock at the Internet fig 2: a displacement behavior fig 3: gotta purge the demons fig 4: successful purgation of demons
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offline.mountainherder.xyz
The frogs have landed in Chicago! (2025)
YOU ARE NOT

ALONE IN THIS

ABYSSAL DARKNESS.

I AM HERE, AND WE

SHALL FACE THE

CHASM AS

BROTHERS. DILF: Damn I Love Frogs Here comes that fellow
"My goodness, how do you do?" GET IN THE FUCKING FROG PIT
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thebulwark.com
George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.
thebulwark.com
"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized
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faineg.bsky.social
we have one of those and it's really neat
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winterwarpath.bsky.social
they need to just pass a law that if californians catch you gating off a public beach, they're within their right to dismantle your stupid gate and throw the parts in a dumpster.
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dylanbeaudette.bsky.social
Dude the solution is right in front of you: tech bros do the fucking chores. 100 years of atonement.
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mingalabardreaming.bsky.social
3D printers sound so cool, but I am overwhelmed at the thought of the software to use. 😬

Suggestions are welcome.
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jspumpkins.bsky.social
This is the tell that they don't want people with creative capacity. They want menials and drones that they can use extract wealth from their lives and labors, then discard before the next quarterly report.

The actual cruel burden is the point.
faineg.bsky.social
it’s said all the time but I think we should continue to hammer home how insane it is that we got dead-eyed bros trying to sell us robots that will free us from the supposedly cruel burden of “creative careers” instead of the actual cruel burden of “doing menial household chores”
sethdmichaels.bsky.social
AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
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laurakinsale.bsky.social
Finally I have an answer to all those people who say to novelists, “I have such a great life story! You write it and we’ll split the profits!”
faineg.bsky.social
I think the killer argument against relying upon AI to write is the massive amount of thinking and concept-welding that goes on for me (and I assume most everyone else) during the *process* of writing something - it’s a cognitive process and I know I’d actively get stupider if I skipped it
buckrawheat.bsky.social
I also just wonder if any of these people have ever really appreciated the value added in going through the experience of something like this. The fact that it changes you to engage with and puzzle over your own work, that you're not a content printer that just needs juicing to go faster.
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afiregender.bsky.social
the thing is even if you took out all the possible issues one might have with it, the actual process of using it would be a literal nightmare for me. i cannot IMAGINE having creativeness being locked behind of the equivalent of standing over a co-worker's shoulder mentally begging Just Let Me Do It
faineg.bsky.social
there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually
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nuclearanthro.bsky.social
Especially given that the word “robot” itself DERIVES FROM THE FUCKING CZECH TERM FOR “DRUDGERY” & “SERVITUDE”

www.sciencefriday.com/segments/the...
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dutchtreat.bsky.social
I installed 2 wifi printers last month. Neither one detected itself. Both required me to search for and separately download scanner drivers since that somehow wasn't included in the install process.

Friends should not have to ask me for help with this in the year 2025.
faineg.bsky.social
Dear techbros frantically nutting at each other over your own god-like brilliance for making the Five-Boobed-Lady-Picture-Machine: I would at this point settle for you applying your alleged technical genius to making a printer that works
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porgus.bsky.social
they all give off the vibe like "I tried to draw a picture once and it pissed me off so bad"
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jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
i have one in the lab and it's literally saved me thousands of dollars because i can fabricate equipment and models on the spot. yet the university keeps promoting "use AI in your classes!", when my students like Giant Molecule Models waaay more than the plagiarism box
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desarrayed.bsky.social
OMG ALL THE SNAPS

I'm getting my MLIS, and I cannot tell you how many guest speakers have mentioned that their patrons are disproportionately thrilled by working printers and copiers

it really is the small stuff that gets people going
faineg.bsky.social
Dear techbros frantically nutting at each other over your own god-like brilliance for making the Five-Boobed-Lady-Picture-Machine: I would at this point settle for you applying your alleged technical genius to making a printer that works
faineg.bsky.social
He is a pit of evil who speaks nothing but evil.
faineg.bsky.social
That fucking monster killed USAID and is killing millions around the world.
faineg.bsky.social
I will never buy a fucking robot made by that mass-murdering demon.
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sethdmichaels.bsky.social
and as a person who likes and cares about movies and music and cartoons and books, I really resent that the executives in charge of those things are looking excitedly at a future where they can cheaply produce the equivalent of if restaurants pivoted to painted, seasoned styrofoam
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sethdmichaels.bsky.social
I fully acknowledge my self interest here; as a communications professional, I resent that mostly what I’m hearing from the tech industry and its acolytes “hooray, we can replace most of your job with a robot that does it 60% as well for free,” what am I supposed to do with that?
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cursed.monster
Roko’s Basilisk is actually an inkjet that functioned long enough to end the world, which is the true desire of all printers
faineg.bsky.social
I absolutely do not think that 1. This is going to happen and 2. That artists will actually WANT to do this, which was my original point with which you will see a ton of artists agreeing with me in my replies
faineg.bsky.social
I believe my point still stands