jaywallace1.bsky.social
@jaywallace1.bsky.social
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Aspiring Writer. I like Poetry, Vaporwave, Weird Fiction, Weird Movies and Motorcycles. https://www.youtube.com/user/snowcapfilms https://www.tumblr.com/jaywallace1
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Seriously, it's fucking baseball. You should be able to watch it with rabbit ears.
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"separation of powers isn't real", I assure myself as I close my eyes and ram the white house with my shitty excavator
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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the hardest problem in computer science: printing an 11x17 document onto 11x17 paper
That Cruze-based compact they made years ago was actually pretty decent looking and could be had with a manual and a turbo-four. I see one every once and a while and go, "Man..."
Buick should not be three (four?) lame crossovers, that company needs sedans.
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A great commercial for The Blair Witch Project's VHS and DVD release, from an October 30th, 1999 airing of Carrie on TNT
Leto's got to have blackmail material on these people. He should have been Armie Hammered a while ago.
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it turns out that trying to lean on the forest as horror is challenging when you largely find the forest to be a place of belonging and comfort. turns out that what mainly terrifies you about living in the sticks is corrupt cops, lack of social services, and small town hostility. time to lean tf in
it's so nice to have good friends [who let you sob on their shoulders about how much your WIP sucks and then ramble on and on about all the reasons why until you stumble across some ways to fix it and leave with renewed vigor to write down all the good stuff you just blurted out off the cuff]
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This is the most amazing kickstarter reward I’ve ever seen
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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE MUMMY (Lamont, 1955)
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There’s nobody in China or Russia or Iran or anywhere who wants a worse future for you, personally, than bezos or andreesen or musk or zuckerberg or trump or mark cuban or etc. does
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Reminder that Trump is tearing down the WH literally and there's still a massive contingent of Dems obsessed over trying to fight against their own nominee in the NYC mayoral race, including people not even in NYC lol
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this is in everything! there's no middle anymore so if you're gonna do it you might as well do the Nice Version
on the bright side, everything at the impossibly shitty grocery store costing just as much as farmers market produce means you can just go to the fucking farmer's market now and pay real people for the privilege
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This is what Leadership Culture gets you: people in charge with no skills, no knowledge of the thing they’re supposedly in charge of, and no incentive to mitigate risk, betting the future of the institution and everyone in it on whatever shiny objects they recognize from skimming Forbes.
The man betting everything on AI and Bill Belichick | TechCrunch
UNC Chancellor Lee Roberts is making big bets on AI and Bill Belichick, and he sounds like a Silicon Valley CEO while doing it.
techcrunch.com
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At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"
"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."
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it's like 9/11 for the cloud today
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If you want to stop the right wing psychos and you can't deal with receiving free healthcare as part of the political projects, your brain is fundamentally mush.
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Like I’m not being comical that used to be part of the economy that hired cameramen and directors and wardrobe departments and script people and caterers and now it’s just fiverr
commericals used to have a budget
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The entire "free speech on campus" moral panic was manufactured to blackmail us into making space in intellectual life for bigots and charlatans who couldn't get there on their own merits. Its a DEI scheme for fascism. Congratulations to everyone who took it at face value.
“Following his lecture, Yarvin will debate the legendary British historian David Starkey on history and the future of conservatism.” Everything about this is so cursed. Masks off at the University of Oxford.
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our "smart" coffee machine at work is broken today. I made a joke about it being related to the AWS outage but then we looked in the back and it's plugged into ethernet
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speaking of I actually have a really good idea for how to reinvigorate the post office
the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change