Miami Vice watching guy
@huekahjohn.bsky.social
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bombsfall.bsky.social
If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life
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dearlstephens.bsky.social
📌“The fact that I am American means, among other things, people can’t say, like they did about Francis, ‘he doesn’t understand the United States, he just doesn’t see what’s going on.’
“Do you not see the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed?”

-Pope Leo in a direct rebuke of the hideous Trump
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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social staring at my brilliant auction purchase made just three nights ago. I was the only bidder.
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oregonian.com
Outside of Portland's ICE facility last night, Kenny from South Park got married to a unicorn.

The betrothed Portland couple said they decided to get hitched on site to bring some joy and fun to a dark time.

"People can be fun loving people and still protest."

www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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lookitup.baby
Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!

Boss: I have an idea
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robdelaney.bsky.social
It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.
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espnbillc.bsky.social
Even by college football's ridiculous standards, "Guy who had the No. 3 team in the country 15 days ago gets fired" is pretty mind-blowing.
redditcfb.com
Holy cow... those mad lads from Northwestern got them to do it!
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althistorian.bsky.social
This has become a load bearing tweet to me.
huekahjohn.bsky.social
keep checking his socials to see if he's posted it. honestly might be the most intense/insane moment ive experienced at the duck bar since like cj verdell's touchdown in overtime against the doogs in 2018
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bubbaprog.xyz
what's with the "they say"? it is provably true that what Republicans claim is happening in Portland is false! how are we both-sidesing this!?
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. the self-proclaimed frog brigade — three adults in inflatable amphibian costumes — posed for photos ..

“.. A small group of counterprotesters nearby shouted, “We love you, ICE!”

@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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bot.cowtools.org
She was known as Madame D’Gizarde, and, in the early ’40s, she used deceit, drugs, and her beguiling charms to become the bane of chicken farmers everywhere.
She was known as Madame D’Gizarde, and, in the early ’40s, she used deceit, drugs, and her beguiling charms to become the bane of chicken farmers everywhere.
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alexvont.bsky.social
This is it. I didn’t find it at all difficult to leave Twitter in the end: it stopped being fun and became boring and depressing. Whenever I opened it I’d see things that were obnoxious or upsetting. It was a relief not to do that.
explaintrade.com
This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.

No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
Well – no. Bluesky may or may not be, as one centre-right friend who felt unwelcome put it, “self-righteous island”. But the idea that’s why we went is nonsense. That I’ve largely stopped posting on a site that’s done more to shape my career and social circle than the rest of the internet combined is less about avoiding rival opinions (I love arguing with people who are wrong!) than with the fact the site simply became unusable. It stopped generating the things (good jokes, interesting debate, clicks) I wanted; it became extremely good at generating the things (racists, pornbots, racist pornbots) I did not.
huekahjohn.bsky.social
anyways the game sucked but at least there was a former player blown away by the atmosphere at the oregon bar in NYC (and he captured a video of my Extremely Normal® reaction to the pick-6)
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huekahjohn.bsky.social
none of this would have happened if the team had worn yellow for the yellow out imo
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katz.theracket.news
But it seems no one at the Times remembered or recognized the old New York joke in time to edit this piece on the affair. Embarrassing!
By Chris Hippensteel
Oct. 8, 2025
The texts from a Democrat who had served in the Virginia House were explosive. In one exchange, he suggested that the chamber's Republican speaker deserved to be killed, mentioning the legislative leader alongside Hitler and Pol Pot.
Now, the Democrat, Jay Jones, is his party's candidate in next month's election for state attorney general, and the recent revelation of his three-year-old messages have sparked a fierce outery from Republicans and rattled the Democratic ticket in a state where the
huekahjohn.bsky.social
"if this is so, which it is"
logicallyjc.bsky.social
I don’t think Biden was president on J6.
huekahjohn.bsky.social
ICE really is the most obviously evil organization in the world
cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
huekahjohn.bsky.social
B1G ref needs to get fired for that review
huekahjohn.bsky.social
dude of the alumni association in NYC just ripped off his shirt. we got this
huekahjohn.bsky.social
off to the oregon bar. my final word before the game: let's go dcuks, baby
huekahjohn.bsky.social
heckuva name whether real or not imo