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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 1h

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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jon rosenburger @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 1h

They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · Dec 6

[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]

He's awake and posting.

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 1h

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina @mikeall.bsky.social · 10h

Can't explain the story of the 2025 Mariners without mentioning: Dumper, Etsy Witch or Humpy.

That is a sane and correct sentence.

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10h

Man. Humpy really did that shit.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10h

TO THE 15TH

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 10h

*curtsy*

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 10h

THE TWINS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

if Jorge Polanco walks it off here, the Twins get the World Series trophy

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 10h

hear me out .... (for the fourth time)

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 11h

Jorge Polanco has a chance to do the funniest thing (for the third time tonight)

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

if Jorge Polanco walks it off here, the Twins get the World Series trophy

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 11h

Jorge Polanco has a chance to do the funniest thing (for the third time tonight)

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

if Jorge Polanco walks it off here, the Twins get the World Series trophy

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 11h

baseball is rad as hell, my dudes

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

Jorge ... you're making me looking bad out here, my dude

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

hear me out ...

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

if Jorge Polanco walks it off here, the Twins get the World Series trophy

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 12h

Rob Manfred didn’t invent the ghost runner, W.P. Kinsella did

Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 12h

Ironically, the ghost runner only exists during the playoffs because nobody can see a runner at second to start the inning.

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

get that man some smelling salts, a Red Bull, and a uniform!

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

they should've gone to Ichiro there!

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

welp

a close up of a cat making a funny face .

Alt: a close up of a cat making a funny face .

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

the power he would wield over the Pacific Northwest!

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

...and we're living in a golden era for cult leaders!!

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

Rivas with a BIIIIIIIIIIIIG chance to become a cult hero right here!!

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

Mariners gotta pinch hit Ichiro here soon, right?!

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

welp ... Twins World Series odds remain unchanged

elmo from sesame street is holding a red heart in his hands

Alt: elmo from sesame street shrugs

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 12h

if Jorge Polanco walks it off here, the Twins get the World Series trophy

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 13h

A Mariners ALDS Game 5 at home going extra innings? Surely its never happened before

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The Mix @themixjazz.bsky.social · 13h

Jorge is on.

Walks Will Haunt sign from the Metrodome

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