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Chris Hell-er
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Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog. 🚴 ⛷️ ⚽️ 🤖 🐶 🐱 🥘
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it seems this week the president has committed a literal smash and grab robbery
Trump: "It's awfully strange to make a decision where I'm paying myself. But I was damaged very greatly and any money I would get I would give to charity."
“I’m just learning about this *so called* swas-tika”
Charlie Kirk died fucking that horse
right! people keep acting like he *had* a nazi tattoo (very bad) instead of that he *has* a nazi tattoo (very very bad)
it’s been / one week since we had nice things /
🎶I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my Totenkopf on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt🎶
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"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
www.kktv.com
obviously what’s important is that government continues to function as well as it currently is working… wait a minute!
Dems/Ind Senators voting in favor: Coons, Durbin, Fetterman, Hassan, Heinrich, Kaine, Kelly, King (I), Klobuchar, Reed, Schiff, Shaheen, Welch, & Whitehouse.

Senators not voting: Duckworth & Tillis
I’d like a skull and bones tattoo.

Oh like a pirate flag?

No not like that.

Oh like on a poison bottle?

Nope. Not that either!

Oh like from an anatomy book?

No! You goody two-shoe-er! Like a…
feeling a bit of vindication today
Yeah I’ve been wondering when we find out we have a new milkshake duck
Honestly for me the vibes are off with this guy
SCOTUS: as a court we want to ADDRESSS this issue.
[BALIFF nods]
You KNOW we can’t ever find it reasonable to INFRINGE on the 2A.
BALIFF: Absolutely
SCOTUS: BUT!
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$40 billion to Argentina’s right-wing government.

The entire USAID budget was $34 billion.
ARGENTINE PESO COLLAPSES TO RECORD LOW — DOWN 99.8% SINCE 2009
so brave of the uvalde police…
🚨 Married GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales allegedly had an affair with his senior aide, Regina Aviles — who was found dead after she supposedly doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire, per The Daily Mail.

Uvalde Police are blocking release of the 911 call, video & records. (Daily Mail)
De-reconstruction continues
BREAKING: Ninth Circuit panel, on a 2-1 vote, allows Trump to deploy National Guard troops in Portland during litigation. Both judges siding with Trump were appointed by Trump in his first term.

Background at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/the-trials...
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The AWS outage made it impossible to pay for parking outside the courthouse this morning.

Amazon should not have that kind of influence.
one might go to say what the Tea Party moment achieved had little to go with its gatherings… other than their propaganda value
Reminder: We spent YEARS reading thousands and thousands of articles on the Tea Party and how it was a true expression of the American people's will, and it never mounted anything nearly as big as Saturday's No Kings rallies. [1/3]
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fragged?
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
Turns out this was just foreshadowing
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Ted Cruz furiously googling how to AI slop the president into video saying “I am the Zodiac Killer” only to end up reposting porn yet again
So like, then what? Are they gonna have to put parental controls and a quarantine on his browsing, a personal minder to look at every video to make sure 30 seconds in it's not another one where he turns to the camera as an aside and says "I am the Zodiac Killer" or such
your post has me googling old OSS propaganda flyers
Would love to see flyers that give examples to agents how they can sabotage their workplace
spaceman is the mother of starchild
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Also, ayo @jay.bsky.team and the BlueSky team, if you’re gonna permaban Link and Palestinian aid accounts, it’s not a good look if you also don’t ban government accounts engaged in obvious violations of the Hatch Act, which is an actual federal law.