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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom

@imwintersmom.bsky.social

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Proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously Best Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s Just Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 4d

look i think its obvious ive joined the dark side. remember i said on Saturday I was uncomfortable. the feeling never went away. so yeah. been great. not deactivating just saying whatever but like the people i dm with or if i dont but want to. im still "here"

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah. base offensive humor too uses it.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 15h

😂 exactly

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Irridescence - 🩷🤍🩵💜🖤🩶 @irridescence.bsky.social · 16h

That's enough internet for today

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 16h

😂 so while we're here...gotta say im not loving the alt shit thats probably going on like who the fuck is everyone over there. I appreciate transparency to a certain degree.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 16h

😂🤣 exactly!!

and THANK YOU for the bish usage. all the tolerance and all the care everyone puts into not offending people and yet the word bitch used in any way except in a boss and even then, its just sad nobody realizes that pussy and bitch should be power words we own.

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Just J @jasonleader1.bsky.social · 16h

can i take a joke? bish, my entire life is a joke.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 16h

cant you people take a fucking joke - famously never said after an actual joke.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 16h

😂 gargling skeet was a must use.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 17h

i got the taint of a bad toot in my mouth so came here to gargle some skeet, hope it works

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

I surprise others by not being a pushover.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 17h

Good! Someone or something should have one. A good year

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2d

[at stoplight]

*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*

Me: Are you obsessed with me?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

pet my chest hair and tell me i’m pretty

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

Nice!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4d

Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

*during sex

Sorry, I forgot to mention that I’m gross.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

*moments after finishing an entire Costco sheet cake

I am feeling very, very sexual.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Momsnts

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 2d

And Dadsnts

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Jfc

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

There’s really no punk rock way to make a solar system out of birthday cake.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2d

Come on back and pull up a chair — a fresh batch of shitposts are just out of the oven

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 2d

🤣😂 that actually sounds like something they'd do. prick.