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Hash Bandicoot

@hayfeverray.bsky.social

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(She/It) 🌗 Game Developer, Occultist & Fencer 🌓 Previous: Baldur's Gate 3 - MindsEye - Wishbound #gamedev | #solodev | #indiedev

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Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 3d

Oh this is super fun! 10 horror Movies to get to know me

🧬 Crimes of the Future
📼 Videodrome
🌀 Lord of Illusions
🔪 Scream
✝️ Prince of Darkness
📿 The Exorcist 2
🔥 Inferno
🤡 Killer Clowns From Outer Space
💤 Nightmare on Elm Street
🌌 Event Horizon

Jason Song Quinn @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 4d

10 horror movies to get to know me by

🧄The Lost Boys
👦Child’s Play
🧪Gremlins 2
💥The Guest
🧀Mandy
👆Idle Hands
🔪Scream
🤯Evil Dead 2
👯Us
😾Cat’s Eye ( the last story where a stray cat fights a flamboyant tiny troll )

Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 4d

10 horror movies to get to know me by

🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon

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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 5h

every pop-up menu, every notification tone, every spasm towards the screen - is a microfissure in your holy mission to achieve what god set out for you in your art

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Oct 30

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 1d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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spooky sara 🎃 @sarasoci.al · 1d

yeah i’m pansexual . i’m attracted to both women and transwomen. we exist

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 1d

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

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GOLGOTHA @golg0tha.bsky.social · 21h

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Game Developer @gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 1d

'CEOs need to take a backseat:' MindsEye devs accuse studio execs of fumbling layoffs and mandating crunch

Almost 100 current and former Build A Rocket Boy employees have signed an open letter containing allegations of debilitating mismanagement–and some workers are even filing legal claims.

www.gamedeveloper.com

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Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

Why does the bigger sex drive simply not eat the smaller one????

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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 2d

ABORTED GAME DEVELOPER: i would have loved developing the wow killer if i hadn't been aborted

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Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

Having a boomer moment in the pharmacy by not knowing how to scan a QR code

Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

The IFI is screening The Exorcist 2 and everyone should go see it. Criminally underrated movie, Boorman was cooking

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Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone that complained we didn't add the MTG crossover races should be <redacted>

Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

When I was working on BG3 we would browse the RPG net forums just to see what the chuds had to say.

The worst were the dickheads in the steam forums complaining that they couldn't make their stupid D&D character that used a dogshit homebrew class

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Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

One of the worst parts of working on a high profile project is seeing what the Gamers™️ are saying

headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 2d

it is not polite to say so but no discussion of the state of the games industry/press can really avoid the reality that the audience is just. really really bad.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 2d

Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism

If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

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Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

Another weekend of screaming and smoking the head off myself. Pray I don't lose my voice again 🙏

Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing General Levy tonight with my beautiful junglist girlfriend

Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

When I was a guy i never understood how dudes could wear shorts year round. Now that I'm a butch I get it, why the fuck am I wearing jeans rn

Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing General Levy tonight with my beautiful junglist girlfriend

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goop @bepista.bsky.social · 2d

chainsaw man is kinda in the magical girl genre from what I can tell

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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 2d

Banged out a paper on the psychoanalytic implications of cross class romance in 18th and 19th century British literature the morning it was due for an 11 am class while chain smoking in the outdoor area of the library. Got an A. AI makes you weak and powerless ... the mind is all you need.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 3d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · Aug 14

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

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catherine @cathroon.itch.io · 2d

everybody discoursing about indie games press and concern-trolling chuds on game forums but no one is talking about how the crunch is coming and we're all going to be compressed into a single point in just 30 more minutes

catherine @cathroon.itch.io · Sep 7

EVERYTHING SPIRALS TO A FINAL POINT OF UNIFICATION

THE SACRED ΩMEGA POINT
cathroon.itch.io/omega-point

A MIXTAPE AT THE END OF THE WORLD

[FLASHING IMAGE WARNING]

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