I love the idea of writing down a recipe from the computer. We were such wild summer children once. 'Jot this down on a piece of paper!' shouted the heavens above, after it was done screeching and blurping and connecting to the telephone.

that shade's sharper than a sunsail in Phoenix

if you're not where you want to be as an artist or entertainer and didn't come from money or an industry family try to remember that it was never an even playing field to begin with and you're probably doing great considering

💔 I am finding the deliberately evil acts of this administration relentless and impossible to process. Exec Branch has become a violent mob of proud sadists. That so many Americans tacitly approve or can’t be bothered to object leaves me with a deep, aching sense of betrayal by my own country.

I suspect one reason they hide their identities is to conceal past restraining orders and DV arrests.

Texas is preparing emergency resources for wildfires and floods. The Texas National Guard should be THERE — not in Illinois.

We stand ready to support their return home so they are best positioned for helping Texans respond to any natural disasters.

This is not a border crossing.
There’s no law that any of us have to show our papers on the interior.

This is a blatant civil rights violation. How is anyone supposed to know whether this man is a real ICE agent or just pretending to be one?!

it's not at all apples to apples, but it feels a little like beefing with Mr. Rogers or Dr. Seuss, like what is so incredibly wrong with you

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

it's a merry melodies world and we're all just Daffy Ducks, trying to appease the godlike paintbrush of the electeds

Hispanic friend recently said 'every white supremacist thinks all other white people are just sleepers waiting to be activated' and that's gonna stick with me for a bit

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

New — Video shared with me shows ICE officers in DC detaining a man on Friday.

Bystander filming asks man for his name. ICE agent lies and says he’s not allowed to speak to him “by law” and another says “We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close…If he gets any closer, put him in cuffs.”

Firebird kicks so much ass. also in the basic catagory, I will tear up at Fratres every time, especially if it's my favorite version (no zig zagging violin solo)

Congrats to the Seattle mariners for locating the end of this game

the best baseball post of all time

Breaking my social media fast to tell you that the Oregon Humane Society has slashed adoption fees 50% this weekend to offset an intake surge in the aftermath of an animal hoarding raid. Go adopt a new bestie like Miles (link below).

Thinking about the hot french fries stolen today, and those still to be nicked tomorrow

Everyone, I’m just <sniffs> I’m just so proud of us all.

We finally did it.

LibsOfTikTok finally targeted me.

<single tear rolls down cheek>

I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long <unfolds acceptance speech> and first I want to thank everyone who made it possible: Harambe, Kony2012, my fa

As evening fell on the site of an ICE abduction at Lincoln and Foster, a lone protester held a vigil.

I want them all prosecuted. Every last one of them.

If you are employed & doing pretty fine right now, set aside some money from each paycheck to dedicate to mutual aid asks. Even just $20.

Shit is really bad, the social safety net is being shredded, & truly TRULY all we have is each other right now.

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

Great kicker. Marc Benioff’s PR team wanted him to do an interview about philanthropy. Instead he sounded off on a bunch of Trump policies he supports and called for the White House to send troops to SF.

Doesn’t seem like the comms team was pleased with how the interview went..