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Dan the Architect 🎧

@hstarshot.bsky.social

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Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes. Not here for politics. 🙃

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · Nov 22

Follow back people that make you laugh and mute the ones that demand your outrage.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23h

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 8d

Oh, you thought witch trials were only in our past? Boy, do I have news for you!

Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 8d

Me living in a bubble

a group of men are sitting on a plane laughing and covering their ears with their hands .

Alt: A group of men are sitting on a plane laughing and covering their ears with their hands.

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the thadadook👻 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 9d

Alicia Sylvesterstallone

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 17d

Good morning warriors!!!

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 16d

Meh.

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Standard Issue Cell Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · Oct 15

Vampire: Master of Darkness (GG / SIMS / 1992)

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 18d

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18d

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19d

if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19d

SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 19d

If you help me achieve time travel, I’ll try and convince Lars to use literally any other snare.

Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 19d

Back in the day, I got a record store to break street date on a new Metallica album so I could listen to it that night.

Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 19d

Contrary to myth, it's not bacteria that makes Komodo Dragons' mouths so dangerous. It's their biting sarcasm.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 19d

Taurus: Give yourself a little credit. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 19d

every Big Online Discourse™ reads like a transcript of people yelling at each other simultaneously catching every 3-4 words the other person is saying and assuming they understood it right

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the thadadook👻 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 19d

Ah, you think shitposting is your ally? You merely adopted the shitpost. I was born in it, molded by it.

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 19d

Ma’am this is classism. You thought you were better than that. 🙃

Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 19d

I have no idea the context but I like the gumption

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19d

If you're gonna arrest me you might as well arrest everyone who reposted it! Oh, you plan to? Oh dear

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the thadadook👻 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 20d

don't mean to get political, but my bones are haunted

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 19d

Ma’am, I love dial-up. Please stop making cliches from the 1870s.

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 19d

Yeah I made a dial-up modem comment because I knew it would bother her… it did but jokes on her… I love dial up 😂

Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 20d

Maam, I’ve reported you to the internet police. Please be ready to turn in your dial-up modem.

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Dan the Architect 🎧 @hstarshot.bsky.social · 21d

I have spent an extraordinary amount of time revving my car up to 88mph. Hoping I can go back and fix a few things.