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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 22m

The haters said it wouldn't work. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 4h

The only proper response to getting fired when you have a big buyout is Coach O’s

Coach O kept it 💯 about getting fired by LSU 😂 #shorts

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 4h

I am both full of schaudenfreude and mirth about Franklin being fired and absolutely convinced Maryland should fire Locksley and hire Franklin

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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 6h

Wow, so it’s illegal to make plans with friends now

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 11h

Adding .00001 cm to global sea rise so the magic computer can tell me to text a young lady "it was nice meeting you" when it was, in fact, nice meeting her

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 14h

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 22h

Maryland completely blowing its one random, scheduling-driven shot at an average Big Ten season at the same time Penn State collapses in on itself like a star is such a bummer. There was a chance to 1) make fun of people online and 2) make recruiting inroads. But nope

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21d

2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story

2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat

2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

"This is how we make the next generation of Buzzballz"

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Ole Miss commercial has the shot.

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

if someone told you in 2020 that stanford-SMU would be a conference game in a few years, how many guesses would it take before you got the conference right

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think I've ever seen someone hit the checkdown on a flea flicker but Pitt keeps innovating

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

one or two more pitches and they had something cooking

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna lose by 30 points at home to a commuter school smdh

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 1d

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Definitely go get the deviled egg sliders. The buns are deep-fried deviled eggs.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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morning sensibilia 🔆 @loveshy.icu · 1d

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

What an emblem of the billionaire class—descending on a peaceful city in a private jet on the horn to NYT asking for the place to be invaded by federal authorities because the rent-a-cops you employ for a week to harass a few junkies outside the convention center cost too much.

Mr. Benioff spoke as his annual Dreamforce conference is set to begin Tuesday in downtown San Francisco, bringing 50,000 visitors to the city. He is scheduled to deliver a keynote address about the benefits of "agentic enterprise," a business model in which humans and artificial intelligence bots work together.
Speaking by telephone from his private plane en route to San Francisco, he lamented that he has to pay for nundreds of off-duty law enforcement officers to help patrol the convention area and said that San Francisco needed to "re-fund" the police.
The city never actually "defunded" its police force, and San Francisco's violent crime rates are below those in many other U.S. cities.
But San Francisco has struggled to recruit and keep officers, and it still has problems with lower-level crimes and open-air drug use, especially in neighborhoods like the Tenderloin near City Hall. It has about 1,500 police officers, and Mr. Benioff says it ne → another thousand.

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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 2d

wait wait wait it's the first Friday of the NHL season and they haven't scheduled any games? lmfao

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 2d

It’s my favorite thing about Wrigley, how it feels so different because it was built for people, not luxury boxes. Upper level seats at Wrigley are so much better and closer than upper level seats at new parks.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO

Anthony Kiedis and the joke is that he resembles “The Master” from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: the Hands of Fate

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2d

Grant Brisbee
@GrantBrisbee
That must have been one fucked up physical.
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Jon Heyman
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Jan 20, 2016
Justin Upton passed the physical and is officially a tiger

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 2d

who wore it better

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 2d

Happy FDOC* to those who celebrate.

*First Day of Corduroy

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Russ Bengtson @russbengtson.bsky.social · 2d

i like that you used a photo from her headlining set at ozzfest

NPR @npr.org · 2d

Venezuela's opposition leader María Corina Machado has won this year's Nobel Peace Prize for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela.

Venezuela's opposition leader María Corina Machado wins 2025 Nobel Peace Prize

Venezuela's opposition leader María Corina Machado has won this year's Nobel Peace Prize for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela.

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