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jaywallace1.bsky.social
@jaywallace1.bsky.social
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Aspiring Writer. I like Poetry, Vaporwave, Weird Fiction, Weird Movies and Motorcycles. https://www.youtube.com/user/snowcapfilms https://www.tumblr.com/jaywallace1
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 6h
the Macintosh System 7 was the first W I D E S C R E E N Macintosh.
A picture of a small LCD hand-held game device probably from the early 80s in some dimension or another. It's a silvery beige brushed metal device with a d-pad, button, GAME A, GAME B and TIME buttons, and a little Apple logo and Macintosh System 7 logotype below it. Onscreen is a little fixed greyscale LCD with colour background display that doesn't have any really obvious way of doing anything whatsoever.
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 6h
Only way I could respect one by this point.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12h
A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest”
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ztul.bsky.social
michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 6h
Gru's plan 1: eccentric uncle dies Gru's plan 2: attend reading of the will Gru's plan 3: must spend night in haunted house to claim inheritance Gru's plan 4, where gru looks sad: must spend night in haunted house to claim inheritance
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thespaceshipper.com
The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 16h
Marty McFly arrived in the future (2015) Hill Valley 10 years ago today. It was also the "95th launching of the USSA space shuttle", according to this concept art for a 2015 smartphone-like device.

In reality, there were 135 launches from 1981 to 2011, all space shuttles combined.
Back to the Future: Part II (1989): 2015 smartphone-like device, art by John Bell
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 6h
Between the Nat. Guard invading cities and how Platner turned out, my half-baked, poorly thought out "no more troop worship" stance is hardening into stone.
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 10h
I got this pie but something is wrong with it?
A piece baked to have a face made by HowdyCakes (look her up on insta!)
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cait.bsky.social
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · Sep 17
twitter screenshot of post by ken draw can draw in feb 2022 - Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot. Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: ough ouwa oaygh guwah.
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Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 16h
GET IN LOSER WE'RE VAN POSTING
My minivan in front of trees A double rainbow over my blood orange Chrysler Pacifica on the side of the road the comet and milky way above my chrystler pacifica Chrysler Pacifica hybrid orange on a mountain
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 7h
Because you can fake aesthetics and it's easier to do aesthetics than cultivate the discipline to do a proper pull-up. This is the product of years of "Fake It 'til You Make It," HustleGrindSet, and Influencer BS, all confidence games to trick people into thinking you're awesome.
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kye.bgay.social
Kylerfunkenstein 🎃 @kye.bgay.social · Jul 5
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maddymatinee.bsky.social
Maddy 🎃🧟‍♀️💀🧛‍♀️👻 @maddymatinee.bsky.social · 9h
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saab.bsky.social
-ˋˏ syd ˎˊ- @saab.bsky.social · 17h
xeno and ripley - about two years in the making all came down to 2 hours in the studio. love this one. i’m in both suits - the image is a composite. 👽💫
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dillo.media
dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 11h
i think a good solution to this whole mess is how about no more senators in general
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11h
whomst amongst us
2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 11h
I was thinking the tanning beds in Final Destination 3
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understatesmen.bsky.social
Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 11h
aaaaaaaand it turns out the answer to "how TF did some guys with a ladder steal the French crown jewels" is "cuts to arts funding mean the Louvre is massively understaffed"
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kresendoe.bsky.social
✦ kresendoe ✦ @kresendoe.bsky.social · 1d
met a cool guy on my walk
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 1d
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 1d
Seriously, it's fucking baseball. You should be able to watch it with rabbit ears.
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daryl "treehouse of hormones" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 1d
"separation of powers isn't real", I assure myself as I close my eyes and ram the white house with my shitty excavator
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
Riker tooting on that boner
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adem.bsky.social
Adem @adem.bsky.social · Jul 9
the hardest problem in computer science: printing an 11x17 document onto 11x17 paper
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jaywallace1.bsky.social
jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 1d
That Cruze-based compact they made years ago was actually pretty decent looking and could be had with a manual and a turbo-four. I see one every once and a while and go, "Man..."
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