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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman)
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Hey there, I'm still ThePatrick who wrote stupid guides on GameFAQs eons ago I'm a mailman now, so I'm just tired all the time 日本語が分かんないから～という海外の龍が如くファン為に攻略を作造ということで何時間も無駄にした安保な親父です～ 宜しくお願いしま～す
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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · Nov 17
"It's-a me!!! Mike Yanagita!"

"Dear Mike

Please don't come to the castle.
Why don't you sit over there? I prefer that.

--Princess Toadstool *PEACH!*"
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The Wicker Dan (1973) @danlehner.bsky.social · 11h
there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 14h
He is talking about executing civilians
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 14h
Donald Trump’s father destroyed Steeplechase Park, the iconic amusement palace of Coney Island. Before demolition, he hosted a party for his rich fuck friends where bikini clad waitresses gave them bricks to throw through Steeplechase’s famous stained glass windows
nymag.com New York Magazine @nymag.com · 15h
Donald Trump knocked down the White House East Wing without notice and before approvals —a developer move known as ‘anticipatory demolition,’ where you tear down a building before the preservationists can intervene. His dad did it too.
Trump Used His Dad’s Dirtiest Move on the East Wing
Donald Trump knocked down the White House East Wing without notice and before approvals —a developer move known as ‘anticipatory demolition,’ where you tear down a building before the preservationists can intervene. His dad did it too.
www.curbed.com
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The Headless Guy @frailoldwoman.bsky.social · 12h
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11h
i think editors should occasionally entertain the idea that bannon is just full of shit www.thedailybeast.com/steve-bannon...
Steve Bannon Reveals ‘There’s a Plan’ for Third Trump Term
Bannon divulged that there are “many different alternatives” for securing a third term for Trump.
www.thedailybeast.com
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 1d
The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12h
Contains no actual apology! But gets right to self-pity and persecution complex.

He’s a good performer and says what people (including me) would love to hear more of politically, but the more I see the more he just seems like a fuckin liar. And possibly worse. A mini-Fetterman in the making. 👎👎
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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 12h
Cool! I hope they tank so hard nobody remembers anything they ever did
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 20h
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 20h
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 18h
“military decisions” = whether to invade San Francisco
kyledcheney.bsky.social Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 20h
Trump says he’s making military decisions based on what random “friends of mine” tell him about crime.
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 17h
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19h
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 13h
Imagine Werner, Hopper, and Jack Cassidy all in the same film

Also William Campbell

Man, the unstable people behind charming smiles factor may have caused a singularity
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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 13h
Came to say this lol
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Ghost or Void @jonessa.bsky.social · 15h
High caliber Columbo murderer. What a creepo
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17h
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 1d
Just had a flashback to singing a hymn literally called "Trust and Obey" in church in retrospect that's some They Live stuff
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d
my usual bit where I tell any old guy with a gray beard and glasses to finish The Winds of Winter. The trick is to only do it to people who suck.
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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 1d
Evergreen
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 1d
I’m tired of everything. Shut it all down
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1d
All great and strong presidents obsess about building themselves a gorgeous ballroom
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 1d
" The NFL Hat Guy" looks nice and the boys seem to have eaten their Xanax and leprechauns!
Andrew Cuomo tweet: No better way to celebrate winning tonight's debate than making it to the Knicks game in time for the 2nd half Photo is of Cuomo sitting next to Eric Adams and some guy in an NFL hat
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 1d
Pork katsu curry w omelette for late #lunch Hash tag #latelunch
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Ernest Deadfold @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social · 1d
oh my god Mamdani fucking nuked Cuomo from orbit
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.
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